I am horridly, utterly, terminally and completely bored and unstimulated.
If one of my 'adoring fans' or 'avid download followers' would care to have a chat, that would be lovely.

My IM is x_5ilver5nake_x@yahoo.com on YIM, or either of the shared accounts for my writing group, namely sailorlight22@yahoo.com on MSN, x5ilver5nakex on AIM.

I am also on the embedded chat for my website, http://ahparchive.seraphimlabs.net .