Today, I wrote a song.

You Make Me Wanna Capslock (An Internet Love Song)

Hey girl
So I heard you like mudkips
Yeah girl
You make my heart do backflips (do a barrel roll)

Hey girl
You’re looking pretty fly
Yeah girl
Don’t you know the cake is a lie? (my oh my)

YOU MAKE ME WANNA CAPSLOCK
YOU MAKE ME WANNA CAPSLOCK, BABY
YOU MAKE ME WANNA CAPSLOCK
IT’S THE CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL

Hey girl
Your heart is huge like xbox
Yeah girl
Your really rock my socks (roxxors my soxxors)

Hey girl
I’ve been thinking about it, and
Yeah girl
You’re over nine thousand (powerup get)

YOU MAKE ME WANNA CAPSLOCK
YOU MAKE ME WANNA CAPSLOCK, BABY
YOU MAKE ME WANNA CAPSLOCK
IT’S THE CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL

Baby, please don’t ever leave me
It would make me such a sad panda
I might become an hero without you
I’d let you have all my base if you wanted
Because girl, a winner is you

YOU MAKE ME WANNA CAPSLOCK
YOU MAKE ME WANNA CAPSLOCK, BABY
YOU MAKE ME WANNA CAPSLOCK
IT’S THE CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL

This is gettin’ a little TL;DR
I’m out
Trufax.