Today was...interesting.

A note to curious teachers:

When I answer your polite "May I see what you're writing?" with "Er, actually it's pretty rough, lots of misspellings and things crossed out and marked for editing, it's not at all final, and I really don't like people reading my unfinished work..." What I actually mean is "I just spent your entire class writing bondage slashfic and I'd like to be able to look you in the eye tomorrow, so I'm afraid not."

Thank you for your time.