This is kind of cool.

Today a woman from Planned Parenthood came into my Social Problems class and gave a presentation on STDs. I talked to her after class for twenty minutes, expressing my concern for the state of our community, being that it won't even allow birth control presentations at our school. She turned out to be very friendly and well-spoken, and she ended up offering me a job at the local Planned Parenthood. I'm probably going to take it.

Now I feel pretty guilty about spending half the presentation staring at her boobs, though.