Driving School does weird things to my brain.
You guys remember the crash test dummies from those "wear your seatbelt" commercials in the 80's and 90's? Of course you do. And if not, here's a link to refresh your memory. The point of this is that I've been watching crash test dummies videos in driver's ed and I have come to the conclusion that the dummies, Larry and Vince, are gay for each other. If you've seen enough of the commercials, it makes sense. Anyway, I was mowing the lawn this morning and the following conversation popped into my head:
Larry: "Soooo...Vince. Question."
Vince: "Shoot."
Larry: "...you ever gonna let me drive?"
Vince: "...aw, jeez, Larry. Look, we've been through this before-- I'm just not a passenger."
Larry: "Well, you might like it if you tried it, ya know. You could just kinda take it easy and let me do the work for once?"
Vince: "I dunno...I really don't think it's for me."
Larry: "You won't even try it? For me?"
Vince: "...can we talk about this later?"
Larry: "Oh, it's always 'later' with you, isn't it? Are you really so insecure in your mannequinhood that you can't even let me drive one time?"
And on that note, I'm going to go do something productive. I hope.
Larry: "Soooo...Vince. Question."
Vince: "Shoot."
Larry: "...you ever gonna let me drive?"
Vince: "...aw, jeez, Larry. Look, we've been through this before-- I'm just not a passenger."
Larry: "Well, you might like it if you tried it, ya know. You could just kinda take it easy and let me do the work for once?"
Vince: "I dunno...I really don't think it's for me."
Larry: "You won't even try it? For me?"
Vince: "...can we talk about this later?"
Larry: "Oh, it's always 'later' with you, isn't it? Are you really so insecure in your mannequinhood that you can't even let me drive one time?"
Vince: "Larry, I really don't need this today."
Larry: "Oh yeah? Well let me tell you something. That cute guy in the front window of Macy's modeling the new fall fashions? He made a pass at me the other day! I do not need you, Vincent!"
Larry: "Oh yeah? Well let me tell you something. That cute guy in the front window of Macy's modeling the new fall fashions? He made a pass at me the other day! I do not need you, Vincent!"
And on that note, I'm going to go do something productive. I hope.