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Exposure ~ SATURDAY
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Country Heat ~ FRIDAY
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Male Collection 1
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Overtime
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Strobe Afterglow
A filthy festival hookup with an afterglow that won’t fade
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Let Us Kneel Together
Stained glass confessions
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Overtime
The office is closed, but he is wide open.
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The Thunder
Three old friends take shelter under a tarp in a violent storm, only to discover the tension between them has been building longer than the weather.
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Behind the Veil
What should be a toast becomes a reckoning, all heat and risk, with the world laughing just inches away.
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Altar
What begins as vigil becomes rite. Stone remembers, vows bend, and a body learns what it means to be offered, chosen, and kept.
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Stormy Submission
A storm gathers over an old farmhouse, heat pooled in the porch boards, breath held in the garden. Micah watches the quiet gardener who never hurries…
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Balcony Heat
Nico steps onto his balcony, naked beneath the streetlight, and becomes both subject and shrine.
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The Last Carriage
In the last carriage of a midnight train, two strangers find something between violence and prayer.
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Plain Smut
I can’t make my wife orgasm, even with toys. She says it’s fine, but I can tell it’s not. What the hell do I do?
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Hood Hiss
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Silent Night, Swollen Feet
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Down the Chimney
Next year, I’m asking Santa for aloe and a fire extinguisher.
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The Wax Dom
Physics and poor life choices collided at the speed of regret.
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The Curry Hole
At least this time, I didn’t get it in my eye... or my soul.
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The Lamb and the Lube
Every time I smell rosemary now, my hole puckers instinctively.
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Thumbs, Holes & Other Mistakes
Always double-check your texts. Especially when your ex is an orgasmic poltergeist in a push-up bra.
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Steam & Semen
If you’re going to raw-dog in a military shower, at least bring a helmet.
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Coach Saw My Hole
Some lessons are learned the hard way. This one was learned with a ciggie and full eye contact.
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Crimson Wave
If your eye has a trauma history, maybe don’t aim it at unpredictable genitals.
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Whiplash but Hornier
A cautionary tale of ambition and plaster dust.
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Hazed
Next time I pass out drunk around sailors, I’m wearing a chastity cage, swim goggles, and permanent marker brows.
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Big Booty, Little Engine
My arse may have been too much to handle, but damn if it didn’t change a man’s religion.
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Docked & Loaded
My foreskin is the Airbnb of genitals.
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