Late Memes are the New Black

Um, my life has been hectic and boring. I punched a clown. I was the lead in the school play. I saw the new Harry Potter movie. 

...And billion years of not checking my personal journal means missing all the cool memes. 

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Give me a character and I will tell you:

(a) three facts about them from my personal canon/fanon
(b) a reason he/she sucks
(c) a reason he/she is amazing
(d) five things that I’d like to see happen to them
(e) five people that I ship that character with and why.