answers to questions


to who/how'd you lose your virginity?
- anonymous

I lost my virginity to Charlie. It wasn't all that eventful, really. We were at his house (when he lived with his parents in Marshall). It was back when we dated my freshman year. Yeah. I don't regret it or anything. I'm glad I did it. The End!

what's your favorite position?
- angelica

girl on top, i guess ? i'm not all that picky. i like missionary too because i'm lazy.

what's your least favorite thing about sex?
- angelica

uhhh just when i feel like i'm doing a bad job, because i definitely don't want to be a shitty lay. and weird awkward moments.

do you like head?
- angelica

i hate giving head, i only do it for certain people in certain situations. it feels really submissive to me and i don't like to be the submissive one. haaa.

whats your favourite kind of ice cream?
- pedram

peanut butter cup.

where do babies come from?
- nismo

hell.

f you could go anywhere in the world, where and why?
- alexis.

japan, because it's awesome. i want to travel everywhere in the world though.

who was your first real boyfriend?
- anonymous.

well i dated chris neu for like three weeks my freshman year, but my first "real" relationship was with charlie. pretty much everything else before that was stupid infatuation bullshit. so...yeah.

why is charlie hoekstra such a fucking faggot?
- charlie

the world has long pondered this question. i live in fear that it is my fault that he is so gay. i can only hope that the world does not blame me, as it is simply one of those mysteries that cannot be explained.

if you could have a penis just long enough to jizz on one person's face (and one person's face only), who would you jizz on?
- sean.

this question is really difficult. i think i want to jizz on a japanese schoolgirl. but i might think of a better answer later.

if it takes a man a week to walk two weeks, how long would it take a greyhound to sandpaper a mountain into a mole hill?
- anonymous

twenty-seven.

is there anyone who you have the hotts for at the moment?
- anonymous

yup, stephen.
and i kind of have the hots for this one kid but it won't ever go anywhere so i just giggle about it.

don't you think my icon is sexy?
- allyson
yes. very.

would you do lines and have sex with me all night? or would you rather wait until the comedown?
- naasu

oh, we can have sex right after we first start doing lines, and then we can have more sex when we're coming down. *nods*

do you prefer coke or adderall? : O
- naasu

definitely coke. adderall is nice for certain situations but coke is always my love.

what is your secret fantasy? ;)
- the_ladder_down

sexual fantasies? most of them involve being the one in control so just let your imagination take it from there

what would your utopia be like?
- elfie

happy fun rainbow land. *nods*

would you rather lose (let's say bloodless, lazery removal by evil alien types:) your right leg or left arm?
- jibakushounen

uhm...right leg.

left eye or both your ears?
- jibakushounen

left eye.

thumb and ring fingers from your right hand or two toes of your choosing on each foot?
- jibakushounen

the toes.

if you had to choose between eating a dead man or eating a dead woman to stay alive, which would it be and why?
- derick

little pieces of each, because i don't really feel like it would make a difference.

also, do I have a drug problem?
- derick

no.

what is the sluttiest thing you have ever done?
- anonymous

your mom.
no, seriously, i am not sure. in the eyes of some people, it would be having sex with a fair amount of people, but i don't consider it "slutty" because i think that as long as it's my body and i'm doing it because i want to, then there shouldn't be a problem. i hate the term "slut", i think it's really degrading to women.