he swears it was none of his doing

The invitation for our annual summer outing was sent through eVite this year. I opened it, agreed to go, and as the program accepted my response, the next screen showed a number of odd items for sale, including a monogrammed branding iron.

My CFO (yes, he of the sarong and the Joey Heatherton wig some weeks ago), who sent the invitation, swears that he had no idea that that would appear.

Uh-huh.

Yeah, right.

Sure..