I heard the best story about myself yesterday. Standing around with distant cousins we started talking to one of them about her son, who was wearing HUGE glasses and looked like a little mini intellectual/computer nerd.

Me to Distant Cousin: Aw man.. I had glasses when I was 3. At the same time I broke my arm.. so I had a big sling and everything. I was a mess.
Brother Josh: I actually remember you slugging that kid Jamie who lived next door with your cast.
Me: Wait are you serious?
Brother Josh: He was making fun of your duck boots.

I would pay big money to go back in time and watch that in the third person.
I was a kickass three year old.