There's a free radio benefit at Dry River tonight, but I won't be able to make it after all. I just found out a friend is getting divorced, so we're gonna go get shitfaced at a stripclub in SiVista.
Do you think it is disgusting for girls to drink alcohol and get drunk?
Sometimes. But that applies to boys, girls, et all.
Have you ever kissed anyone who's name starts with J, M, or D?
...yes. What a stupid fucking question.
What's on your bed right now?
My boyfriend, my comforter, and the neon Elvis pillowcase I made.
What are you upset/mad about?
Nothing overly so. I'd like to get a damned call back about a job, though.
Is your heart broken right now?
Nope.
Are you happy right now?
Once I get some coffee in me, I'll be obnoxiously so.
What's on your wrist right now?
A gash from jumping fences.
What are your plans for tomorrow?
Cooking, sewing, longing for liquor.
What does your hair look like right now?
Slept on. With hella roots.
Your phone rings, what do you say?
Hello's a good start.
Is there someone you will never forget?
Another retarded question.
Ever receive a really long apology?
Yes.
If you were in the hospital would your number one come see you?
My number one?
Have you ever kissed anyone on your top friends?
Oh. I get it. This is MySpace related. Yes. I've kissed two of my top 16.
Do you use the word hello daily?
Most likely.
What was the last thing you said aloud?
"My teeth taste like burnt milk."
Honestly, if you could go back one month and change something would you?
I'd try to save money more.
Do you ever wonder who you're going to marry?
Marriage is for suckers.
Have you ever wanted to never give up on someone?
LAME
Have you ever cleaned up someone else's vomit?
Well, I'm a lush, and I've worked as a housekeeper.
Do you honestly hate anyone?
Any individual that I'm acquainted with? No.
Could you be with someone who has kids?
Nope.
Do you prefer morning or night?
Night, generally. But daytime has its perks.
Have you ever kissed someone with braces?
No, I don't think so.
What time did you go to sleep last night?
5am... ish
Are you waiting on anything?
The guys to wake up.
Would you ever tattoo your significant others name on yourself?
No.
Will you have kids?
I'd rather not.
Where is your sister?
Idunno. What do toddlers do at 2pm on a Saturday?
When was the last time you flew in an airplane?
December of last year.
Are you going to be in a relationship in the next month?
I should hope so.
Where do you want to be right now?
This chair's pretty comfortable.
Where is the person you like right now?
Like? LAME.
Does your crush like you back?
LAME.
What song puts you too sleep?
Whatever's playing when I'm tired and stationary enough to sleep.
Favorite store?
Second-hand
Are you dating the last person that you kissed on the lips?
Yes.
Have you ever been awake for more then 2 nights straight?
Barely.
What's bothering you the most right now?
I bit my cheek yesterday, and it still hurts.
Is there someone you will never forgive?
LAME. None of yo business!
Is there anyone who doesn't like you?
haha- yeah. They suck.
What is the last thing that you put into your mouth?
Corndog with mustard.
Do you think that you can last in a relationship for 6 months or more?
We're going on 45 months now, so yes.
Do you smile often?
Yes.
Do you think you'll be married in 10 years?
No. I already said. Marriage is for suckers.
How many children do you want?
Zero.
Are you happy with the way that things are going right now?
Mostly.
Is there someone on your mind that shouldn't be?
Like a tumor? Are you saying I have a tumor?
Have you ever kissed anyone and never saw them again?
Yes.
Are you someone who worries too often?
I have my moments.
What's the last thing that you laughed really hard over?
AwkwardFamilyPhotos.com
Do you have a bad temper?
Yes, but I've gotten older and wiser, and control it.
In winter, would you rather wear jackets or hoodies?
LAME.
What kind of shirt are you wearing?
I'm not!
Do you wear your seatbelt in the car?
Yes.
Do you like someone?
A multitude of people. What kind of asshole would I be if I didn't like ANYBODY?
Do you remember what you were like a year ago?
Not immensely different, but there have been changes.
What are you listening to?
Silence... in between typing sounds.
Where do you keep your money?
Yeah. I'm going to tell you.
Where did your last hug take place?
In bed.
Do you talk about your feelings or hide them?
LAME.
Can you lick your elbow?
I didn't just try. You failed.
What were you doing at 10 p.m. last night?
Filling out online applications and drinking whiskey.
Have you ever wanted something you couldn't have?
DUMB QUESTION.
Do you have siblings?
Three.
Do people ever make mistakes when spelling or saying your name?
Yes.
Do you sleep with the light on or off?
Depends on how intentional crashing is.
Can you recall the last time that you really liked someone a lot?
LAME
Are you the shortest of all your friends?
No.
Your number 1 walks out of your life, do you go after them?
Something you really want right now?
A job.
What were you doing an hour ago?
http://jezebel.com/
What's the greatest thing that happened to you today?
Ummm... I woke up.
How many pictures do you have saved on your computer?
Lots.
Has anyone told you that they like you more than a friend recently?
No. Maybe I'm losing my edge.
Who is the first B in your contact?
LAME
Marriage in your future?
OH MY GOD. DROP IT.
Ever turned a guy/girl down you shouldn't have?
No.
Have you ever slept on a couch with someone else?
Yes.
Do you love the last person you called?
As a buddy.
Do you get along better with the same sex or opposite?
Most of my friends are guys, but I think that has more to do with my interests and hobbies than my personality per se.
Have you ever kissed someone whose name started with a L?
Yes.
What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Where ever I want. Couch side plenty of the time.
What was the last pill that you took?
Antacid.
Who last called you babe or baby?
Gavin.
When is the last time you said you were fine and you really weren't?
LAME.
What's the last thing you got in trouble for with your parents?
What, like seven years ago?
Are you lazy?
At times. I try to overcome it.
Are you stubborn?
Yeah.
Which are better black or green olives?
ALL OF THE ABOVE.
Do you miss anyone?
Tons of people.
Last person to hold your hand?
Probably Gavin, but I'm not so much a hand-holder.
Think of your last two kisses, were they with the same person?
Yes.
Have you ever fallen asleep while texting someone?
No. And I hate texting.
Are you someone's best friend?
A few people.
Listening to music?
Not at the moment. Enjoying rare quiet.
What did you do last night?
Walked miles to downtown with my buddy Jason just to drunk-watch.
Have you been outside today?
Not yet.
How far away is the last person you kissed?
40 feet, maybe?
Last reason you cried?
I don't even have tear ducts. Or an asshole.
Has anyone ever said they wanted to marry you?
I don't think anyone's ever said it seriously, but it's been said.
Would you rather live in Alaska or Texas?
Depends on what part and for how long.
What woke you up this morning?
A full bladder.
What was the best thing that happened to you last year?
Gavin moved in with me.
Who did you last hug?
Seriously, whoever wrote this quiz is gay for hugs.
Who are your last six texts from?
Tina, Emily, Christina, Michelle, Ducky, my Dad
Could you go for a chicken sandwich & some waffle fries?
I could, in fact.
What was the first cigarette you ever smoked?
First? Probably a Marlboro. My Dad smoked them, and I smoke them to this day.
Do you eat breakfast daily?
Not in the strictest sense.
What time will you be getting up tomorrow morning?
????
Have you ever slept on the floor with the person you like/liked?
Yes. I used to be homeless, and live outdoors with my on-again, off-again boyfriend. Then I got all classy and slept in a volvo. CLASS.
Is the last person you hugged older than you?
Yeah, only by a year and a half.
Who was the last contact you stored into your cell phone?
Holy Jesus. There's still a lot left of this survey, and I've lost interest. So I'm cutting it short. Fuck this.
Do you think it is disgusting for girls to drink alcohol and get drunk?
Sometimes. But that applies to boys, girls, et all.
Have you ever kissed anyone who's name starts with J, M, or D?
...yes. What a stupid fucking question.
What's on your bed right now?
My boyfriend, my comforter, and the neon Elvis pillowcase I made.
What are you upset/mad about?
Nothing overly so. I'd like to get a damned call back about a job, though.
Is your heart broken right now?
Nope.
Are you happy right now?
Once I get some coffee in me, I'll be obnoxiously so.
What's on your wrist right now?
A gash from jumping fences.
What are your plans for tomorrow?
Cooking, sewing, longing for liquor.
What does your hair look like right now?
Slept on. With hella roots.
Your phone rings, what do you say?
Hello's a good start.
Is there someone you will never forget?
Another retarded question.
Ever receive a really long apology?
Yes.
If you were in the hospital would your number one come see you?
My number one?
Have you ever kissed anyone on your top friends?
Oh. I get it. This is MySpace related. Yes. I've kissed two of my top 16.
Do you use the word hello daily?
Most likely.
What was the last thing you said aloud?
"My teeth taste like burnt milk."
Honestly, if you could go back one month and change something would you?
I'd try to save money more.
Do you ever wonder who you're going to marry?
Marriage is for suckers.
Have you ever wanted to never give up on someone?
LAME
Have you ever cleaned up someone else's vomit?
Well, I'm a lush, and I've worked as a housekeeper.
Do you honestly hate anyone?
Any individual that I'm acquainted with? No.
Could you be with someone who has kids?
Nope.
Do you prefer morning or night?
Night, generally. But daytime has its perks.
Have you ever kissed someone with braces?
No, I don't think so.
What time did you go to sleep last night?
5am... ish
Are you waiting on anything?
The guys to wake up.
Would you ever tattoo your significant others name on yourself?
No.
Will you have kids?
I'd rather not.
Where is your sister?
Idunno. What do toddlers do at 2pm on a Saturday?
When was the last time you flew in an airplane?
December of last year.
Are you going to be in a relationship in the next month?
I should hope so.
Where do you want to be right now?
This chair's pretty comfortable.
Where is the person you like right now?
Like? LAME.
Does your crush like you back?
LAME.
What song puts you too sleep?
Whatever's playing when I'm tired and stationary enough to sleep.
Favorite store?
Second-hand
Are you dating the last person that you kissed on the lips?
Yes.
Have you ever been awake for more then 2 nights straight?
Barely.
What's bothering you the most right now?
I bit my cheek yesterday, and it still hurts.
Is there someone you will never forgive?
LAME. None of yo business!
Is there anyone who doesn't like you?
haha- yeah. They suck.
What is the last thing that you put into your mouth?
Corndog with mustard.
Do you think that you can last in a relationship for 6 months or more?
We're going on 45 months now, so yes.
Do you smile often?
Yes.
Do you think you'll be married in 10 years?
No. I already said. Marriage is for suckers.
How many children do you want?
Zero.
Are you happy with the way that things are going right now?
Mostly.
Is there someone on your mind that shouldn't be?
Like a tumor? Are you saying I have a tumor?
Have you ever kissed anyone and never saw them again?
Yes.
Are you someone who worries too often?
I have my moments.
What's the last thing that you laughed really hard over?
AwkwardFamilyPhotos.com
Do you have a bad temper?
Yes, but I've gotten older and wiser, and control it.
In winter, would you rather wear jackets or hoodies?
LAME.
What kind of shirt are you wearing?
I'm not!
Do you wear your seatbelt in the car?
Yes.
Do you like someone?
A multitude of people. What kind of asshole would I be if I didn't like ANYBODY?
Do you remember what you were like a year ago?
Not immensely different, but there have been changes.
What are you listening to?
Silence... in between typing sounds.
Where do you keep your money?
Yeah. I'm going to tell you.
Where did your last hug take place?
In bed.
Do you talk about your feelings or hide them?
LAME.
Can you lick your elbow?
I didn't just try. You failed.
What were you doing at 10 p.m. last night?
Filling out online applications and drinking whiskey.
Have you ever wanted something you couldn't have?
DUMB QUESTION.
Do you have siblings?
Three.
Do people ever make mistakes when spelling or saying your name?
Yes.
Do you sleep with the light on or off?
Depends on how intentional crashing is.
Can you recall the last time that you really liked someone a lot?
LAME
Are you the shortest of all your friends?
No.
Your number 1 walks out of your life, do you go after them?
Something you really want right now?
A job.
What were you doing an hour ago?
http://jezebel.com/
What's the greatest thing that happened to you today?
Ummm... I woke up.
How many pictures do you have saved on your computer?
Lots.
Has anyone told you that they like you more than a friend recently?
No. Maybe I'm losing my edge.
Who is the first B in your contact?
LAME
Marriage in your future?
OH MY GOD. DROP IT.
Ever turned a guy/girl down you shouldn't have?
No.
Have you ever slept on a couch with someone else?
Yes.
Do you love the last person you called?
As a buddy.
Do you get along better with the same sex or opposite?
Most of my friends are guys, but I think that has more to do with my interests and hobbies than my personality per se.
Have you ever kissed someone whose name started with a L?
Yes.
What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Where ever I want. Couch side plenty of the time.
What was the last pill that you took?
Antacid.
Who last called you babe or baby?
Gavin.
When is the last time you said you were fine and you really weren't?
LAME.
What's the last thing you got in trouble for with your parents?
What, like seven years ago?
Are you lazy?
At times. I try to overcome it.
Are you stubborn?
Yeah.
Which are better black or green olives?
ALL OF THE ABOVE.
Do you miss anyone?
Tons of people.
Last person to hold your hand?
Probably Gavin, but I'm not so much a hand-holder.
Think of your last two kisses, were they with the same person?
Yes.
Have you ever fallen asleep while texting someone?
No. And I hate texting.
Are you someone's best friend?
A few people.
Listening to music?
Not at the moment. Enjoying rare quiet.
What did you do last night?
Walked miles to downtown with my buddy Jason just to drunk-watch.
Have you been outside today?
Not yet.
How far away is the last person you kissed?
40 feet, maybe?
Last reason you cried?
I don't even have tear ducts. Or an asshole.
Has anyone ever said they wanted to marry you?
I don't think anyone's ever said it seriously, but it's been said.
Would you rather live in Alaska or Texas?
Depends on what part and for how long.
What woke you up this morning?
A full bladder.
What was the best thing that happened to you last year?
Gavin moved in with me.
Who did you last hug?
Seriously, whoever wrote this quiz is gay for hugs.
Who are your last six texts from?
Tina, Emily, Christina, Michelle, Ducky, my Dad
Could you go for a chicken sandwich & some waffle fries?
I could, in fact.
What was the first cigarette you ever smoked?
First? Probably a Marlboro. My Dad smoked them, and I smoke them to this day.
Do you eat breakfast daily?
Not in the strictest sense.
What time will you be getting up tomorrow morning?
????
Have you ever slept on the floor with the person you like/liked?
Yes. I used to be homeless, and live outdoors with my on-again, off-again boyfriend. Then I got all classy and slept in a volvo. CLASS.
Is the last person you hugged older than you?
Yeah, only by a year and a half.
Who was the last contact you stored into your cell phone?
Holy Jesus. There's still a lot left of this survey, and I've lost interest. So I'm cutting it short. Fuck this.