alfkdjglkafdjhfk!!!1

oh, gale google alerts. you be giving me life. cos you know this is where my brain went immediately.

reeface — Tue, 02 Dec 2014 21:32:36 GMT

Even Google reads the MPREG, yo. And no doubt those diet secrets are lotsa soccer and cumin a la Randy, heh.

MMMMPREG. Hmn. Guys, how does everyone say that abbreviation? I've always said it like EM-PREG in my head, but having just read about the whole gif vs. jif debate (you will always be GIF, dammit!) and also realizing I've been saying me-me not meem, NOW I'M DOUBTING HOW I SAY EVERYTHING.

In other news, it is pouring rain here and I AM SO HAPPEH. Soggy days rule, yo.

Know what'd make an awesome holiday gift to yourself? A DOODLE!

reeface — Tue, 18 Nov 2014 09:02:26 GMT

QAF-GIFTXCHNGE 1ST ANNUAL HOLIDAY RAFFLE

WHAT IS HAPPENING OMG: Enter the raffle by Dec 1st and you could win a doodle of your very own! By me! I will doodle the crap outta that doodle!
WHAT WILL YOU DOODLE, REE? Anything BJ/QAF! No Brian/Michael, MPREG, or RPS per comm rules.
WHERE IS THIS HAPPENING TELL ME NOW: More info HERE at qaf_giftxchnge, courtesy of the fabulous mander3_swish
BUT THAT'S NOT ALL: The v. awesome xie_xie_xie is writing fic and equally awesome maybe742 is vidding!
AND BEST YET: It's all for a great cause!
TO CHECK OUT MY WORK: My doodle tag awaits youuuu!

I AM SO EXCITE.

You guys. I just. This cap from 101.

reeface — Fri, 31 Oct 2014 10:37:44 GMT

THIS IS LITERALLY THE ENTIRE QAF SERIES AND THE GALE/RANDY VS HAL RELATIONSHIP SUMMED UP IN ONE SCREENCAP.

Brian/Justin:
Michael:

Aaaand end credits.

Sure, a ton more happens, but really? This right here.

pimping like a boss (aka brian fucking kinney at kinnetik)

reeface — Wed, 29 Oct 2014 21:51:52 GMT

It's that time of year, yay! Time for new QaF thiiiiiiiiings. I'M EXCITE.

qaf_giftxchnge sign-ups still open until OCTOBER 30, 2014 at 11:59pm Eastern.

It's not too late! But hurry up, yo, that's only a day away! ;)

fandom to the rescue! brian and justin will hug you in thanks omg.

reeface — Fri, 25 Jul 2014 14:43:09 GMT

QAFCAPS.COM NEEDS OUR HELP, PEEPS! (also posted here)

Our amelialourdes, Keeper of the QaF Screencaps (qafcaps) and Protector of A+ QaF Fic (queereyes), is hoping we can help donate a little something to help keep the sites running. WON'T YOU THINK OF THE ALL THOSE CAPS AND WONDERFUL FIC ARCHIVE THAT MAKE THE QAF FANDOM A BETTER PLACE. And let me add that I absolutely 100% trust Aimee and her assurance that every penny will be tallied and applied to only the QaF sites. You can donate and not worry that your money will never be heard from again, that the sites will vanish, or that she'll suddenly be making posts about her omg brand new laptop, heh. Please help! ♥

thanks for the clarification, google

reeface — Sat, 19 Jul 2014 16:57:32 GMT

I always get those two mixed up.

two minutes and fifteen seconds. or sexonds cos, dayum, was hot seeing galeface on my teevee again.

reeface — Sat, 19 Jul 2014 15:48:29 GMT

Defiance, 2.05, AKA, I only watched the Gale part.

Gale's reaction when he found out he had to live tweet this ep:

Dude had to get dressed and go over to someone's house to tweet FOR TWO MINUTES OF SCREEN TIME.

#Defiance uh-oh...
— GaleMorganHarold III (@GMHaroldIII) July 18, 2014

And that sums that up, heh.

#defiance twitter party at my house! pic.twitter.com/irj5kl19cW
— Kevin Murphy (@kevinmurphyhc) July 18, 2014

LOOKIT HIM BEING ALL ADORKABLE IN HIS LITTLE CORNER WITH HIS TRUCKER HAT O' COMFORT LOOKING LIKE HE'S TRYING TO DECIPHER THE INTERNETS AND ACTUALLY GIVE A FUCK WHAT HE'S WATCHING ALDKFJADSLKJFADSLKGALEEEEEEE. He always sits so gracefully. Mmmmm, long legs.

At least he was v. pretty in the ep. He got to wear a hat in the rain! Mmmmm. And snark-bitch his way through the dialogue. So, yup, I was happy for two minutes. ♥ I mean, c'mon, was two more minutes than I ever thought we'd get. Last time we saw him, it was very much: He's dead, Jim.

Aww, Gale has new Twitter friends! The night was a success, heh.

x-men: days of something something

reeface — Thu, 17 Jul 2014 07:06:32 GMT

MY FUCKED UP OTP LIVES ON. The Charles/Erik was strong in this movie, y'all. SO STRONG. Also, I'm not ashamed to admit that drugged out and scruffy 1970s Charles is hotter than all the hot things. THAT ROBE DID THINGS TO ME OKAY.

But mostly I was all about this:

C: YOU ABANDONED ME!
E: YOU ABANDONED US ALL!

You guys. YOU GUYS. That whole scene made me wibble. And marvel that we were getting to SEE a scene I'd usually have to come home and find fanfic for. I just watched it again and, ugh, my heart. The way Charles jumps up and his voice as he screams and grabs onto Erik after TEN YEARS APART, trapped in his head and thinking the worse of the man he loved, and Erik is so distraught/angry about feeling abandoned himself/all the mutant deaths that he nearly downs their plane and just oh god. THEIR EPIC MANPAIN IS EPIC. James and Michael FTW. And then the end with Erik shot and Charles reaches for his hand after everything they've been through as their world is ending and just *sob*. Patrick and Ian FTW.

Sorry, Erik, Charles and I both totally thought you tried to kill the president, not save him. Our bad, our bad. (Now I wonder what JFK's mutant power was. Sex pheromones? Super charm? I'm going with sex pheromones.)

Also awesome: that first hello punch from Charles for Erik, heh. Door slide open--PUNCH. Hee.

Also awesome, part two: playing chess. Cos that's basically their foreplay when there's no punching. My main thought process during that scene:

Charles' "can't decide whether to kill you or fuck you" expression over that chessboard is giving me liiiiiife.

So wait. Quicksilver is Erik's son? WHAT. I JUST. WHAT. That little dropped hint ("They say you can manipulate metal. My mom used to know a guy who could do that.") went over my head at first cos my comic-canon memory is awful. Then later during another scene it sunk in and aldfjaskj omg. I was so wishing I had rewind to better see what Erik's reaction was, heh. But oh man. This little factoid is still blowing my mind. Does Erik know? I want Charles to find out! And Quicksilver and Erik convos need to happen RIGHT NOW. Guh. I need fic. BUT YEAH. Apart from all that daddy drama, all the scenes needed more Quicksilver. He was hella fun! He and Blink were my favorite new mutants for this movie. His "Wow!" reaction when Erik tells about killing the president aldfjas. But then he's just sent back home. UH MOVIE, THAT MAKES NO SENSE. He could've carried out their whole plan by himself! Yeah, I know, that woulda been a ten minute movie. Who needs logic!

Those kick-ass future Sentinals were amazing. AMAZING. I'm sad they're don't exist anymore, ngl. They were such a great unbeatable foe. Like Borg!

While Charles was killing me with his robe o' sex, there was Erik and his jaunty hat and fuck me sunglasses combo waltzing in to get his helmet. Oh. Oh my. Yes. I can't wait to see this GQMF shot in all the fanvids, guh.

THAT HAIR. GUH. A moment of silence, plz, for it is delicious.

Super dramatic scene and that was all I could think lol.

Charles always ends up on his back because of Erik in these movies, heh. How is it he always looks so delicious when injured and bloody? Tho it does mostly look like he has smeared grape jelly on his head alfkja. And then later Charles letting Erik go at the end cos looooove. ♥__♥ I really can't wait to find fic. It's been ages since I read for this pairing.

This movie once again confirmed I do not find Hugh Jackman's gross-veiny-leathery body attractive. /gag

One thing that bugged me: The school closing after one semester because of the war drafting the older male students and teachers. I understand it was more like the last straw for Charles' already broken heart plus the lack of teachers, but the way it came off was like, well, guess there's no point teaching the girls and the younger boys now, byeee. Made me all :|.

The end with the altered history/future was pretty amazing. That's how you do a reboot movie, heh. Everyone alive and happy at the school, aww. And now we shall never have to endure X3 again. Bleh. AND OMG JEAN.

SHE'S ALIVE SHE'S ALIVE SHE'S ALIIIIIIVE. I slapped my hand over my mouth to contain squeals in the theatre. I was so pissed when she was killed off in X3 and now this and yaaaay.

IS IT 2016 YET? No? Poopie. :(

the ongoing internet adventures of gale morgan howard iii

reeface — Tue, 15 Jul 2014 15:34:54 GMT

You guys. Gale Morgan Howard III is officially public on Twitter and Facebook. Also his name is now Gale Morgan Howard III. No, really. First the QAF movie push and now this. IT'S LIKE I DON'T EVEN KNOW HIM ANYMORE. And sure, no doubt these accounts are 100% for career networking and not for randomly reccing his favorite beard brushes while posting selfies of himself eating Ben & Jerry's in his bathroom. (That's how I like to imagine his private Twitter being.) But I do not even care! Assuming Gale is posting himself most of the time (and not an assistant or a drunk Randolph Clarke Harrison I), there's sure to be some classic Galeisms coming our way. I HAVE PRAYED FOR THIS DAY AND NOW IT IS HERE AMEN AND BOOYAH BABY.

Am also pretty amused at the "The False Prophet" header on his Twitter. Feels a little self-deprecating and a tongue-in-cheek eye poke to fandom and a selfie minus an actual face at a play/concert all at once, heh. Anyone know what it's actually from?

ALSO PLZ TO BE NOTICING:

I'll be live tweeting #DEFIANCE @syfy this Thursday 5PM PDT/8 PM EDT with @kevinmurphyhc and some of the gang. Check it out.
— GaleMorganHarold III (@GMHaroldIII) July 15, 2014

Oh, this gonna be good.

Now let us take a moment and appreciate the userpics Mr. Howard III chose for his HEY WORLD IT'S ME GALE THE THIRD shout-out to the internet in all their ginormous splendor.

You can't tell, but I'm totally biting my lip right now as I type. Cos, guh. Forty-five agrees with Mr. Howard III. This one really is as perfect as it gets. *waves hands* There is literally nothing I would change. Other than the photo being taken in my car.

Well, my. That's downright smoldery for a career-Facebook pic. I shall assume Randy was taking the photo. And wasn't wearing any pants. That really is a lovely color on him. I wonder if that's the same black t-shirt he's wearing later in the pic above. *scrolls up and down 300 times* Hmm, I don't think it is, but could be the lighting. Oh oh, the swoopy hair with ear tuck is making me bite my lip again. But, you guys. You guys, I miss the unibrow a little bit. :( At least he's kept People With Tweezers away from his eyebrows. I want to protect them forever by putting my thumbs over them whenever he goes into hair and make-up.

This has been the weirdest month ever.

THANKS, GALE. ♥

world cup of final overtime

reeface — Sun, 13 Jul 2014 21:55:54 GMT

Argentina 0-1 Germany

Damn.

That is all. :(

reading the emmy nom list is just reminding me how far behind I am in my teevee watching ugh

reeface — Thu, 10 Jul 2014 17:38:14 GMT

STOP IT OMG GONNA PEE. This is why I heart you, Ben, you dorky dork. Have forehead napkins and dance shoes, will travel. THIS WILL BE YOUR YEAR OKAY. But prolly not, if HBO has their domination way. Damn you, Mark Ruffalo, you beautiful man. Also, since I'm talking things Ben and Martin, I should mention I haven't watched Sherlock S3 yet, just in case. Hide your shock, y'all. But, yeah, spoil me and I cut you Randy-style, yo.

But wait! To make it double -- no, triple! -- the fun:

Best Actor in a Miniseries or Movie
Benedict Cumberbatch, "Sherlock: His Last Vow"
Martin Freeman, "Fargo"
Supporting Actor, Miniseries or Movie
Martin Freeman, "Sherlock: His Last Vow"

These two. Always gotta do everything together. THAT IS HOW YOU BFF, WORLD. Of course, gonna be tough odds for Martin in the supporting actor category with just about the entire cast of The Normal Heart and Martin's co-star Colin all nommed. D'oh. I've been hearing amazing things about TNH. One day I'll watch it, but right now I'm not up for all the ugly crying that would come outta my face. And I'm on 1.06 of Fargo and it's pretty slow, but Martin and the actress who plays Molly are single-handedly keeping me interested. So good! The whole cast is great, but damn, did I mention it's slow? Cos it really is sloooow.

OKAY NOW I MUST GET ALL ADLFKJASLDFKJASDKJ ABOUT THIS RIGHT HERE:

Best Actor in a Drama Series
Matthew McConaughey, "True Detective"
Woody Harrelson, "True Detective"
Best Drama Series
"True Detective"

OMG ALL THOSE REMOTE CONTROLS I SACRIFICED TO THE TEEVEE GODS HATH PAID OFF. \:D/ Srsly. I'm so in love with this show, but more their two characters. I READ FIC, YOU GUYS. I'll squee more about it later in my TV post I'm working on, but YES YES YES ALL THE EMMYS NOW.

Best Actress in a Comedy Series
Julia Louis Dreyfus, "Veep"
Melissa McCarthy, "Mike & Molly"
Amy Poehler, "Parks & Recreation"
Best Actress Miniseries or Movie
Kristen Wiig, "The Spoils of Babylon"

OMG ALL MY COMEDY GIRLS. ♥ ♥ ♥ I am sad no Mindy Kaling. Cos I luff her and The Mindy Project this season. :( But apparently she had half of the co-announcing gig this morning. I missed it. Now I'm more sad. But not really cos much as adore her very shining presence in the world, the reading of the noms is actually hella boring and I love my sleep.

Tomorrow I get to hang with @CarsonDaly at like three in the morning but it's not illicit it's Emmys! 😞
— Mindy Kaling (@mindykaling) July 10, 2014

Well, back to bed!
— Mindy Kaling (@mindykaling) July 10, 2014

SHE GIVES ME JOY.

Supporting Actor, Comedy Series
Andre Braugher, "Brooklyn Nine-Nine"

YES YES YEEEEEEES. I like to think he reacted in character to the news.

Outstanding Animated Program
"Archer"
"Bob's Burgers"
"Futurama"

Any answer would be acceptable, but BOB BOB BOB BOB. ALSO, BOB.

Outstanding Guest Actor In A Comedy Series
Bob Newhart as Arthur in "The Big Bang Theory"

Bow before the King. Plus you know he would have an hilarious acceptance speech adlfka.

Outstanding Guest Actress In A Drama Series
Allison Janney as Margaret Scully in "Masters of Sex"

I haven't even seen this ep nor any of the other performances in this category. But I will always want Allison to WIN ALL THE THINGS.

IN CONCLUSION: YAY, TV! YAY, TV PPLS I HEART! YAY, SLEEP!

But no Tatiana Maslany for Orphan Black? No Hannibal? Damn, son. Rude. >:(

world cup of overtime and penalties

reeface — Thu, 10 Jul 2014 07:44:49 GMT

Argentina vs Netherlands

ARGENTINA MADE IT TO THE FINAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Argentina 4-2 Netherlands on penalties

I hate penalties with a passion. SO STRESSFUL. I can't even watch them take their kicks half the time aldfjad. (Plus I just really hate that a team's loss could end up falling on one or two players' shoulders.) But then that first Netherlands kick doesn't go in AND OMG THE DOOR IS OPEN COULD THIS HAPPEN ALKDJFASLKJ OMG THEY'RE THROUGH TO THE FINALLLLLLLLLLL AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

LOOKIT THAT FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!!! HE'S SO HAPPY AND I'M SO HAPPY AND I REALLY WANT THEM TO WIN WIN WIN WIN THAT FINAL BUT I'D TOTALLY BE OKAY WITH THEM LOSING COS DAMN THEY STILL MADE IT TO THE FINALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!

Oh, man, seeing Zabaleta's bandaged cheek in that gif is making me wince all over again. Ouch. All the injuries worry me. Especially Mascherano's head injury/concussion. :\ I understand why he went back on, but he never should've been allowed.

Brazil vs Germany

Brazil 1-7 Germany

The Brazilian players made me ugly sob. And then when Oscar got that goal and ended up in his (benched captain) Thiago's arms sobbing after the last whistle. MY HEART, YOU GUYS. :(((

But, damn, Germany was amazing! Taking no prisoners, yo.

I must've been caught up in doodle pon farr last month when this was first announced

reeface — Wed, 09 Jul 2014 15:09:55 GMT

So I'm hella late in this pimping, but gale-harold.it has put together a lovely fundraiser with Kick4Life to celebrate Gale's 45th (!!!!) b-day this July 10th. Er, tomorrow! Gah, I'm later than I originally thought. Anyway, super great cause for a super great man. ♥

Many don't know this, but Randy was there for this game. He even reenacted 4.14 to cheer Gale on and then they got the b-day celebration started early, oh yeah, he did, you know eet.

True story.

So, um, y'know, donate today! There's still... um, time!

And then reward yourself by going back in time to 2011 and watch adorkable!Gale play soccer and have ALL THE FUNS.

I blame Scott and his "part of the exploration team."

reeface — Wed, 09 Jul 2014 13:12:10 GMT

Scott's tweet again for reference, yo. And to prove to myself this is all actually happening:

@Megan3Liu Believe it or not, Gale was the 1st cast member to approach me w/the idea of a new QAF project & is part of the exploration team.
— Scott Lowell (@scolo) July 4, 2014

Also my favorite random person tweet about this so far:

@scolo Please, tell @RASKOLITO that if he doesn't retweet the petition, he will appear in the credits as Gale Howard. #QAFmovie
— Just Dream ♥ (@OnlyGR) July 3, 2014

Now this is all I want in life. Brain Kinnetic as played by Gayle Howard.

#qaffiveseasonsandamovie

reeface — Mon, 07 Jul 2014 15:45:57 GMT

Online petition for QAF reunion: http://t.co/72dQqGVr6G
— Randy Harrison (@RandyHarrison01) July 3, 2014

Was Gale giving Randy a blowjob as incentive when this got tweeted? COS WHAT. DID THAT ACTUALLY HAPPEN. After the initial shock that first time, the QAF cons now make more Randy-sense to me, cos, duh, a) paycheck b) free vacations c) time with his old friends d) opportunity to network the fans who help fund his projects.

BUT THIS IS TANTAMOUNT TO HIM AGREEING TO PUT JUSTIN TAYLOR'S CARGO PANTS ON AGAIN.

I thought we had better odds of Gale and Randy deciding to live the rest of their lives together with 2.5 cats than this plot twist.

All those cons made Randy nostalgic, aww.

But that's not even all! Because then Scott said:

@Megan3Liu Believe it or not, Gale was the 1st cast member to approach me w/the idea of a new QAF project & is part of the exploration team.
— Scott Lowell (@scolo) July 4, 2014

So now I'm picturing Gale and Randy having talked about this, right? Gale goes to Scott, Randy retweets the petition. Gale and Randy, you guys. THIS WEEK'S QAF MOVIE REUNION OF INTERNET HOPE 2014 STARTED WITH GALE AND RANDY. How does that sentence even exist?! And to think that when Sharon was quoted about the cast wanting this movie, I sighed gloomily and figured it was just drunken talk during their poker games. And possibly just Sharon being... not delusional. But v. v. v. optimistic. It's no secret there's bad blood. AND THEN THE TWEETS STARTED HAPPENING. Everyone in the main cast has retweeted the petition (I dunno about Gale in his Fortress of Tweetitude). INCLUDING HAL "So those two people, and I’m sure the people out there in Queer as Folkland have some idea who I’m talking about, I wouldn't work with them again in any capacity." SPARKS.

THIS IS ACTUALLY BEING DISCUSSED BY THE CAST. MIND = BLOWN. Cos, srsly. Randy used to do everything but sing and dance naked down NY streets while torching Justin's wardrobe to distance himself from the character. Amazing what a decade and possibly some good ganja and even better Gale Howard blowjobs will do, heh. As for Hal, maybe fatherhood etc has mellowed him and bridges have been mended, who knows. (But wasn't there some snark from him fairly recently? Like the last year or so? Dang, I'm blanking completely on what I'm thinking about, but maybe someone remembers.)

And, yeah, I mean, I realize this is all at such a low level of anything actually happening yet -- we're essentially just flailing our fandom arms about, hoping TPTB will take notice -- but still. This could be amazing if done right. And a different kind of wanky amazing if done wrong. Win/win! Cos seeing where the Pitts gang are in their lives 10+ years later? SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY.

NOW MAKE IT SO, SHOWTIME.

Q: You were Justin for 5 years, you know him. Where would he be today?

R.H.: I think, he’s still in NY. But he’s not a popular artist. I mean, he made some Photoshop stuff on the computer in Pittsburgh an then printed them on Photo paper to show them to galleries. That only proves that he had no idea what was really going on in the art scene in 2005. And that makes me think that he wasn’t a very curious guy at all. Today he would work in a good position in a graphic design company or maybe he’s doing some advertising work. He’s good with the Computer, with Photoshop and illustration and maybe even with Flash Animation, so I think he would make some good money. He would have a partner who makes a lot more money than he does and who’s a lot older than he is. Justin does totally maintain a father complex. Unfortunately! (laughs) They married as soon as gay marriage was allowed in NY and they live at Chelsea or Hell’s Kitchen in Manhattan and they don’t like people who live in Brooklyn. Justin never had been in an Off-Brodway-theather. I could see him and his husband looking out for a surrogate mother for their child. Because of course they are narcissistic and rich enough to reproduce even though there’s an overpopulation in Manhattan. Justin thinks he’s one of the top 1000 gays of New York and he’s really proud about that! Things like that got very important for him lately. If he comes back to Pittsburgh for visiting, he makes his old friends feel bad about themselves – even though that’s not his intention. (laughs) And… do you know that feeling when you are completely drunk and then have sex with someone and the next morning you wake up and think O my god, how could this happen? and then you feel a little sick when you remember all the details of that night? That’s how Justin feels today when he’s back to Pittsburgh for visiting his mother and then accidentally meets Brian. His husband would make fun about their former relationship. And even though Justin would object piously a little bit – in the end he would laugh about it. --Randy, Manner Magazine interview 2012

and

[Gale] answered quite a few questions about QAF to fans during other times (photo sessions, autographs, brunch etc). He said that Brian was alone in the end and that it was fine for hi cause he was alone as a child and at the begining (of the series) so it came kind of like full circle and that he was used to it. --con report from the Night Ita Con 2012

Just no letting Randy or Gale anywhere near the screenplay, kthx. "EVERYONE DIES. THE END. xoxo, Gale and Randy."

And, y'know, even if nothing ever comes from this petition, my mind is still blown that we were ever in this position to hope.

Even if I'm still not sure how Hal is supposed to be in a room with Gale and Randy and not have his head explode. THIS IS A MOST IMPORTANT QUESTION I HAVE OKAY. Cos, dayum. I'd love to see those future contract negotiations.

OMG WAIT ANOTHER THOUGHT. So, CowLip. How does that work? The petition is directed at Showtime, but as the U.S. creators, would they need to be involved? :| :| :|

Sign the petition for a QAF reunion movie!

Now let's start the petition for a Todd return. "HEY TODD."

world cup aka the tim howard show

reeface — Wed, 02 Jul 2014 06:56:36 GMT

USA 1 - Belgium 2

But I'm so proud of them. They did what so many said they couldn't. ♥ AND I'm so frustrated. Possession was awful, but we had chances that weren't taken and just so disappointing ugh. I'm still all :| on how Cameron starts and Beckerman's on the bench. I'm guessing injury that wasn't announced? Nothing else makes sense. And don't get me started on that Jozy fake-out announcement.

#USA goalkeeper @TimHowardGK's 16 saves against #BEL were the most in a #WorldCup game over the last 50 years.
— ESPN Stats & Info (@ESPNStatsInfo) July 1, 2014

SRSLY. Tim Howard was freakin' Captain America SAVING ALL THE THINGS.

The whole game was this:

TIMES 123987357842981784.

FOR ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY EXHAUSTING AMAZING ON THE EDGE OF YOUR SEAT OH GOD MINUTES.

In conclusion: Now I'll be shaking my pompoms in Messi's direction. Get that ugly trophy, Argentina!

bad!fic doodle: Thank you, everyone, for sharing my LJversary with me! <333

reeface — Tue, 01 Jul 2014 05:03:01 GMT

bad!fic doodle: otoh, brian be stylin'

reeface — Mon, 30 Jun 2014 06:34:15 GMT

For lady_jane. ♥ Cos as she so aptly put it, "...personal pet peeve is the spelling of "hun" for "hon" aka "honey." It's like the bee poop, not like the hordes of storming barbarians!"

bad!fic doodle: to be fair, it was scheduled

reeface — Sun, 29 Jun 2014 06:39:42 GMT

bad!fic doodle: i can't decide if being a cyclops or Brian's pink bow is paining justin more

reeface — Sat, 28 Jun 2014 00:37:35 GMT

Justin’s heart calmed down and was soothed by Brian quiet reassuring moans. His eye stung from staring at Briana so long.

The rare two-in-one doodle-worthy sentence, ohhh.

the quinn of wall street

reeface — Fri, 27 Jun 2014 07:47:05 GMT

There was a slight labeling mishap in my latest New Releases email from Amazon.

I can only imagine the amount of cussing Dr. Quinn does in this version.

bad!fic doodle: good thing he's not an eclair

reeface — Fri, 27 Jun 2014 05:31:55 GMT

Srsly. Capitalization is so important, y'all.

Mmmm, Justin cream. And boom! Making Hostess dirty, yeeeeah.

The original quote was longer: His inner rumblings were silenced by a kiss from his cute, blond, Twinkie boyfriend... And this last one started out as the only doodle, but I wanted to see Justin's face in Twinkie form thus the first one above. So now you can see the kiss. ;)

In conclusion: I tried one of the new Twinkies and my entire childhood died. /wipes tongue repeatedly

world cup o' soggy grass and broken noses

reeface — Fri, 27 Jun 2014 04:52:43 GMT

WE'RE THROUGH TO THE NEXT ROUND HELL YEAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Dude, that was intense. And now I can start breathing again, omg.

bad!fic doodle: dedicated to randy's ass

reeface — Thu, 26 Jun 2014 05:29:40 GMT

I get ick-face with the whole "cum" spelling in fic on the whole, but, dude. At least use two m's. Otherwise this dedication goes out to every spice lover.

bad!fic doodle: see what happens when mary sues get near your junk

reeface — Wed, 25 Jun 2014 04:46:07 GMT

Desiree had finished her rounds and had slipped in through the curtain hoping to see the show. She watched as the two reached their fever pitch, exploded, and collapsed on each other. She was intent on watching Brian’s face and the way he related to Justin. ... I don’t want to disturb them but the flight is almost over. I need them to be ready for departure. Smiling, a mischievous grin upon her face, grabbing a cloth, she soaped it up, stealthily, she came close to the dozing pair, Brian still was inside Justin, his soft member, still clothed. Brian moved slightly, his prize slipping out. Desiree noticing quietly removed the sagging condom before it fell off. She immediately put the soapy, wet and cold cloth to his sleeping dragon.

I just. What. My brain. Okay, see. Even more fucked up is that Desiree is Brian's old friend (of course) who he's slept with (of course). (Brian, "She is like a sister to me. She is like a female me!" Yeah.) She's just watched them have sex (of course) on a plane where she's the stewardess (of course) without them knowing (ew). They fall asleep, Brian moves enough to slip out of Justin AND SHE GOES OVER AND REMOVES THE CONDOM FROM HIS DICK. I JUST. WHAT. NO. STOP THAT. BAD TOUCH. BAD TOUCH, YOU CREEPY STALKER.