n00b!!!1!!

The National Zoo's spectacled bear recently dropped a pair of cubs, and the Zoo has thoughtfully provided a
video feed of Teh Cute. This has unsurprisingly sucked a substantial amount of time around here.

During last night's episode, some of the action led us to wonder about the precise arrangement of the bear's
nursing tackle, so I unthinkingly entered the search term "bear nipples."

Yow.