(Another) Random Meme!
- Are you an innie or an outie?
Innie?
- Have you ever written a song? Yes, when I was younger.
- Can you make change for a dollar right now? Hah, no way. I'm so broke.
- Have you ever been in the opposite sex's public toilet? Who hasn't?
- Have you ever written a poem? Yes, but I suck at them.
- Do you like catsup on or beside your fries? Beside.
- Have you ever been a boy/girl scout? Most annoying years of my life.
- Have you ever written a book? I would like to.
- Have you ever broken a mirror? And get seven years of bad luck?? I would never.
- Are you superstitious? Not really.
- What is your biggest pet peeve? People chewing loudly.
- Do you slurp your drink after it's gone? Of course. I'm rude that way. :D
- Have you ever blown bubbles in your milk? I do not drink milk.
- Would you rather eat a Big Mac or a Whopper? What or what? o_O
- Have you ever gone skinny-dipping? Dude. I live in the middle of a desert. Even if I wanted to, I couldn't.
- Would you ever parachute out of a plane? I plan on it.
- What's the most daring thing you've done? I've done lot's of daring things. I have to choose just one?
- When you are at the grocery store, do you ask for paper or plastic? I'm never offered a choice.
- True or False: You would rather eat steak than pizza. Hell no.
- Did you have a baby blanket? Who didn't?
- Have you ever tried to cut your own hair? The real question is, have I ever let anyone ELSE try to cut my hair?
- How did that turn out? It turns out fine. In my opinion, at least.
- Have you ever sleepwalked? Yeah.
- Have you ever had a birthday party at McDonalds? Who the fuck has a birthday party at McDonalds?
- Can you flip your eye-lids up? Umwhut?
- Are you double jointed? In my legs! :D And a few other places.
- If you could be any age, what age would you be? 19. I love that age.
- Have you ever gotten gum stuck in your hair? Unfortunately.
- Do you ride roller coasters? OH YEAH.
- What's your favorite carnival ride? Roller coasters.
- What is your dream car? One of those fancy black and silver executive cars.
- What is your favorite cartoon of all time? Um that's hard. Can I get back to you?
- Have you ever eaten a dog biscuit? All the time. I love 'em. I even buy them for myself, and I don't own a dog.
- If so, would you eat another one? See above answer.
- If you were in a car sinking in a lake, what would you do first? Open the window and crawl out. I'm sure small enough.
- Have you ever ridden in an ambulance? No, but I was in one, during my time in a police program.
- Can you pick something up with your toes? Of course.
- How many remote controls do you have in your house? One for each television. I don't use them much. Screw HD television. WHY ARE THEY THE ONLY TYPE OF TV SOLD ANYMORE? D:
- Have you ever fallen asleep in school? So many times.
- How many times have you flown in an airplane in the last year? Uh twice.
- How many foreign countries have you visited? Like...three?
- If you were out of shape, would you compete in a triathlon if you were somehow guaranteed to win a big, gaudy medal? How would I do this if I was out of shape? You aren't making any sense.
- Would you rather be rich and unhappy, or poor and happy? Obviously poor and happy. (Dx I'm already poor and happy, so it's not like there would be much difference.)
- If you fell into quicksand, would you try to swim or try to float? OOH OOH BEAR GRILLES TAUGHT ME WHAT TO DO IN A SITUATION LIKE THIS
TOO BAD I WASN'T LISTENING
- Do you ask for directions when you are lost? I never get lost.
- Have you ever held a Mexican jumping bean? ...Maybe?
- Are you more like Cinderella or Alice in Wonderland? Down the rabitt hole, all the way. =w=
- Would you rather have an ant farm with no ants or a box of crayons with broken points? Um...I would have no use for either of them, but probably an ant farm with no ants so that I can pretend to flip out at people who say there are no ants, and make them think I am crazy.
- Do you prefer light or dark bread? RASCIST COMMENTS?
- Do you prefer scrambled or fried eggs? Scrambled.
- Have you ever been in a car that ran out of gas? No...
- Do you talk in your sleep? I hope not.
- Would you rather shovel snow or mow the lawn? Mow the lawn. I've had to shovel my car out from under a hell of a lot of snow once. NOT FUN.
- Have you ever played in the rain? I /always/ play in the rain.
- Did you make mud pies? Mud tastes good.
- Have you ever broken a bone? Yes, when I punched a wall.
- Would you climb a very high tree to save a kitten? Yeah, I guess.
- Can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator? Person, reptiles are what I work with every day. I'd be unfit for my job if I didn't know how to do that.
- Do you drink pepsi or coke? Both?
- What's your favorite number? 9. As is probably obvious.
- If you were a car, would you be an SUV or a sports car? Sports car, probably.
- Have you ever accidentally taken something from a hotel? It wasn't accidental.
- Have you ever slipped in the bathtub? No?
- Do you use regular or deodorant soap? There's deodorant soap?
- Have you ever locked yourself out of the house? No.
- Would you rather make your living as a singing cowboy or as one of the Simpsons voices? Neither. My voice isn't very good.
- If you could invite any movie star to your home for dinner, who would it be? OOH OOH JOHN BARROWMAN YAYYY.
- Do you need corrective lenses? Probably.
- Would you hang out with / date someone your best friend didn't like? Why would I care what my best friend thinks?
- Would you hang out with someone your best friend liked, but you didn't like? I like everyone.
- Have you ever returned a gift? I don't...know?
- Would you give someone else a gift that had been given to you? No, probably not.
- If you could attend an Olympic Event, what would it be? Horse jumping.
- If you could participate in an Olympic Event, what would it be? Horse jumping.
- How many pairs of shoes do you own? Two pairs. A pair of high heels and sandals. I usually wear the high heels.
- If your grandmother gave you a gift that you already have, would you tell her? Of course.
- Do you sing in the car? Hell no; you don't want to hear my voice.
- What is your favorite breed of dog? Greyhound, or husky. Something like that.
- Would you donate money to feed starving animals in the winter? Only if I had money to spare.
- What is your favorite fruit? Pomagranite.
- What is your least favorite fruit? I don't know?
- What kind of fruit have you never had? Probably a lot.
- If you won a $5,000 shopping spree to any store, which store would you pick? Probably some paper/caligraphy pen/ office store. Oh, and candy.
- What brand sports apparel do you wear the most? I don't. I wear jeans and a suit every day.
- Are/were you a good student? Everything went downhill when I was in 11th grade.
- Among your friends, who could you arm wrestle and beat? All of them.
- If you had to choose, what branch of the military would you be in? Airforce.
- What do you think is your best feature? Don't know?
- If you were to win a Grammy, what kind of music would it be for? Rock, or something.
- If you were to win an Osacr, what kind of movie would it be for? Something dramatic, comedic, or actiony.
- What is your favorite season? Winter and fall.
- How many members do you have in your immediate family? 4
- Which of the five senses is most important to you? Sight.
- Would you be a more successful painter or singer? Well, I suck at both.
- How many years will/did you end up going to college? If only I knew.
- Have you ever had surgery? I had six teeth pulled?
- Would you rather be a professional figure skater or professional football player? Football. Or figure skating. I can't choose, and I'm good at both.
- What do you like to collect? Paper.
- How many collectibles do you have? Don't know?
- What one question would you add to this survey? None, it's long enough already.