{"id":56,"date":"2004-05-03T10:21:02","date_gmt":"2004-05-03T09:21:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.randomwire.com\/2004\/05\/03\/drunk-ted\/"},"modified":"2026-04-03T22:49:06","modified_gmt":"2026-04-03T20:49:06","slug":"drunk-ted","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/randomwire.com\/drunk-ted\/","title":{"rendered":"Drunk Ted"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='__iawmlf-post-loop-links' style='display:none;' data-iawmlf-post-links='[{&quot;id&quot;:11103,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/esniff.blogspot.com&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/web-wp.archive.org\\\/web\\\/20231124191448\\\/https:\\\/\\\/esniff.blogspot.com\\\/&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2025-11-02 18:54:04&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200}],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2025-11-02 18:54:04&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200},&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;}]'><\/div>\n<p>It&#8217;s been just over half a year since the infamous Red Ted (see the battle of Weasel Massacre) went missing without warning. After sightings of him <em>&#8220;in the wild&#8221;<\/em> many believed he may have gone off the rails. Unfortunately today we received fresh news from our Winchester correspondent who sent us the picture below of one very inebriated looking RT.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"2272\" height=\"1704\" class=\"wp-image-69402\" src=\"https:\/\/randomwire.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_0975.jpg\" alt=\"Drunk Ted\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>It seems his battle scars may have finally caught up with him (so to speak). If none of this makes any sense to you then it may be worth reading up on the historical background <a href=\"http:\/\/esniff.blogspot.com\">here<\/a>. More news on this story as we get it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s been just over half a year since the infamous Red Ted (see the battle of Weasel Massacre) went missing without warning. After sightings of him &#8220;in the wild&#8221; many believed he may have gone off the rails. Unfortunately today we received fresh news from our Winchester correspondent who sent us the picture below of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1466],"tags":[1370],"class_list":["post-56","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life","tag-red-ted"],"acf":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":302,"url":"https:\/\/randomwire.com\/red-ted-china\/","url_meta":{"origin":56,"position":0},"title":"Red Ted in Red China","author":"David","date":"8th July 2005","format":false,"excerpt":"After his highly successful and critically acclaimed fact-finding mission to Japan last November, Red Ted is off on his travels again, this time to Shanghai in China. 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