oh my god
Dear Very Difficult Class of Students I Have This Year,
Today had better be the first and last day that I pick up a PIECE OF POOP from my classroom floor. You're old enough to know when your body is telling you it needs to relieve itself. Pay attention to this handy nature-given feature. This means that you raise your hand and ask to use the restroom. You do not poop in your pants and then let it roll out onto the floor like some sort of animal.
Fondly,
Your Thoroughly Disgusted Teacher.
Today had better be the first and last day that I pick up a PIECE OF POOP from my classroom floor. You're old enough to know when your body is telling you it needs to relieve itself. Pay attention to this handy nature-given feature. This means that you raise your hand and ask to use the restroom. You do not poop in your pants and then let it roll out onto the floor like some sort of animal.
Fondly,
Your Thoroughly Disgusted Teacher.