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Ten references I expect my nearest and dearest to get:
1. Get your ass back in bed, you son of a bitch, and eat some fucking chicken soup.
2. Braaaaaaaains.
3. As the years passed, he fell into despair and lost all hope.
4. Go fuck yourself, San Diego.
5. It's like I'm watching you. All the time.
6. That's a pretty nice job for a cat.
7. That day, she was amazed to discover that when he was saying "As you wish," what he meant was, "I love you."
8. Don't worry. Many women learn to embrace this parasite. They name it, dress it up in tiny clothes, arrange playdates with other parasites...
9. Her eyes were pale green without a touch of hazel, starred with bristly black lashes and slightly tilted at the ends.
10. You're all weird and California.
hammerhead22Ten references I expect my nearest and dearest to get:
1. Get your ass back in bed, you son of a bitch, and eat some fucking chicken soup.
2. Braaaaaaaains.
3. As the years passed, he fell into despair and lost all hope.
4. Go fuck yourself, San Diego.
5. It's like I'm watching you. All the time.
6. That's a pretty nice job for a cat.
7. That day, she was amazed to discover that when he was saying "As you wish," what he meant was, "I love you."
8. Don't worry. Many women learn to embrace this parasite. They name it, dress it up in tiny clothes, arrange playdates with other parasites...
9. Her eyes were pale green without a touch of hazel, starred with bristly black lashes and slightly tilted at the ends.
10. You're all weird and California.