Christopher

Today I caught Christopher smelling his armpits.

Me: Did you just sniff yourself?
Chris: Yeah.
Me: Why?
Chris: Cause that's what my mom does to me when I come home every day. To see if I need to take a bath.
Me: Well, it's only ten o'clock. We still have lunch recess and afternoon recess to go. You might get a little sweatier by the end of the day.
Chris: ...... can I stay inside?

Taking a bath is clearly worse than missing recess.