HAPPINESS

SERIOUS. MAIL. JOY.

Omg. My heterosexual life partner sent me a Hannukah present in December, and due to the absolute incapability of the postal service to deliver anything on time, it has only now just arrived today.

ALKSDFLSAD.

BEST PRESENT EVER. She gave me cookie mix and little thingums to decorate them with, and I am sure my husband will be happy to bake them for me so I can put sprinkles all over them. And omg, prettiest little butterfly bracelet that is made of the lightest metal I have ever felt, I can barely feel it on my wrist. Fortune cookie bath fizzes IN A PINK BOX I WILL KEEP FOREVER BECAUSE OF ITS PINKNESS. Also a very handy blow-up plastic bat which will go to work with me tomorrow just in case it needs to be used. Omg and a tiny little teacher book with quotes in it about education that made me cry :((

BUT THE BEST PART. THE VERY BEST PART.

BROWN STRIPED SOCKS WITH LITTLE STUFFED GIRAFFE HEADS ON THEM.

They are on my feet right now. I have named the giraffes. My feet have never been so happy in my entire life. Oh my heart.

Caitiepie, I love you. I am flailing around in total geeker joy at the happiness that was in that package.