ragingpixie 😊contemplative

open letter to girl at gym.

Dear Girl At Gym,

It is not necessary for you to use three risers under your step in step class. You are shorter than I am, and I only use one. When you use two risers, your feet hang off the edge anyway, so I don't see how you can handle three. Although it was amusing today when you tripped, I still feel as though we would all be better off if you used only two risers like normal people. Also, while I realize that you weigh about 20 pounds less than I do and have a flatter stomach and nicer legs, I would appreciate it if you could wear something a little less revealing. I suppose having no hips or boobs is attractive to some, but real women have curves. And one more thing - flinging your legs around in the air does not improve your workout and only succeeds in annoying the people around you. Namely, me.

I hate you.

Kisses,

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