P I D D L E S T O W N

ragh_iampiddles — Fri, 04 Nov 2011 08:02:33 GMT

God why.

LIFE? TOO HARD.

ragh_iampiddles — Sat, 22 Oct 2011 05:32:28 GMT

ragh_iampiddles — Fri, 26 Aug 2011 19:12:53 GMT

GOD I'M SO EXCITED FOR FALL TV.
There are like 3 shows that I actually really want to watch for once and am not just like "well if it's on I guess."

ragh_iampiddles — Thu, 18 Aug 2011 21:49:01 GMT

ohhhhhhh god

I spent money

help help

I can't stop thinking of money in terms of how many days of my life I've wasted making it.

"86 dollars" is like "two whole days of my life that I'll never get back."

aaaaaaaa why ;n;

THECONOMY

ragh_iampiddles — Sat, 06 Aug 2011 06:01:10 GMT

DID YOU HEAR?
America's economy has been downgraded from BIG FAT WHALE status to AFRICAN BUSH ELEPHANT.

I fixed the rating system because it sucked before but now it makes more sense.

FABULOUS

ragh_iampiddles — Tue, 02 Aug 2011 06:47:47 GMT

STOP TAKING MY THINGS

ragh_iampiddles — Fri, 29 Jul 2011 06:59:49 GMT

Hey if anyone would like to buy a "retro vintage" t-shirt that I used to wear in the 2001-2003 range from hot topic that is faded and has "some pilling in the armpit area" for $7.00 please contact my aunt via Etsy.

ragh_iampiddles — Sun, 17 Jul 2011 07:20:17 GMT

I caught a fly in my hand without killing it like a badass zen fucking guru person, but actually it kind of sucked because I intended to kill the fly.

I don't have pinkeye. :I

ragh_iampiddles — Thu, 14 Jul 2011 17:07:56 GMT

I guess I should be happy but now I wish I hadn't stayed up late reading about how to treat pinkeye and etc.

I'm going to disneyland

ragh_iampiddles — Mon, 11 Jul 2011 21:08:20 GMT

um like soon!?

People sometimes tell me I should be on the radio

ragh_iampiddles — Sat, 09 Jul 2011 09:14:18 GMT

Like "oh it would be funny and you have a good voice for it" or whatever. This is surprisingly often, especially considering how rarely I talk to people who aren't Lauren. The other day a friend told me I should do improv.

I'm like, you know what? I used to do both of those things. And I fucking sucked at them. YOU DON'T KNOW ME. YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I GOT.

I bought pad thai and makeup.

ragh_iampiddles — Wed, 06 Jul 2011 06:15:05 GMT

ragh_iampiddles — Sat, 02 Jul 2011 18:56:01 GMT

I tried some perfume at Urban Outfitters and it made my arm burn and itch. Now I smell really nice but I can't feel my skin.

MY LIFE IS COMPLETE

ragh_iampiddles — Fri, 01 Jul 2011 05:23:42 GMT

THE MUPPETS KITCHEN WITH CAT CORA?!!?!?!?!?!? WHY WAS I NOT INFORMED ABOUT THIS SOONER?

OK so like I've been watching Iron Chef and CAT CORA WITH MUPPETS and talking to one of my co-workers about delicious real food but I am seriously going to die if I don't get some Applebee's provolone-stuffed meatballs and they are like four or five tiny heart attacks resting atop a pile of coronary artery disease. I need it.

Ohhh my god look at that glorious pile of shit I'm coming all over the place.

Shit yeah when I looked for that image I found a recipe to make these and it means now I can slowly kill myself from the comfort of my own home. Yessssss.

A Poem I Wrote

ragh_iampiddles — Tue, 28 Jun 2011 23:18:15 GMT

Using a technologically advanced and highly modern creative process.

It is about my favorite food/boyfriend, BK Stacker. The title is BK Stacker.

I am a BK Stacker
BK Stacker is the full and free,
I ate great food,
this is like my flesh.

It's a short vignette poem, I hope to write many of them and couple them with illustrations in a book that becomes a New York Times #1 Bestseller.

TODAY

ragh_iampiddles — Tue, 21 Jun 2011 21:19:19 GMT

YES

ragh_iampiddles — Tue, 21 Jun 2011 02:45:28 GMT

CLEAN APARTMENT GET

MOSTLY

AAAAAAAA JOB

ragh_iampiddles — Mon, 20 Jun 2011 20:48:36 GMT

GOING TO MOVE INTO A 2 BEDROOM INSTEAD OF SHARING A STUDIO SO EXCITED

AND ALSO GOING TO FINALLY BE ABLE TO BUY A SECOND PAIR OF PANTS OH BOY

I'M GOING TO HAVE THE SAME INCOME AS MY MOTHER

ragh_iampiddles — Sun, 19 Jun 2011 22:37:34 GMT

IF YOU MAKE ME DO THE DISHES I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF.

ragh_iampiddles — Thu, 16 Jun 2011 01:33:09 GMT

Bad news: I spent like an hour trying to make my hair look right, then as soon as I went outside it got all sweaty and all of my work was tragically undone.
Good news: JOB!

PORTRAIT OF THE ARTIST AS AN OLD MAN

ragh_iampiddles — Sun, 12 Jun 2011 04:21:49 GMT

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

DON'T RUIN MY FANTASIES

ragh_iampiddles — Sat, 04 Jun 2011 19:54:42 GMT

IF 2,400,000 PEOPLE DONATE ME ONE PENNY, LAUREN AND I CAN GO TO DISNEY WORLD.

LAUREN ALREADY RUINED ONE OF MY DREAMS TODAY, SO THE WORLD BETTER MAKE THIS ONE HAPPEN.

Time to update my thing

ragh_iampiddles — Sat, 04 Jun 2011 02:23:47 GMT

Hey guys. Piddles here. Burpin eggs. Scratchin my underarm fungus. Lookin for love. Send update.

OW MY BACK

ragh_iampiddles — Fri, 27 May 2011 23:39:18 GMT

TURNS OUT that hunching over a thingy all day hurts your back WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT.

This could totally be better but uhhh I kind of was just doing a turnaround sheet thing and then made a gif also for reasons I will never understand. /o\

I feel like I've been really productive lately. I'm already feeling better about my portfolio.

Oops it's 2 AM

ragh_iampiddles — Mon, 23 May 2011 08:52:48 GMT

Here's a couple of things I made.

Literate ghost version:

Damn that ghost reads fast.