Disco Jesus

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2003-09-21T17:04:08Z

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Fairy Tale!!!

2003-09-20T23:16:32Z

I got a reply!!!

They're interested!!!

(I think???)

I gotta fill out a questionnaire and e-mail it to them with a pic......

I think I am sooooo reality dating TV material!!!

I Wanna Break Out!!! Let's Go!!!

2003-09-20T23:09:04Z

Not much going on since my last entry......

We got our satellite back!!!

YAY!!!

And as an added bonus mom got me Pridevision!!!

Also I was watching Pridevision and saw a commercial for this new show starting called "Fairy Tales"......

They set gay people up on blind dates and tape it and such.......

Kinda like that "Blind Date" show but for queers.......

And it said if you wanted to be a contestant just e-mail them......

So I e-mailed them and they emailed me back!!!

They said they're interested but the catch is they only film in Toronto.......

So I emailed them and told them I was still interested but I needed to know a few weeks in advance because of work.....

So I'm still waiting to hear from them about that......

Also I made a new layout for my lj which I love muchly!!!

It's like punky and rebellious and popish too.......

And purple and pink!!!

Can't go wrong with that!!!

Me and mom watched Final Destination 2 on pay per view tonight......

I'd seen it before but mom hadn't.....

She liked it......

Tomorrow I'm going to some barbecue thing for work.......

Well I guess that's all for now.......

Toodles with oodles of poodles!!!

I'm Just The Reject With All The Defects . . .

2003-09-18T18:39:38Z

Tonight was emotionally draining to say the least......

The very least.....

I guess it started yesterday when me and Mom got home to find the satellite wasn't working......

Turns out the landlord is redoing the walls outside and he decided to remove our dish without telling us....

He also told us we can't put a dish on the roof or on the wall when they're done.....

So with no TV I've been very bored....

So tonight I thought I'd go out for some alone time.......

I thought I'd go down to the village and sit in a coffee shop and write some poems.....

Well turns out if you don't have money they don't let you sit in the coffee shops.......

I got kicked out of every single one in the village......

Every time one of the workers found out I was more broke then Kelly Osbourne without Ozzy's Visa they asked me to leave......

Eventually I just went and say on a bench behind the metro station.....

Next thing I know all these old guys are taking to me and being nice and I have no idea why......

Turns out I was sitting where the gay prostitutes normally sit.....

I finished the poem I was writing and came home......

So here's the poem I wrote......

The Outcast

In a world full of friends
I stand here alone
In a city full of shelter
I'm looking for a home

Surrounded by super models
I still resemble dirt
Everyone has it all together
I can't make any of it work

I'm still looking for my angel
In places full of sinners
In every single race
I'm the last winner

Maybe I try too hard
To find what's right for me
Or maybe I'm too blind
To truly see

I'm living in all this beauty
All I see are my defects
In this world of outcasts
I'm still the reject

It took a lot out of me writing that poem.....

I mean writing in general take a lot out of me but not like this.....

Maybe it's because it's the first thing I've written since the move.....

I don't know......

I'm Always The Loser To Come In First Place . . .

2003-09-18T14:20:53Z

I won some more blend challenges......

Click on the awards to see the winning blends I made.....

Icons.

2003-09-18T14:01:42Z

Posted 10 Random Love/Affection Icons, 10 Happy Bunny Icons, and 5 Queer Eye For The Straight Guy Icons at

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This Is A Story About Truth, Beauty, Freedom . . . And Love.

2003-09-14T12:14:55Z

Actually this is a story about a little homo named Scott and two bottles of bleach.

There once was a homo named Scott who looked in the mirror and saw something wasn't right.

His hair was too average. It was boring, dull, and lifeless.

"I really don't think shit brick brown is a color that really suits me."

So Scott went to the local drugstore and bought some bleach.

But it wasn't any ordinary bleach. It was magic ultra pretty painless bleach.

"Who knew this bleach was ultra pretty and painless! I wanna look like this girl but without the boobs and yeast infection!"

So Scott mixed the bleach and began the application.

"I look like I've had a hot and steamy night with a sailor. If only I were that lucky."

While the chemicals set in and Scott got slightly high he called his beauty school friend Sandy.

Sandy told Scott to put a plastic bag over his head and blowdry his head with hot air every twenty minutes.

Scott being high from the chemicals did so.

"It's the new X Man! I'm Blow Dryer Bag Boy! Wolverine's got nothing on me!"

So after having bleach in his hair for one hour and forty minutes Scott decided it was time to rinse.

As you can see it wasn't quite platinum blonde like Scott wanted. It still had a yellowish color to it.

"I look like a gay Bart Simpson. Eat my Calvin Klein shorts, man!"

Well it's a good thing Scott bought that second bottle of bleach.

Scott assumed since his scalp had been through this much it could go through a little more.

How much could a little more bleach hurt???

A lot!

"Oh god! It smells so bad! And it burns! Get it off!"

After an hour and fifteen minutes of hell it was time for the last rinse and to condition.

And the final result . . .

"Watch out Billy Idol! There's a new faggot in town!"

The morale of the story???

You too can be a platinum blonde and all it takes is $30 worth of bleach, three to four hours of unimaginable pain, and a few chemical burns.

But it's so worth it!!!

If You Can Give It, I Can Take It!!!

2003-09-14T11:55:35Z

Hello!!!

I have had a great weekend!!!

I wasn't supposed to get paid until Monday but I checked my bank account Saturday morning because I was bored and we got paid early!!!

I got paid $1300!!!

I showered and got pretty and went shopping!!!

Well first I paid off my two Columbia House bills which took up $300 of my money.....

So I went to Wal Mart and dropped off some film to get developed which I'm picking up on Monday after work......

I was wandering through Wal Mart and it turns out they have a lot of nice "punk" clothes......

I bought a black tank top which has these pretty red lips on it and zippers around the sleeves, and a black sleeveless top with "Punk Rock" written in hot pink on the front, and another black sleeveless top which has "Glam" written in this cool silver font.....

I also bought some funky black flare jeans which look good on me ass!!!

I was gonna buy the Canadian Idol CD but decided not to.....

Instead I bought a Canadian Idol tank top thing!!!

Hee hee hee.....

I'm such a geek!!!

I bought some new DVD's and I got a webcam!!!

I love my webcam!!!

It's soooo much fun!!!

But I've learned that with a webcam comes many perverts.....

After the shopping I came home......

On the way I home I bought two bottles of bleach......

Came home and chatted online and bleached my hair......

I am now platinum blonde!!!

It's like so Billy Idol but gay!!!

So I watched movies all night......

This morning I woke up and realized I needed to do more shopping.......

So I went downtown and went to Simons......

I bought these funky plaid capris pants with these chain things on them, and a mesh shirt, and mesh arm warmer things.......

So many pretty clothes......

I stopped into to HMV to see how much the new Cher Greatest Hit's CD is......

I swore I wasn't going to buy it.......

But it was sooooo purple and sparkly.....

I couldn't help myself.......

So I bought it!!!

YAY!!!

The I went to Off The Hook and bought an Emily The Strange shirt which is ubercute.....

(Please don't hurt me Kiwi!!! I'm sorry!!! I love you!!! I'll share it!!!)

So then I came home and that's where I am......

I also bought two cartons of smokes......

That's 16 packs......

That should last me until next pay.......

Well I'm all shopped out......

Ciao peeps!!!

Poke!!!

I'm A British Black Slightly Random And Slightly Chicken Mutant Who Likes To Sin!!!

2003-09-13T06:57:15Z

Jolly good, wot! Anyone for tennis? That'll be ten ponies, guv. You're the epitome of everything that is english. Yey :) Hoist that Union Jack!

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I'm A Bunny!!!

2003-09-11T03:09:58Z

You Should Pose For Playboy!

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You'll party with the hottest stars and become Hugh Hefner's favorite girl (or at least one of six).

As a Playboy bunny, you'll swim in the grotto and be the object of every guy's fantasy.

Playboy is very selective about who they let in, but you just might have what it takes.

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There's A Song I Was Listening To Up All Night. There's A Voice I Am Hearing Saying It's All Right.

2003-09-10T19:32:29Z

*Le Yawn, Le Sigh, Et Le Stretch*

I haven't done an actual update in a few days so here we go......

I did my overtime work this weekend........

Let's say my very first call was memorable.......

It was an old man who wanted to order a porn off of pay per view but he didn't know what he wanted to see.......

He said it had to have pretty girls, be in french, and start as soon as possible.......

I gave him the french version of Women In Uniform........

I don't know what it was like but he didn't call back so I assume he has no complaints......

And if he does have complaints he can pick his own porn from now on......

I've had lots of interesting calls......

Yesterday I had a customer who wanted to speak with Brad Shaw (the president of the company) because he wanted to get Court TV for free.......

I put him on hold to call the help desk so see what I was supposed to do.......

Me and Costo ended up giggling about it until the customer hung up.......

All in all it's a good job......

The shifts go by quickly and the people are nice.......

No complaints except when perverts, stupid people, and old people call.......

I could bitch about those for a long time......

But I won't......

Today.....

Maybe tomorrow.......

What else interesting have I done???

Nothing really......

It's been a very dull and boring week.....

I don't have to rent Princess Diaries now.....

It's on the satellite on the 10th, 15th, and 20th this month......

Wait a minute......

Today is the 10th!!!

Crap......

Missed it......

I'll watch it the 15th.....

Unless I forget again......

Meh......

OoooooooooooO!!!!

I met the man of my dreams at work two days ago......

He's tall, black, nice smile, funny, thin, muscular, nice, and has soft hands!!!

One problem......

I think he might be straight.......

But I think we could work around that!!!

Oh and Corey told me the greatest thing!!!

Cher just released a two disc greatest hits album, the live Farewell Tour album, and the Farewell Tour DVD!!!

Guess who's getting Cherified on payday???

Le Moi!!!

OoooO!!! Nipples!!!

2003-09-08T14:13:15Z

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The Beat Kicks And I Start Rocking!!!

2003-09-05T13:19:02Z

Well hello there Mister I'm-Too-Good-For-Pants!!!

How are you today???

Glad to hear it!!!

Things are going good......

Haven't done much lately.....

Last Saturday I went and saw Jeepers Creepers 2......

It was pretty good.....

Not as good as the first film but it was still good.......

One of the heroes of the movie is a gay character......

It's good to see a horror movie when the fag doesn't die......

GO GAY PRIDE!!!

I've been doing a lot of reading lately......

I read the first three books in the Princess Diaries series......

They were tres funny.....

I wanna see the movie.....

Maybe mom will let me rent it.......

I've also been training at work all week......

Today at work we got the greatest offer!!!!

Turns out this weekend they're really understaffed.....

So one of our managers said even though we're still in training that if we wanted to work on the phone's they'd pay us time and a half......

That's $22.50 an hour!!!

So I have a four hour shift Saturday and one on Sunday too.......

That's like an extra $150 on my paycheck which I need because I wanna clear up some of my old bills and buy some clothes and such......

The other day me and Annie went shopping so she could get stuff for school.....

I bought the Kelly Clarkson CD......

It's tres good......

I'm very impressed with Mrs. American Idol.......

Ohhh!!!

More good news!!!

Audrey got voted out of Canadian Idol!!!

Take that you Quebec back bacon bitch!!!

I hated her!!!

Glad to be rid of her.......

Hmmm......

Well I guess that's all for now......

Ciao peeps!!!

Headers.

2003-09-04T12:56:16Z

Posted 3 journal headers at

There's 1 Marilyn Manson, 1 Mariah Carey, and 1 American Beauty.

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Beauty.

2003-09-02T02:33:23Z

Hey!!!

I just wanted to let people know......

My new layout was created by ihearticonz.

She did a great job and she's great at graphix.....

You know she's good when I ask for something because normally I only do my own.

Eryn you rock my socks baby!!!

Layouts.

2003-09-01T08:06:48Z

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A Case Of The Giggles . . .

2003-08-29T23:10:08Z

Due to a mixup on Grammy night, Madonna, Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera are forced to share a private jet in order to arrive in time for the ceremony.

Once up in the air, Madonna pulls out a $1000 bill and says, "I'm going to throw this $1000 bill out the window and make someone down below very happy."

Not to be outdone, Britney rips a $1000 bill in half and throws it out the window, saying, "Look, I just made two people really happy."

Not even noticing Britney's stupid move, Christina brags, "Look, I'm going to throw 1000 $1 bills and make a lot more people a little happier."

At this point the pilot, who has overheard all this bragging and can't stand it anymore, comes out and says, "I think I'll throw all three of you out of this plane and make 250 million people happy."

It's The Cherest Entry On Earth!!!

2003-08-28T21:30:21Z

You are 90s Cher! People might try to put you down,
but you won't have any of it. As soon as they
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onto the scene with more ambition than ever.
Don't stop now!

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Icons With Edge.

2003-08-27T14:41:06Z

I posted 5 Marilyn Manson icons, 5 Kelly Osbourne icons, and 5 White Stripes icons at

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2003-08-27T13:33:33Z

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Bye Bye Miss Canadian Pie . . .

2003-08-27T03:34:19Z

Last night was horrible!!!

On Canadian Idol both Ryan and Jenny were in the bottom two!!!

My two favorite singers on the show we're both on the chopping block!!!

And Jenny got booted!!!!

I LOST MY JENNY!!!

Why God Why?!?!?!

Maybe In Some Other Life I'll See You Again . . .

2003-08-27T03:27:38Z

*Yawn*

Time for a real update......

Since my last entry I've had lots of fun....

Chantelle came to visit me......

We went and did some shopping and hanging out in the gay village......

We went and say the movie Pirates Of The Caribbean.......

It was a really good movie......

I didn't think it would be that great but it ended up rocking.......

Then we came to my place and she spent the night......

We ate ice cream and watched some episodes from my Queer As Folk DVD set....

Wednesday we woke up and I took her back to the hotel room....

Her mom bought us breakfast......

That was really nice of her......

Then we did more shopping......

Then I said goodbye and promised to send her a b day present......

(Some lesbians are soooooo greedy!!!! LOL!!!)

Then nothing much happened during that week.......

Saturday I hung out with Annie......

Met this totally hot friend of her's name Terrence......

The three of us hung out all day......

It was lots of fun!!!

Sunday my computer decided to crash and when I called Dell for help they told me I had to format my hard drive.......

So I had to partition my hard drive so I wouldn't loose all my files and format it.......

Now my computer is working better except my burner still won't work......

*Le Sigh*

Mom has a friend at work who's going to come look at it......

Monday I had to get up at 5 am to be at Star Choice for my training.......

Star Choice is going well......

I thought I'd be confused because it's all in french but I haven't had any problems yet.....

So since Sunday it's been a lot of work.......

I guess that's everything new.....

This weekend I'm supposed to hang out with Annie again......

But I really wanna go see Jeepers Creepers 2.......

And she doesn't really like scary movies......

Maybe I can convince her to see it with me anyways......

Blendage.....

2003-08-26T18:22:42Z

I won another contest at blendage......

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He's Pretty. Can I Take Him Home???

2003-08-24T11:00:05Z

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2003-08-22T09:41:31Z

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