The Very Secret Diary of Howard Wolowitz
Title: The Very Secret Diary of Howard Wolowitz
Spoilers: Mild spoilers, up to the end of Season 2
Rating: PG-13ish
Word Count: 513
Disclaimer: BBT is not mine. Nor is Howard. The Very Secret Diaries concept comes from Cassandra Claire who wrote the originals, which can be found here.
A/N: This is the Very Secret Diaries of Howard Wolowitz. It is completely OOC and AU. It also ties into the Very Secret Diaries of Sheldon and Penny. The Very Secret Diary of Dr. Sheldon Cooper can be found here. The Very Secret Diary of Penny _____ can be found here.
Day 6
Jane in Robotics slapped me today. Must be the cologne. Have heard it brings out animal instincts in women.
New guy at work named Raj. Hair looks really soft.
Am still a sexy beast.
Day 37
Have decided that cologne is not worth the hassle. Will try new hair conditioner instead. Wonder what brand Raj uses. Will have to ask.
Day 56
Ate lunch with Raj. He introduced me to Leonard and Sheldon. Suspect Leonard is gay and has a crush on Raj. Will have to warn Raj.
Day 59
Raj told me Sheldon and Leonard live together. Looks like Raj is safe from any advances made bythat horn rimmed nerdy bastard Leonard.
Am still the sexy beast.
Day 69
Suspect Sheldon is not gay. Could cause problems if Leonard makes the moves on Raj.
Unless Raj wants Leonard to make the moves.
Wonder if Raj would mind that?
Day 72
Played paintball with Raj, Leonard, and Sheldon. Had awkward moment when I tackled Raj to the ground. Was only protecting him from enemy fire.
Realized in the nick of time that I was lying on his gun. Good thing I didn't say anything. Might have been awkward.
Day 105
Visited Leonard and Sheldon. They have a new neighbor, Penny. V. hot.
Btw, Sheldon def. not gay. Caught him looking at Penny's bum.
Day 112
Suspect Leonard is not gay and is developing a crush on Penny. Better not try anything, Sheldon will kill him.
In other news, touched Raj's hair. Don't think he noticed.
Am def. a sexy beast.
Day 135
Raj had feathered bangs today.
Day 188
Found three pairs of panties on the ground. Think they're Penny's. V. pretty. Took the cheetah and black lace. Left the purple. Too misshapen.
Day 189
Found out Sheldon stole Penny's panties. Can't return them. That would be awkward.
Suspect Sheldon of having weird panty fetish.
Day 201
Received questionnaire from Sheldon. Strange questions. Think he likes me.
Day 202
Sheldon fired Raj.
Maybe Raj will need comfort.
Still the sexy beast.
Day 232
Am confused by Leonard's sexuality. Caught him looking at Sheldon's bum.
Day 286
Leaving for Antarctica. Will be alone for three months with Sheldon, Leonard, and Raj.
Go me!
Day 319
Saw Penny getting dressed on webcam. Managed to hide before she saw me. V. hot. Cute bum.
Day 320
Think Raj saw me watching Penny. Might be jealous? Will have to investigate further.
Day 321
Was jealous.
Go me!!
Day 375
Think Leonard will need a new roommate. Will ask Raj if he can move in with us.
V. sexy.
Spoilers: Mild spoilers, up to the end of Season 2
Rating: PG-13ish
Word Count: 513
Disclaimer: BBT is not mine. Nor is Howard. The Very Secret Diaries concept comes from Cassandra Claire who wrote the originals, which can be found here.
A/N: This is the Very Secret Diaries of Howard Wolowitz. It is completely OOC and AU. It also ties into the Very Secret Diaries of Sheldon and Penny. The Very Secret Diary of Dr. Sheldon Cooper can be found here. The Very Secret Diary of Penny _____ can be found here.
Day 6
Jane in Robotics slapped me today. Must be the cologne. Have heard it brings out animal instincts in women.
New guy at work named Raj. Hair looks really soft.
Am still a sexy beast.
Day 37
Have decided that cologne is not worth the hassle. Will try new hair conditioner instead. Wonder what brand Raj uses. Will have to ask.
Day 56
Ate lunch with Raj. He introduced me to Leonard and Sheldon. Suspect Leonard is gay and has a crush on Raj. Will have to warn Raj.
Day 59
Raj told me Sheldon and Leonard live together. Looks like Raj is safe from any advances made by
Am still the sexy beast.
Day 69
Suspect Sheldon is not gay. Could cause problems if Leonard makes the moves on Raj.
Unless Raj wants Leonard to make the moves.
Wonder if Raj would mind that?
Day 72
Played paintball with Raj, Leonard, and Sheldon. Had awkward moment when I tackled Raj to the ground. Was only protecting him from enemy fire.
Realized in the nick of time that I was lying on his gun. Good thing I didn't say anything. Might have been awkward.
Day 105
Visited Leonard and Sheldon. They have a new neighbor, Penny. V. hot.
Btw, Sheldon def. not gay. Caught him looking at Penny's bum.
Day 112
Suspect Leonard is not gay and is developing a crush on Penny. Better not try anything, Sheldon will kill him.
In other news, touched Raj's hair. Don't think he noticed.
Am def. a sexy beast.
Day 135
Raj had feathered bangs today.
Day 188
Found three pairs of panties on the ground. Think they're Penny's. V. pretty. Took the cheetah and black lace. Left the purple. Too misshapen.
Day 189
Found out Sheldon stole Penny's panties. Can't return them. That would be awkward.
Suspect Sheldon of having weird panty fetish.
Day 201
Received questionnaire from Sheldon. Strange questions. Think he likes me.
Day 202
Sheldon fired Raj.
Maybe Raj will need comfort.
Still the sexy beast.
Day 232
Am confused by Leonard's sexuality. Caught him looking at Sheldon's bum.
Day 286
Leaving for Antarctica. Will be alone for three months with Sheldon, Leonard, and Raj.
Go me!
Day 319
Saw Penny getting dressed on webcam. Managed to hide before she saw me. V. hot. Cute bum.
Day 320
Think Raj saw me watching Penny. Might be jealous? Will have to investigate further.
Day 321
Was jealous.
Go me!!
Day 375
Think Leonard will need a new roommate. Will ask Raj if he can move in with us.
V. sexy.