Because "All Men Are Created Equal" is not a fucking recommendation.

proscription @ 2009-08-27T10:11:00

2009-08-27T14:14:49Z

It's the end of an era: from ancient rome to the enlightenment we go! I'm retiring this journal, scoot on over to seventeen76 for my awesomeness.

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2009-08-12T18:06:44Z

I LOVE MIKEY WAY SO FUCKING MUCH.

omg

2009-08-07T01:59:23Z

pete wentz didnt kill himself. calm the fuck down.

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2009-08-02T03:57:58Z

I love that I'm out at a mixer and talking to a girl I've never met about slash, and decay. This may be my I'm such a fail boat at dating.

proscription @ 2009-07-28T13:06:00

2009-07-28T17:07:19Z

MIKEY TOTALLY NAMED "THE YOUNG VEINS" FOR JON AND RYAN, DIDN'T HE?

proscription @ 2009-07-12T01:14:00

2009-07-12T05:16:20Z

I'm doing a friends cut; as always, defriend at will.

proscription @ 2009-07-06T13:13:00

2009-07-06T17:14:41Z

HOLY SHIT, PATD BROKE UP. I THOUGHT IT WOULD LAST FOREVER.
/sarcasm.

everyone calm down you will be ok. listen to mcr!

proscription @ 2009-07-04T14:52:00

2009-07-04T18:53:09Z

HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3b56e0u0EgQ

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2009-06-25T17:17:24Z

AWWWW

Farrah Fawcett died :(

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2009-06-20T07:35:53Z

So I had to be in at work at 3 am today, and I have just barely a voice. I ran into my boss who teased me and said " now its a good time to tell you you're taking a 25 percent paycut because you can't argue!"

Not cool work. Telling someone they are getting a paycut after they have to come in at 3 am on a Saturday is so not on. Grrrrr.

a bunker hill day miracle

2009-06-18T01:48:27Z

Thanks for your crossed apendeges! I got rehired at my old job doing the same thing for maybe less money and more work. I don't really care though. I'm just relived.

in better news, today is the aniversery of bunker hill! I read 1776 today in comemeration.

I also have a date for Saturday!

proscription @ 2009-06-16T10:19:00

2009-06-16T14:20:25Z

I HAVE POSSIBLE GOOD NEWS ON THE JOB FRONT!!!!! EVERYONE KEEP YOUR FINGERS AND TOES CROSSED.

yay sillyness.

2009-06-12T03:43:42Z

❝who do you ship me with?❞

fuck yeah

2009-06-03T02:38:58Z

Nyc welcomed me back by having mr smith goes to washington on tv for me.

The part where he walks onto the senate floor gets me everytime.

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2009-05-28T01:21:38Z

BANDIT IS THE BEST NAME FOR A BABY EVER GERARD I LOVE YOU. DON'T LISTEN TO THE HATERS , ITS AWESOME!

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2009-05-18T14:25:26Z

I demand a theme party of the mid to late 90s.
Get on that folks.

Ten things I missed

2009-05-08T20:58:48Z

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2009-05-07T15:14:54Z

My co worker keeps insisting that Jesus murdered Mohammad. Does anyone have a witty comeback to this for the next time he brings it up?

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2009-05-06T15:37:10Z

I hate my teeth. I just back from the dds and they fixed an infection I had that was making my face puffy and it hurt a lot. Now I am so starving. I want natchos and cheetos on top of them with that cearel that has chocolate in it by special k. Mmmm. I can't have good things though. I put my sunglasses on and my hood of my hoodie up so that noone at work can tell I had to take vicodins. Also I think I bit though my lip but it didn't hurt because I can't feel my face. I wish I had some candy or maybe a vacation to a warmer place with no teeth. J said that I was high and when I talk to my co workers they laugh. Also lola just lold at me because I don't know. Now I have to keep on writing my papers that never end ever. This one is about the continental congress playerz. Cccckkmn99

proscription @ 2009-04-27T14:10:00

2009-04-27T18:17:02Z

Wtf. I had jury duty today and was out for our break and was walking around downtown. I was just thinking that I didn't wanna go by ground zero because it freaks me the fuck out. When I swear to god the lowest flying plane I've ever seen swoops around the harbor. I noticed the giant fucking shawdow on the buildings first, actually and then everyone started screaming. So me and like 150 people are standing in the middle of the road slack jawed watching to and so people are running and like screaming and it flys around a few time and cop is like oh don't worry about it and it flew away but man. Heart attack of the day.

ETA apparently it was obamas plane doing a fucking photo op. Wtf people. Not cool.

proscription @ 2009-04-20T15:11:00

2009-04-20T19:13:06Z

CONCORD HYMN

By the rude bridge that arched the flood,
Their flag to April’s breeze unfurled,
Here once the embattled farmers stood,
And fired the shot heard round the world.

The foe long since in silence slept;
Alike the conqueror silent sleeps;
And Time the ruined bridge has swept
Down the dark stream which seaward creeps.

On this green bank, by this soft stream,
We set to-day a votive stone;
That memory may their deed redeem,
When, like our sires, our sons are gone.

Spirit, that made those heroes dare,
To die, and leave their children free,
Bid Time and Nature gently spare
The shaft we raise to them and thee.

HAPPY PATRIOTS DAY!

It's weird to think that 233 years ago today they were just finishing the Battle of Lexington. How extraordinary that only 10 generations ago there wasn't even a United States. At my lunch hour I watched the Sons of the Revolution shoot muskets, and now my new leather jacket smells like gun powder and leather. I'm not sure there is a better smell anywhere.

sad sad sad

2009-04-08T13:49:46Z

A coworker of mine died this morning on the way to work. Last month she and her boyfriend went to Vegas and her leg had been annoying her since. She had a blood clot it seems and passed out literally on the steps of St Lukes Hospital. Her boy friend was walking her to work, so she wasn't alone.

25 year olds are not supposed to just drop dead. We were going to go to lunch today to get all of our bitching about Easter week out of our systems. I'm pretty shook up- it just seems imposable that someone who was so delightfully lighthearted, and found humor in even the most boring situations could just end.

I also know that death is not fair, and there is no reason for me to be shocked at the senselessness, but knowing and KNOWING are two different things. Forgive how dumb I sound, please.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2009-04-06T05:48:18Z

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MAN, NOTHING IN MY LIFE HAS FELT LIKE THE MOMENT I SAW "FREE AND INDEPENDENT" IN THOMAS JEFFERSON'S OWN HANDWRITING.

proscription @ 2009-03-31T14:19:00

2009-03-31T18:20:14Z

"In this new Dark-Hunter novel, New York Times bestselling author Sherrilyn Kenyon delivers a sizzling, fast-paced story full of unexpected humor and high stakes. Susan Michaels is a reporter on a mission to resurrect her professional reputation. And she only has to brave her cat allergy at a local animal shelter to follow the lead that could get her off the tabloid beat forever. But the trip leaves her thoroughly disgusted with herself. Not only did the lead turn out to be even weirder than a tabloid story--supposedly the chief of police is feeding young women to vampires--but she had a psychotic break and adopted a cat, too. And then, as soon as she gets home, the cat turns into a gorgeous naked man. Ravyn is entirely unique--not only can he change from man to cat and back--but in his cat form he can stalk the daylight hours forbidden to all other Dark-Hunters. Unfortunately, changing back into a human often leaves him naked in awkward situations. Like now."

FUCK YEAH, IMMA READ THE SHIT OUT OF THAT.

proscription @ 2009-03-20T10:03:00

2009-03-20T14:06:09Z

OMG THIS BOOK IS AMAZING .

LOL yay sex slave! Except, obviously in real life this is terrible. But in the book its ok beucase hes 2000 years old! and Cursed! And his mom is an asshole! and his dad starved him!

I if he had consumption this would be the best book ever.