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What did one volcano say to the other?

What did one volcano say to the other?
I lava you!

Funny New Year’s Eve Jokes to Ring in the New Year!

Funny New Year’s Eve Jokes to Ring in the New Year! What did the New Year’s resolutions say to the calendar? “I’m going to stick to you this year!” Why was the math book sad on...

What did one plate say to the other plate?

What did one plate say to the other plate?

Dinner is on me!

Why was the baby strawberry crying?

Why was the baby strawberry crying?

Because her mom and dad were in a jam.

Here are some of the best math jokes around.

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. Why was the math book happy? It had a lot of solutions! Why was the math book mad? It had a lot of equations to solve. What did the math book say to the...