Not a moron. When you have a library of untouched Steam games like I have and you want to actually do something about said library, your time for fan games is pretty slim. In fact, I think I’ve played very few fan games in my lifetime. I’m pretty sure the last one I played was […]
Read more "Grading Portal: Revolution"Praise be. Apologies in advance if this seems…light? My game time has been pretty sparse lately, more than usual at least, and it’s entirely my choice for it to be that way. Just other things that matter to me that’s taking up my time. The game we’ll be looking at today, Death of a Wish, […]
Read more "Grading Death of a Wish"A fun fighting game, but… It’s not often that I get in on a fighting game that isn’t Smash Bros. the day it launches, but ever since I first dipped my feet into the 3D fighter with Tekken 7 back in 2021 I knew I’d want to go hard with its next entry. Fact is, […]
Read more "Grading Tekken 8"Some of you may die, but it’s a sacrifice I am willing to make. WARNING: I’m going to spoil basically all of World of Light in this blog. Not that there’s much story in the game mode itself, let’s be honest. But you know…figured I’d still warn you. This is an admittedly long read, so […]
Read more "I Have Words on My Smash Ultimate World of Light Nuzlocke Experience"(in my best Kratos voice) get rekt, boy. It’s time for another “Prof. Smash explains why [insert genre here] isn’t for him” segment! Yes, in addition to RPGs, rogue-likes and their cousin rogue-lite is a genre that I traditionally don’t get deeply into. I can appreciate the ideas behind it and acknowledge that the moment […]
Read more "Grading Hades"It really makes you feel like…wait a second, this isn’t Spider-Man. There are few thrills in gaming quite like speedrunning. Watching someone pull some ridiculous maneuver to shave mere milliseconds off their time and beat the Super Mario Bros. world record is consistently a thrill. And while Nintendo’s mascot is what I think of when […]
Read more "Grading Cyber Hook"I feel like Sisyphus rolling that boulder… Previous Backlog Variety Hours: Volume 1 Volume 2 Volume 3 Well, it’s been a year and a half so I suppose now’s as good of a time as any to do one of these again. Far as I can remember, it was never specified that I would do […]
Read more "The Backlog Variety Hour – Volume 4"That title is a bit of a word salad, huh? I played and finished fourteen new video games in 2023. That may just be a record for lowest number I’ve ever played in a given year. Now, if you want to be technical, there are some other games I either finished in 2023 but started […]
Read more "I Have Words on the Top Five, Middling One, and Bottom Two Games I Played in 2023"
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