I May Have a Problem...
So I went to the library this morning to drop off something that was due and to pick up a requested work. I work at that library, and I knew the guy that was charging/discharging my items.
As I was setting off to go, he called back. "Say, do you know you have 110 items checked out?"
I stammered for a moment and managed to squeak out: "I knew it was a lot, but I never counted through my online account."
Silence. "I'd appreciate if no one knew too much about this."
"Oh, I wouldn't worry," he said, shrugging. "You're a grad student, and this is about average."
Tell me, is there a Bibliophiles Anonymous group I can attend?
As I was setting off to go, he called back. "Say, do you know you have 110 items checked out?"
I stammered for a moment and managed to squeak out: "I knew it was a lot, but I never counted through my online account."
Silence. "I'd appreciate if no one knew too much about this."
"Oh, I wouldn't worry," he said, shrugging. "You're a grad student, and this is about average."
Tell me, is there a Bibliophiles Anonymous group I can attend?