Samuri Warriors are not very sexy!!!!

I feel really weird today. I woke up looking and feeling strung out. Now I'm a bit tired but yet I feel like COME ON COME ON COME ON LET'S GO LET'S GO LET'S GO. I don't have any idea what that's all about.

This dude comes over last night and we all blazed up. Well, dudes sitting there tokin' away and asks if Ozzy is a stoner kitty. We tell him that if Ozzy wants to get high, he knows how to get high. Never in a million years would I blow smoke in any animals face. So, this dipshit fuckhead says his cat loves to get high and whenever motherfucker blazes up his kitty jumps in a box with a lid (wait, how does he get in there if there's a lid on it???) and buttfuckhead blows smoke at kitty in the box and covers the lid. Man, I don't want to have to go to prison for murdering that asslick moron.

We're gonna sell the bike. Yep, no more motorcyle escapades. I'm kinda glad. I won't really miss it.

I wish I was a cat!!!

Oh, and Mark wants my unpregnany undone in a couple of years.