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Last updated: 1:47 AM PST 01/13/2026

01:28 PM[skin brother_evil flesh cousin] you look like you would slur at ppl

01:09 PM[uzi] this line makes me want to kms

09:31 AM[Peri Weri] Denying a twink eyelashes is like denying a bird itโ€™s wings

09:22 PM[๐Ÿฉท๐Ÿค ~ NB EIGHTEEN ~ ๐Ÿค๐Ÿฉท] I wanna make a numberblocks 18 cult

09:24 PM[moons should knowbtheir place] thinks: ๐ŸŒŠ : It's so hard being a skibidi toilet in a world full of cameramen..

09:55 PM[...-CALISTO-...] Why do these couples in ponytown make me feel single

08:53 AM[Xavvier] *blushes bit..* *thinks to self..: why kind of cute.* uh hey...?

07:21 PM[|โ˜๐Ÿ’™ ALOOF AND KOOKY โ˜๐Ÿ’™|] I just like worms that crawling my ear because they like to lick the ear

07:58 AM[โœจโˆš[{!>ยฐโ€ข~RลธTH~โ€ขยฐ<!}โˆšโœจ] Im a Ryth fan so I tend to overreact on stupid stuff

06:37 AM[PUT ME BACK IN 12TH GRADE] CREAMS

06:00 PM[#PanFlagWannabee๐Ÿ˜‡] thinks: MY FRIEND HAS BEEN CORRUPTED BY SKIBDI

06:00 PM[Boba cat] Few everybody didn't see my period

06:46 AM[๐ŸŒ™ < Sleepytime candy - # FNAF] pwease

06:03 PM[princess alice OC!!!!! DNC!!!! #2] Okay gay chinese man time

07:18 AM[karlitos] kick a kid
07:18 AM[`โ›The Climber!โ˜DNC๐ŸฉถC+H!โœ”] oh my god shut up guys Lemon Demon is palyin

07:29 AM[Keegan โ˜†] I Love you ๐ŸŽ€๐Ÿค™๐Ÿผ

07:30 AM[JOE BIDEN] SHE'S LESBIAN

07:30 AM[Keegan โ˜†] Do you have a home
07:30 AM[Sukunaโ€™s left hand] #men

07:29 AM[; four . c + h . !!] you need your mother

07:59 PM[you know where to find me] ):$00

[photosprinted | gnarpian oc] STOP TWERKING IN THE CHAIR

10:20 PM[๐Ÿฆ‹ , coolness ! ii3] thinks: PLEASEJUMP

04:06 PM[shrimp kisser] whag are you gonna pin me to the wall/MASSIVEJOKEDONTHURTME.

04:44 PM[Swordfish kisser] sniff
04:44 PM[shrimp kisser] stop tweaking

05:46 PM[Reak . oc ๐Ÿ“—] thinks: I ASKED THE PERSON IF THEY WERE H IGH OR SMT

05:48 PM[Sylus! [LaDS]] I want little bites

05:49 PM[Sylus! [LaDS]] Mmnjhngmmmnjgnm m njngn....mngnn

05:50 PM[phosphophyllite me] we didnt slur you im lterally phosphophyllite

05:53 PM[Tamara The Tape (DW OC) #2] Or ill tickle you

05:55 PM[Ahem] I thought you said u were gonna bust..

05:55 PM[* โ˜„ i love my bf ๐Ÿ‚] i drew the skibidi toilet im sorry ๐Ÿ’”

05:58 PM[๐Ÿป๐Ÿ’ค] I'm a dog hehe my oc

06:12 PM[idk] STUPID AMERICAN

06:12 PM[`you light up everything`] I HATE CANDAIANS

06:53 PM[Kasane Visit current eteto WIP] F3B4C9AF5281AF5281F7B3BEF9D6DAEA92A0EA92A09F5D83D5CBFFFCFCE0F5B3C1

06:53 PM[PLAYER [PRESSURE]] DID I JUST GET KISSED?! ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜//

08:07 PM[myers] it stood up so fast it tore my pants

08:49 PM["Basically Not Frisk."] Your poosai stinks

10:08 PM[Canon] Oml... Your s-so.. So c-vute

10:14 PM[Canon] Y-your m-m-my skibadi!

10:15 PM[Jeff The Kยกller] "hehe.. it's ok.. d-d-d-daddy is h-here.." *licks lips adorably

10:19 PM[๐Ÿง  โ€œ...brraiinnss...โ€ ๐Ÿง ] "I..it hurts.. my whole body..! IT HURTS!" *I say as I wrap my arm on me

10:46 PM[Yuri Ayato] I found my grandma's ashes

10:47 PM[so klingt liebe - and one] KVYS

10:46 PM[neil s an oasis fan shad up] thats it im leaving u

10:48 PM[๐Ÿฅช] how a middle school boy called himself fat

10:48 PM[".. i skimmed it?" - SP โญ] caresses face

10:48 PM[John Lennon mentally ill era] thinks: kill john lennon.........

10:49 PM[aww she's cute'] bri somtimes parents wonder why their kids hate them

03:20 PM[fluffy candy๐Ÿฌ] can I touch u

07:14 PM[I'm basically him] thinks: I love plates

07:14 PM[New wig] I love this wig

07:15 PM[[ ~ | Zitfrances |ยถ ~ ] DNC ๐Ÿšซ] ษขแดแดา“สsแด‡xษชษดแด˜แดœส™สŸษชแด„โ˜ 

07:16 PM[โœจNoah๐Ÿ’•] Rating skins color

07:14 PM[New wig] I love this wig

07:14 PM[amazing graceeee] GET A DNA TESTT

07:16 PM[Deadpool !!] Prepare your butt

07:15 PM[Freaky wenda #2] KAKAKKEKE9AAOAOA

07:17 PM[Watermelon Muncher] zaza trump

07:28 PM[Twillight sparkle] I wish that player who stole my pear is dead

07:30 PM[๐ŸŽญโœจDeadpool | *NSYNC๐Ÿ‘‹] IM NOT GAY๐Ÿณ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

08:25 PM[gray #2] readyforsuicide,,

[I eant to kill mysrlf] thinks: feet pics when

11:17 AM[[RAF] AC. Frightzy] thinks: Only alphas can join!

11:18 AM[[RAF] FSgH. Hitoki] # ๐Ÿฆ… i'm getting bullied | W2J RAF! | Discord Req

1:30 PM[ms taste the rainbow] please let me spit on your foot

07:10 PM[Uhhh] *poops*

05:00 PM[burghley shut the hell u] thinks: * sans undertale did my mom.

05:09 PM[lancer's in my pocket #2] thinks: * [[KRIS gets shot instantly by elon musk. idk.]]

05:55 PM[So I heard you like men huh.] * that's right, I had male parts all along!

08:40 PM[SaLLY (:) >] I look like sporm coll

12:28 AM[NEINโœ‹] imma go invade poland

02:33 PM[alicorn fez] why is batman kissing himself

02:27 PM[alicorn fez] wanna be in a gas chamber

07:37 PM[cHimmble] touches ๐Ÿ’œYOU

12:25 AM[pookiesaidhelovesAkisoimadeAki] 07 : Aether ||] ahhhh~... yes... there

12:48 AM[IN BED HAVING DIRTY WITH BBG #3] ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ‘น SAY YOU ARE MY BAKA ๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿ˜ˆ

01:02 AM[Zfetus] You don't wanna see me infuriated

08:43 PM[AI | fictkin , c+h!! ! WHISP] did you just cheat on me with a roach?

Cricket Greens/C+H/] Why my frends gays and im only one normal

02:46 AM[Lloyd remake (35th anniv)] I HAVE A BOMB!!!!!!

04:25 AM[Creature] someone invited me to an impreg party

04:57 PM[โš” EMO FINN RMK] thinks: I scream everytime I see his hair

04:57 PM[Iren Versagen. | WIP ๐ŸŽ] damn, our ancestors are stupid

04:57 PM[้ฌผ็Ž‹ ;; สœแดœแด€ แด„สœแด‡ษดษข || "Gege!!"] I PAID MY TAXES

04:59 PM[Dinosaur:)โค๐Ÿฅณ] I'm a dinosaur

04:59 PM[โค๐Ÿฆ… | ftm sam real!! | MCU] See next time you destroy my car

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05:36 PM[- โ€œ I ATE A BABY ONCE โ€œ - ๐Ÿ‘ฝ] ABC for house rp

06:43 AM[twitter (literally)] im so homosoexual for Elon musk

06:37 AM[TWITTER IS X NOW] your on your period!

[I'm not a warrior cat oc๐Ÿ˜ญ] B/w for drake mpreg rp

thinks: 08:28 PM[get pregnant get pregnant get] impregnating

06:33 AM[โœจ Discord ๐ŸŽฉ] *i feel i have a child*

07:14 PM[Karlach [BG3] ๐Ÿ”ฅ AFK Coding] oh no its them queers

07:42 PM[shangqinghua ! C+h] Gives you a lobotomy

09:04 PM[Hot mommy๐Ÿฅต] What is roaches

09:42 PM[Glam] Are u guys gay personally I have never been gay how's that going

[Astro ๐ŸŒœ | DANDY'S WORLD |: Let making kids Daddy dandy~

05:14 AM[Carrotia | Dandy World Oc] R&D:โ€œI loves men's"!(Is... Breed..me...)

["The married man๐Ÿ‘"๐ŸŸ] whispers: Xoxo once said "I shated a baby eel

[Veevee] *scraps didnt get pregnant because she is homeless*

12:33 PM[ๅ‡ธ๐Ÿฅบๅ‡ธ] show me ur ั€ะตnis.

DNC OG?!] Yes Alastor..~ choke me with the chain..throb inside me

uncle solitare #4] 200 hours... of say gex

jump on IT ] whispers: ngh

[uncle solitare] @everyone edging contest in 30 SECONDS โš โš โš 

uncle solitare] @everyone jerk circle starts in 10 seconds โš โš โš 

06:51 PM[niwa] AND YOU ALSO SHAT UR PANTS OVER NOT GETTING A 10/10

[Elise c+h โœ…] โ€œwant some free candy???โ€ B/W TO JOIN KIDNAPPING KIDS RP

04:58 AM[2 on - tinashe] are you in heat..

04:57 AM[~[CRP]~ Eyeless Jack๐Ÿ˜€] Are you my phone? Cuz you're hot.

01:52 PM[womb] KICKS SO HARD THAT YOU GIE BIRTH

07:07 PM[Gooby4๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™] 03:31 PM[๐ŸŽค๐Ÿ’ซ MICHAEL JACKSON RMK!! DNC] I want a beatable wife

9:26 AM[Sluggish] Mgg..~ MGH..~ PLS GET FASTER I BEG U!~

11:31 AM[Pony] what does moth mean-

[*-| :spider: Gerbo :green_heart: |-*] h-hi..! senpai-chan..! *looks away, blushing* I just w-wanted to say that *gulp* i-i..

[MY EYE #2] heh.. hey kitten wanna have a Yuri session?

01:30 PM[๐Ÿ‡/๐ŸŒ‚ lavander slimepup๐ŸŒ‚๐Ÿ‡] Even black ppl donโ€™t exist

[helen !!] be areful who you bully in middle school...

[Yuri #2 (Jenna)] im gonna diddle ur wedndesday parts

09:08 PM[Kinkajou! (WOF COS)] thinks: suspe] thinks: DONT LICM MY TOES.?

11:25 PM[I am so bonita.. [RMK]] Iwillcutoffyournipplesifyousaynippletwistagain

whispers: [logan howlett ['97]โ˜• #2] whispers: i-i cant! baka! >_<

07:45 PM[pearl ~ splatoon] people shouldn't be kissing chipmunks

07:47 PM[pearl ~ splatoon] IM YOUR GIRLFRIEND HO

05:50 PM[โ™คโ™กฤดร‚แปฒโ™กโ™ค] 2/10 I'm not a fan of lgbtq

[Dukie go gleep glorp #2] whispers: I'm exploring myself

07:30 PM[Moth๐Ÿค] I'M GONNA ATTACK ALL UR CLOTHES

07:43 PM[hhhh...hhhiii wenda.... hhhiii #2] i will literally impregnate you

10:34 PM[โšช Ranboo] If endermen are black does that mean they have a pass

08:12 PM[Uzi๐ŸคŸBAKA] *I blush as I realized what I said"

08:03 PM[Meow] thinks: IM GOING TO MILK YOU DRY

06:42 PM[skibidi rizz] thinks: [Doof #2] thinks: I took a bath in summers period

06:54 PM[skibidi rizz] thinks: mb, I didn't mean 2 kiss u ๐Ÿ˜ญ i was kissing their feet/explain

08:14 AM[Ben drowned] KAWAII CHAN PERIOD STAIN TRUST ME

[WIP] whispers: ACCEPT THAT YOU ARE CARROT

09:19 PM[SMG4 CREW OC! WIP] thinks: Blinks cutely in gay.

09:19 PM[EVIL pony] see, my eyes are RED

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05:43 PM[Alpha EJ] GET AWAY FROM MY KITTEN

12:58 AM[Saitomato] U just need to use microscope to see my hair

12:07 AM[Gigi hand] [Finn] GUYS GIGI IS PREGNAT, IM THE DADDY, AND GIGI IS GIVING BRITH NOW!!

02:24 PM[tamara [OC] (C+H)] you ponies are so kawai sugoii nya ^_^

06:16 PM[blood infants ash] thinks: You look like if a man and a woman had a baby

06:14 PM[MorvayHater] Makes out
06:14 PM[MorvayHater] Gayly

07:27 PM["Womp womp"] Im not gonna mention alcohol

05:22 PM[ITS TIMEEEE] santa doset have a child i ate it

07:24 PM[[ Ponboy!! / Ousiders ]] GET IN LINE TO KNOW WHAT YOU SMELL LIKE๐Ÿค“

01:06 PM[smg4 hair ig] DID YOU HAD YOU PERIOD ON ME?

02:18 PM[Claw] I would too but my laptop turns into an airplane in seconds

08:59 PM[๐Ÿค“ โ€” O k a r u n] BALD IS A WINNER ISTG

[๐Ÿ’ค . i heart u too shadow! me] thinks: becomes real self

06:16 PM[||| Baby'oc /" 1 year] whispers: Hiii Do have you have a mom i can use?

06:20 PM[Court jester] dont make papa angry puppy......

12:01 AM["Congrations, You won!", dniuf] why does itlook like im humping the wall

4:38 PM[finny..๐ŸŸ + waterballoon CEO!!] thinks: friends called me minor magnet โ˜น

08:22 PM[Zim - Invader Zim] I COMMAND YOU TO STOP KISSING ME, FILTHY LIPS!

12:24 AM[SEEEGAAA] thinks: Grrr if you don't stop miku will unleash the demons๐Ÿ˜ก

12:41 AM[๐Ÿ’€>>{DAVE}<<๐Ÿ’€] thinks: Im tired speaking American

12:27 AM[Jack K. (NOT henry its dsaf)] thinks: i-i hate skibidi!! *trips and falls and 200 pictures of skibidi toilet fall oht of my backpack* THESE ARENT MINE!!๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘ˆ

12:49 AM[Mmm I like men] I forgot... What's a minor โ˜น

05:21 PM[your my STUMP !๐ŸŽ€๐ŸŽ‰] Im feeling kinda queer

06:22 PM[Gnarly๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ‘ฝ๐Ÿ‘พ๐Ÿ˜บ{Regretevater}] Srry I'm over thinking again silly me and my angziyity lolz

04:11 PM[Eclipsesita >w<] ill get in someone you love lil bro

04:15 PM[Eclipsesita >w<] haha what are you doing with that jar?

03:01 AM[You call that art?! Get good.] YOU HOUSE PHOBIC!

03:09 AM[You call that art?! Get good.] b-but sketchy-chan!! >///<

09:46 PM[duke ,, color my ๐ŸŽ„] i came out to everyone i know i can say the f slur

06:37 PM[pls notice me senpaii] I FORGOT TO WALK MY FISH

07:46 PM[# ๐ŸŒ˜ vintage computer ๐ŸŒ—] I wanna search up feet pics

05:16 PM[Sprout twisted] Am I not good enough!? *sobs*

01:11 AM[Sprout-:Berry boy] Can you be my bbg cosmo please

07:59 PM[KITCHEN WIZARD . BT . SYS] A-ah! You weren't supposed to see this...

08:04 PM[KITCHEN WIZARD . BT . SYS] i-ito yung nanakit sayo? *hinampas sa pader yung sabon* d-don't h-hurt m-my p-princess! h-hindi niya k-kailangan m-maligo k-kung

08:07 PM[KITCHEN WIZARD . BT . SYS] ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘gUrL tIs BaTcH

08:16 PM[brain] thinks: I hat gaywankers

08:36 PM[KITCHEN WIZARD . BT . SYS] hides my gay flag..

10:16 PM[sippy] thinks: `- R U TRYING TO MAKE OUT W ME.???? ๐Ÿ˜ญ

01:15 PM[Shrimpo || DARKSPIKES (DW)] thinks: why is wattpad in SPANISH

01:20 PM[Shrimpo || DARKSPIKES (DW)] thinks: its summer in winter IN HERE

01:21 PM[!->Infected<-!] I'm stealing you, wanna come?

01:21 PM[โ€˜โ€™ JJK manga geto] keep sitting over there if you want to freak with middle aged furry males

01:21 PM[Shrimpo || DARKSPIKES (DW)] thinks: i LOVE WATTPAD

01:22 PM[namu namu] [โ€˜โ€™ JJK manga geto] BY GOD COME HERE I WILL GRAB YOUR MEAT IF YOU DONG

01:23 PM[namu namu] fahjggot

01:17 PM[Shrimpo || DARKSPIKES (DW)] thinks: I AM NOT IN SPAIN

01:17 PM[Shrimpo || DARKSPIKES (DW)] thinks: WHY IS WATTPAD IN SPANISH

01:50 PM[๐Ÿ‰] showed yuri skin on accident

01:57 PM[Sprout~ ๐Ÿ“ {INT}] thinks: DID YK THAT IF U LIKE MEN UR GAYY

03:16 PM[my oc named richie tozier] i reallly hate being called queer. i dont like them. it really upsets me dont tell anyone. please stop

05:03 PM[Pim Ozmalo (Trollsona)] T@ke off Your P@nt5 @nd J@ck It!

05:00 PM[has a bird ig , dniuf] REDDIT IS MY FIRE HAUDRANT AND I AM THE DOG THAT PEED ON IT

11:25 PM[Evil SMG3 creepypasta] [Steven hard as a stone] thinks: He smirks against your wetness, the vibrations from his hums making you squirm. Suddenly, he bites down

07:25 PM[โ˜†๐Ÿ“Sprout๐Ÿ“โ˜†] NO OR I TURN ASIAN

01:15 PM[Penn!] โ€œThatโ€™s not true.โ€ She muttered, grazing her thumb across his face. โ€œYouโ€™re beautiful. Youโ€™re exceptional, just the nicest,"

01:15 PM[deficient mlp ver] im an henai listener/j

01:35 PM[Clique] whispers: Look u this a priv messages, if u tell anyone well have problems

03:30 PM[ICantStopSeeingThisMan] I PUNCH PREGNANT MEN

10:23 PM[๐Ÿ’ ๐ŸŒธ ๐ŸŒผ ๐Ÿ’ ๐ŸŒธ <surpporter>] *poops 9999999 time to make all breads in the world

01:43 PM[Happy boy/C+H, int] I need happy pills*cries in pain*

04:12 PM[DO I LOOK LIKE HIM?] UR TALKING SO BAD TESSA BECAME BRITTISH

08:02 PM[Curly wip] Pony town keeps the depression away

03:12 AM[womb] FINE IMA MPREG THE TREE

03:27 AM[roblox baby] yo dad homie change my diaper cause the homo fruit wont do it

07:38 PM[โ˜†Sal Fisherโ˜† [C+H]] Who's gonna stop men๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

[[09] Nicocacola] busts

07:46 PM[Potal due ๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿค‘] Why he touching his Virginia?!

07:43 PM[lollipop wip] thinks: heslp i threw my pet out the pizza place-

02:20 AM[hotstuff ใ€cappy0] thinks: ๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜’๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽฐ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽฐ๐Ÿ˜ฆ๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿ˜ฆ๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฌ๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘ƒ๐Ÿ”ฎ๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿ”ฎ๐Ÿ‘ƒ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜”๐ŸŒณ๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜”๐ŸŒณ๐Ÿ’”๐ŸŒณโ“๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ˜ˆโ—ผ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จโœ‹๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿ‘ƒ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿ”ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ˜ฆ๐Ÿ˜’๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜ 

11:50 PM[You think i care?...] I own this place ๐Ÿ˜”

[Ready to freak] What if I'm the father

[potty] I'm a 72 year old man

06:11 AM[~โœฟVague/feel to free c+hโœฟ~] We pray for our lord, Bread Lord to protect us from harm and teach us to respect others, in the name of our Lord, amen.

12:13 AM[Go my vexes , dniuf] whispers: dear dog

07:36 PM[shedletsky kisser . brighteyes] you cannot kill brightness

01:08 PM[๐ŸŽŠ๏ฝก ๏ธต๏ธต Goob Craftice] โ€ผ TRYING MY WIFE'S PREGNANCY CRAVINGS CHALLANGE โ€ผ BakaBitesxoxo

11:04 PM[UNSTABLE_DAY . TDU . sys] whispers: I want to poop

07:47 PM[C00LKID / C+H (brain rotted?)] U look like that one crying block from Minecraft

11:01 AM[โœฉแด„แดแดแด‹ษชแด‡แด ษช๊œฑษชแดษด แด„แด‡แดโœฉ๐ŸŽค๐Ÿช] whispers: ILL SHOW YOU A JOYRIDE WHEN I RUN YOU OVER WITH MY CAR!!! MY GOD !!

12:45 PM[roger] thinks: i hide and you go seek for proffesional help

10:01 AM[skibi toil !] trench coat buttoned to the TOP ๐Ÿ’œ

10:02 AM[โœฉแด„แดแดแด‹ษชแด‡แด ษช๊œฑษชแดษด แด„แด‡แดโœฉ๐ŸŽค๐Ÿช] when completing an ICHOR machine ๐Ÿ’œ

01:15 PM[deficient mlp ver] im an henai listener/j

12:13 PM["Meow purr" | ๐ŸŽฉ kisser??] Ainโ€™t no loving my mannnn shoodop shhoooapp

12:04 PM[what the freak man] Please no grand theft marina tonight. You just got off probation

02:56 PM[LOOEY! || ornament ksr DNC] w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-wanna j-j-j-j-j-j-j-join now?!?!?!?!?!?

0:56 AM[take care of yourself wip] we are the suelings! please feed us!

10:08 AM[ermmm jock.] I'm lagging so badly oml TS pmo icl atp sybau

02:56 AM["Shhh, papa's here.."๐Ÿ’ฌโŒ|c+hโœ”] 17:55["hey,, got a coin ....?"] gambler] puts a finger on your lips seductively

03:02 AM[IM BEAUTIFUL / pink day chance] i hope you get pregnant
03:02 AM[IM BEAUTIFUL / pink day chance] with one hundred babies

03:52 AM[black cat] thanks mommy~

05:19 PM[Matt[ DEATH NOTE ]] Yeah then i was shocked when i learned his gender

05:10 PM[just ur ordnaory sanji ๐Ÿ˜˜] we should lowkey make out rn

07:21 PM[;; "I am the CHOSEN!!"] A pony being racist to a poor kitty witty

10:04 PM[Maud pie] 6๐Ÿ’€6๐Ÿ’€6๐Ÿ’€

09:42 PM[wip ๐Ÿ˜จ] thinks: Lily - Duo] "mmf!" *Sprout huffed, knowing looey is doing it harder*

11:52 AM[femboy baka trust me irl] t-t-t-t-thanks lesbians! i will e-e-embrace my true femboy identity thanks to you! arigato nyah!

08:51 AM[[๐ŸŽˆ] me ; No me mires asรญ ๐Ÿ“๐ŸŽˆ] no burping allowesd

08:58 AM[me. c+h โคโ€๐Ÿฉน goob kisser] call me a good boy again

03:04 PM[idk yet] why r u diong pride flags if you dont support gay men?

04:20 PM[THE angelo hater] whispers: iminlovewithwhiteguysfarts

05:30 PM[To Those Who Saved The World] 01:23:44 AM, the time the AZ-5 button (also known as the SCRAM button, used as a last resort when all goes wrong with Soviet reactors) was pushed.
05:31 PM[To Those Who Saved The World] 01:23:45 AM. The time when Chornobyl (Vladimir I. Lenin nuclear power station) reactor fourโ€™s core lid exploded .

08:59 PM["Lets go,Lets go to heaven! "] thinks: NO STOP WHY DID I M O A NED ACCIDENTALLY STOP STOP STOP

09:00 PM[๐Ÿ• elliot, c+h, dnc, (๐ŸŒˆโˆž)] Y-y/n! You're so cute! I wish i could be like you ๐Ÿฅบ

idk this dude im putting this here cause it made me giggle (computer special access)

04:39 PM[I eat peopel] [BLACK OR WHITE? BOTH] Im becoming racist

12:42 PM[Freak cobs] Grrrrr
12:42 PM[โœง Sleep Of Leaf Creature] HISSSSS MEOWWWW...
12:42 PM[Freak cobs] Ew furry!

[Star struck] thinks: stop possesing me femboy

02:51 AM[Gubby :3 (C+H)] Can I have a pregnant dancing grandma

[โœง ~ ใ€Œ lights on ! ใ€] tickles your nose

09:48 PM[#4 - 20191009 i like her] 00:32[# ' TAKECONTROL , - Ena ;C+H] i want coral to sit on my face

04:46 PM[and most of its compliments๐Ÿ˜Š] whos nickin my nuts

04:52 PM[EVG | RCT. Aleioya] thinks: This is not autism

05:02 PM[cap] I ainโ€™t a communist

03:39 AM[โ˜…๐Ÿถโ˜  , [PIGGY] , c+h/dnc] thinks: daddy is... angy.... ๐Ÿ‘ฟ ..... AAAAHH.....!!!! *scratches u and you die* n-no... my kitten....!! i-i-iim sorry...!!! ๐Ÿ–ค ...i must go... daddy loves yo

01:25 PM[๐Ÿบ WOLVERINE โŒ // C + H )] I WANT FOOD NOT ROMANCE

09:11 PM[doyouhavelifeinsurancejohn?] whispers: you are my kachan. my only kachan. you make me happyyyyy when skies are bluee youll never kappy. how much i love you. please dont take my kachaan awayyy

01:58 PM[Dusekkar. ; C*H๐Ÿซ‚] thinks: 04:30 PMTo [~โ™กCrowricโ™ก~] I support LGBTQ, but i actually donโ€™t care, They have organs, and Iโ€™ll sell them

01:35 PM[labubu/c+h/pls no hate๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™] thinks: growl]: how I'm get pregnant from my hair even though I'm male

08:33 PM[Im griefing someone] thinks: Fat] the fog is coming, t-the fog! no..~ i-itโ€™s- mh..itโ€™s coming! n-not inside! ou-out! p-pleaseโ€ฆA-Ah~! it-..s co-oominggg~!

08:44 PM[Mgm cute feet you got there.] i-im a cute femboy

09:05 PM[๐Ÿ’'d . drawing . c*h] elliot is minor coded dont ship him with chance chance is adult coded ;\

[Tabby with one eye:3] He can pe in me anytime

[Dni ppl sexualizing ponies] mm master azure~ can you use your tentacles to choke me or smth?! OwO!~

10:19 PM[+Medic+ zarlingโ™ก~ TF2] thinks: He iz so daddy-

12:40 PM[๐Ÿ’ for sketch] you make my rock hard

[Looking for a chubby girl] I'm looking for a chubby girl, send a friend request (I'm a lesbian)

08:20 PM[แดขษชส™แดขแด€ส™] I lick toes

[[!CR] Slvt! (tv) (ftv)] she freak on my berry til i holly

02:59 PM[โ€ผ > An unhealthy obsession] hmph..!

03:14 PM[why are we horses andre] meeoooww!

04:33 PM[Eternal Sugar Cookie] will you be toxic yuri with me

[willow wisp] if you like yaoi more youre probably lowley misogynistic

01:47 AM[Rivers Cuomo] 12:48 AM[Rob cantor] Gets pergernut12:49 AM[Rob cantor] My water brokem12:49 AM[Rob cantor] Gives birth