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I don't believe Doing Just One Thing ever makes anyone fitter, slimmer, sexier, healthier - Oh. Except for This One. This One works.
Especially if you're over 45. Here's my proof
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Is it classier to be thin?
Plus an amazing new, very do-able, very useful outfit formula in the sales.
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"Women are just trying to crack the code on how to have fun - but stay thin."
Do GLP1s REALLY kill your sex drive? Do women really need a vice? Do I feel vindicated now it turns out, everyone really DID want to be thin after all…
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How not to let your standards drop just because it's COLD
Subpar looks will not be tolerated. Featuring the best cowboy boots in the world and my New Years resolution in outfit form.
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Want the kind of body which makes other women angry?
Ask me how!
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Am I going to get a facelift in 2026?
Weeeeeell: I've found a cheap (good) surgeon!
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Big fat lips, and Boxing Day reccs
I thought Christmas would be dismal, but actually, it was better than usual.
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Death and shopping
And TV!
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19 rules: How to have an opinion without getting cancelled
How to write the column, have the conversation, say something you actually mean, for once (by someone who is constantly having opinions - & constantly…
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How not to put weight on at Christmas, part deux
And your last call on shopping for perfect winter boots
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"I’m not big enough for The Pen! It feels like there’s something out there, just within my grasp - but I’m not able to reach out and grab…
An interview with a (brave, brave) woman about a lifetime pursuing thinness, and everything that goes with that.
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All the things the internet made me buy this week
The good, the meh, the alternative *and* the thing I've got you a discount on, should you want it too.
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How not to put weight on, over Christmas
Cos I never do. Here's exactly why. (Some of it is admittedly a bit mad, but: don't judge. It works.)
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I think these trousers might be perfect
That's it. That's the post
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Broad with Polly Vernon
Broad with Polly Vernon
A writer, a boxer and a Botox-er. "Unapologetically writes things we are all a bit too scared to commit to thinking - never mind, writing." @styledbyUna
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