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r3033783 r3412537 4 4 Plugin URI: https://doc4design.com/hello-hal/ 5 5 Description: Adds Sci-Fi movie quotes to the dashboard 6 Version: 3.46 Version: 4.0 7 7 Requires at least: 2.7 8 8 Author: Doc4 … … 10 10 License: GPL v2.0 or later 11 11 License URL: https://www.gnu.org/licenses/gpl-2.0.html 12 Text Domain: hello-hal 12 13 */ 13 14 14 15 /****************************************************************************** 15 16 16 Copyright 2008 - 202 4Doc4 : info@doc4design.com17 Copyright 2008 - 2026 Doc4 : info@doc4design.com 17 18 18 19 This program is free software; you can redistribute it and/or … … 33 34 *********************************************************************************/ 34 35 36 if ( ! defined( 'ABSPATH' ) ) exit; // Exit if accessed directly 37 38 /** 39 * Return a random quote 40 */ 35 41 function hello_hal_get_quotes() { 36 $quotes = 37 "Leeloo Dallas, Multipass.<div id=\"note\">[ Leeloo - The Fifth Element ]</div> 38 E.T. phone home<div id=\"note\">[ E.T. - The Extraterrestrial ]</div> 39 Live long and prosper<div id=\"note\">[ Spock - Star Trek ]</div> 40 Get away from her, you bitch!<div id=\"note\">[ Ellen Ripley - Aliens ]</div> 41 There is no spoon?<div id=\"note\">[ Spoon Boy - The Matrix ]</div> 42 Do or do not, There is no try.<div id=\"note\">[ Yoda - Empire Strikes Back ]</div> 43 No Nukes! No Nukes!<div id=\"note\">[ Rockhound - Armageddon ]</div> 44 I'm not the person I remember.<div id=\"note\">[ Rheya - Solaris ]</div> 45 Sunlight poses a problem to our 'ethnic group'.<div id=\"note\">[ Gremlin - Gremlins II ]</div> 46 Wow, he just made the international sign of the doughnut.<div id=\"note\">[ Richie Norris - Mars Attacks ]</div> 47 We didn't choose this place! We didn't choose these people! They were invited!<div id=\"note\">[ David Laughlin - Close Encounters of the Third Kind ]</div> 48 Algorithms I trust. Boolean logic I trust. Beautiful women... they just mystify me.<div id=\"note\">[ Zane Zaminski - The Arrival ]</div> 49 My God, it's full of stars!<div id=\"note\">[ David Bowman - 2010 ]</div> 50 That's it man, game over man, game over!<div id=\"note\">[ Hudson - Aliens ]</div> 51 I am fearful when I see people substituting fear for reason.<div id=\"note\">[ Klaatu - The Day The Earth Stood Still ]</div> 52 But one thing's sure. Inspector Clay is dead, murdered, and somebody's responsible. <div id=\"note\">[ Detective - Plan 9 from Outer Space ]</div> 53 Yes, you have a great body. May I use it?<div id=\"note\">[ Benson - Saturn 3 ]</div> 54 I dunno what the hell's in there, but it's weird and pissed off, whatever it is.<div id=\"note\">[ Clark - The Thing ]</div> 55 Well, forget it! I'm not doing it! This episode was badly written!<div id=\"note\">[ Gwen DeMarco - Galaxy Quest ]</div> 56 Death is a primitive concept. I prefer to think of them as battling evil, in another dimension.<div id=\"note\">[ Grig - The Last Starfighter ]</div> 57 Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, diein' time's here.<div id=\"note\">[ Dr. Dealgood - Max Mad: Beyond Thunderdome ]</div> 58 Do you know the Klingon proverb that tells us revenge is a dish that is best served cold?<div id=\"note\">[ Khan Noonian Singh - Star Trek: The Wrath of Khan ]</div> 59 I'm not the person I remember.<div id=\"note\">[ Rheya - Solaris ]</div> 60 What is it that is exactly the same about every vacation you've ever taken?<div id=\"note\">[ Quaid - Total Recall ]</div> 61 I take a dim view of watching my own destruction.<div id=\"note\">[ Jack - Invasion of the Body Snatchers ]</div> 62 This is not a democracy. We are a collection of scientists and astronauts.<div id=\"note\">[ Captain Kaneda - Sunshine ]</div> 63 I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.<div id=\"note\">[ HAL 9000 - 2001 Space Odyssey ]</div> 64 Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!<div id=\"note\">[ George Taylor - Planet of the Apes ]</div> 65 I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit.<div id=\"note\">[ Ripley - Aliens ]</div> 66 You've gotta tell them! Soylent Green is people!<div id=\"note\">[ Detective Thorn - Soylent Green ]</div> 67 Most impressive. Obi-Wan has taught you well.<div id=\"note\">[ Darth Vader - The Empire Strikes Back ]</div> 68 I know kung fu.<div id=\"note\">[ Neo - The Matrix ]</div> 69 Hey, Luke. May the force be with you.<div id=\"note\">[ Han Solo - Star Wars ]</div> 70 Sorry, miss. I was giving myself an oil-job.<div id=\"note\">[ Robby the Robot - Forbidden Planet ]</div> 71 ET, phone home.<div id=\"note\">[ ET - ET The Extra-Terrestrial ]</div> 72 I'll be back.<div id=\"note\">[ The Terminator - Terminator ]</div> 73 Roads? Where we're going we don't need... roads.<div id=\"note\">[ Emmet Brown - Back to the Future ]</div> 74 Be afraid. Be very afraid.<div id=\"note\">[ Ronnie - The Fly ]</div> 75 It's life, Captain, but not life as we know it.<div id=\"note\">[ Spock - Star Trek: The Motion Picture ]</div> 76 Scotty, I need warp speed in three minutes or we're all dead.<div id=\"note\">[ Kirk - Star Trek: The Wrath of Khan ]</div> 77 We came, we saw, we kicked its ass!<div id=\"note\">[ Dr. Peter Venkman - Ghostbusters ]</div> 78 You know Garry, for the first time in my life, I don't feel like a total dick.<div id=\"note\">[ Wyatt - Weird Science ]</div> 79 Consider that a divorce.<div id=\"note\">[ Douglas Quaid - Total Recall ]</div> 80 They sucked his brains out.<div id=\"note\">[ Lt Jean Rasczak - Starship Troopers ]</div> 81 Gort! Klaatu barada nikto!<div id=\"note\">[ Helen Benson - The Day The Earth Stood Still ]</div> 82 Come quietly or there will be... trouble.<div id=\"note\">[ Robocop ]</div> 83 We only have fourteen hours to save the Earth!<div id=\"note\">[ Dale Arden - Flash Gordon ]</div> 84 Negative, I am a meat popsicle.<div id=\"note\">[ Korben Dallas - The Fifth Element ]</div> 85 He who controls the Spice, controls the universe!<div id=\"note\">[ Baron Harkonnen - Dune ]</div> 86 This is your receipt for your husband... and this is my receipt for your receipt.<div id=\"note\">[ Arresting Officer - Brazil ]</div> 87 I've had people walk out on me before, but not when I was being so charming.<div id=\"note\">[ Deckard - BladeRunner ]</div> 88 I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum.<div id=\"note\">[ Nada - They Live ]</div> 89 Don't give me any of that intelligent life crap, just give me something I can blow up. <div id=\"note\">[ Doolittle - Dark Star ]</div> 90 Crom, I have never prayed to you before.<div id=\"note\">[ Conan - Conan The Barbarian ]</div> 91 Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun<div id=\"note\">[ Ash - Army Of Darkness ]</div> 92 Im a Mog. Half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend.<div id=\"note\">[ Barf - SpaceBalls ]</div> 93 We gotta find ourselves a Smurfette. <div id=\"note\">[ Sean Smith - Donnie Darko ]</div> 94 Zhenghia! Zhenghia! <div id=\"note\">[ Dead Alive ]</div> 95 The password will be: Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch<div id=\"note\">[ Dildano - Barbarella ]</div> 96 You have been recruited by the Star League to defend the frontier against Xur and the Ko-Dan armada. <div id=\"note\">[ Centauri - The Last Starfighter ]</div> 97 After all this time, Greyskull is ours. <div id=\"note\">[ Evil-Lyn - Masters Of The Universe ]</div> 98 Sit on this, buttplug!<div id=\"note\">[ Vince Latello - My Science Project ]</div> 99 Five Alive!<div id=\"note\">[ Johnny Five - Short Circuit ]</div> 100 Otisburg?<div id=\"note\">[ Lex Luthor - Superman ]</div> 101 See ya later, Navigator!<div id=\"note\">[ Max - Flight Of The Navigator ]</div> 102 Yes I'm old. Old enough to remember when the MCP was just a chess program!<div id=\"note\">[ Dumont - Tron ( For Joe Grand ) ]</div> 103 No problem, Master C. If you've seen one consumer electronics show, you've seen them all.<div id=\"note\">[ Ed Dillinger - Tron ( For Joe Grand ) ]</div> 104 This is Gold-1 to Gold-2 and 3. Split up. Take them one-on-one.<div id=\"note\">[ Tron - Tron ( For Joe Grand ) ]</div> 105 Most of them died instantly, but a few had time to go quietly nuts.<div id=\"note\">[ Dr. Mark Hall - The Andromeda Strain ]</div> 106 Come get some.<div id=\"note\">[ Ash - Army Of Darkness ]</div> 107 Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!<div id=\"note\">[ President Merkin Muffley - Dr. Strangelove ]</div> 108 This is the most uncomfortable coffin I've ever been in.<div id=\"note\">[ Bela Lugosi - Ed Wood ]</div> 109 Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, diein' time's here.<div id=\"note\">[ Dr. Dealgood - Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome ]</div> 110 There's something out there waiting for us, and it ain't no man.<div id=\"note\">[ Billy Sole - Predator ]</div> 111 I'm warning you, I get sick: air sick, car sick. I'm gonna throw-up all over you.<div id=\"note\">[ Amber Mendez - The Running Man ]</div> 112 Greetings, professor Falken.<div id=\"note\">[ Joshua - WarGames ]</div> 113 Get the I.C.B.M.'s in the bullpen warmed up and ready to fly.<div id=\"note\">[ General Beringer - WarGames ]</div> 114 Skybird, this is Dropkick with a Red-Alpha message in two parts. Break. Break.<div id=\"note\">[ Dropkick - WarGames ]</div> 115 Come to me, son of Jor-El! Kneel before Zod!<div id=\"note\">[ General Zod - Superman II ]</div> 116 Rise before Zod. Now, kneel before Zod.<div id=\"note\">[ General Zod - Superman II ]</div> 117 Doc are you telling me you built a time machine . . . out of a Delorean?<div id=\"note\">[ Marty McFly - Back to The Future ]</div> 118 Mein Fuhrer, I can walk!<div id=\"note\">[ Dr. Strangelove - Dr. Strangelove ]</div> 119 By Grabthar's hammer, by the sons of Worvan, you shall be avenged.<div id=\"note\">[ Alexander Dane - Galaxy Quest ]</div> 120 I never broke the law. I am the law!<div id=\"note\">[ Judge Dredd - Judge Dredd ]</div> 121 Did you know there's a guy living in our closet?<div id=\"note\">[ Mitch Taylor - Real Genius ]</div> 122 Satan, stop! Where do you think you're going?<div id=\"note\">[ Father Luke Brophy - Repossessed ]</div> 123 Pocket Jack, Megazone invasion!<div id=\"note\">[ Splatterpunk 1 - Robocop 3 ]</div> 124 What's the worst thing that can happen? We'll all die, right?<div id=\"note\">[ Kevin Donaldson - SpaceCamp ]</div> 125 Lastday, Capricorn 29's. Year of the City: 2274. Carousel begins.<div id=\"note\">[ P.A. System - Logan's Run ]</div> 126 You're beautiful. Let's have sex. <div id=\"note\">[ Logan - Logan's Run ]</div> 127 Runner...you are terminated.<div id=\"note\">[ Francis 7 - Logan's Run ]</div> 128 At Delos, you get your choice of the vacation you want.<div id=\"note\">[ Interviewer - WestWorld ]</div> 129 Doesn't anything work around here?<div id=\"note\">[ Chief Supervisor - WestWorld ]</div> 130 It's so beautiful. It's hard to believe these spores could kill me.<div id=\"note\">[ Nausicaa - Kaze no tani no Naushika ]</div> 131 Your father would kill me if saw us in bed together.<div id=\"note\">[ Christopher - Awaken the Dead ]</div> 132 Of course I came back for you. I'm sorry it took me so long.<div id=\"note\">[ Rob Hawkins - Cloverfield ]</div> 133 So you're a Paladin and I'm a Jumper. What happens now?<div id=\"note\">[ David Rice - Jumper ]</div> 134 Last night at the station, you told the officer your car transformed. Enlighten me.<div id=\"note\">[ Agent Simmons - Transformers ]</div> 135 The boy's pheromone levels suggest he wants to mate with the female.<div id=\"note\">[ Ratchet - Transformers ]</div> 136 Don't make me hungry. You wouldn't like me when I'm hungry.<div id=\"note\">[ Bruce Banner - The Incredible Hulk ]</div> 137 Stick this hot glue gun in my ear? OkeeDokee!<div id=\"note\">[ Donkey - Retarded Animal Babies ]</div> 138 Well, at least we know your bionic arm still works.<div id=\"note\">[ Steve Austin - The Return of the Six-Million-Dollar Man and the Bionic Woman ]</div> 139 What's my name? 14K, that's my name!<div id=\"note\">[ 14K - Death Race 2008 ]</div> 140 My logic is undeniable.<div id=\"note\">[ V.I.KI. - I, Robot ]</div> 141 They blew up Congress! Ha ha ha ha!<div id=\"note\">[ Grandma Florence Norris - Mars Attacks! ]</div> 142 ...and if you forget one thing, I will have you shaved, sterilized, and destroyed!<div id=\"note\">[ Jeffrey Goines - 12 Monkeys ]</div> 143 We are all, by any practical definition of the words, foolproof and incapable of error.<div id=\"note\">[ Hal 9000 - 2001 A Space Odyssey ]</div> 144 Beware the beast Man, for he is the Devil's pawn. Alone among God's primates, he kills for sport or lust or greed.<div id=\"note\">[ Cornelius - Planet of the Apes ]</div> 145 Admiral, if we go 'by the book'. like Lieutenant Saavik, hours could seem like days.<div id=\"note\">[ Spock: - Star Trek: The Wrath of Khan ]</div> 146 Ooh. Ah. That's how it starts. Then comes the running and the screaming.<div id=\"note\">[ Dr. Ian Malcolm - The Lost World: Jurassic Park ]</div> 147 Tastes like shit and smells like a fart! Got ourselves a real winner here!<div id=\"note\">[ F. Ross Johnson: - Barbarians at the Gate ]</div> 148 The defense system is perfect, Mark, it'll even bury our mistakes!<div id=\"note\">[ Dr. Jeremy Stone - The Andromeda Strain ]</div> 149 We have come to visit you in peace, and with goodwill.<div id=\"note\">[ Klaatu - The Day the Earth Stood Still ]</div> 150 I got the better end of the deal. I only lent you my body. You lent me your dream.<div id=\"note\">[ Jerome Eugene Morrow - Gattaca ]</div> 151 K-PAX is a planet. But don't worry, I'm not going to leap out of your chest.<div id=\"note\">[ Prot - K-PAX ]</div> 152 That would be great! Yeah, we could turn the thing in the wrong order and materialize in the vacuum of outer space.<div id=\"note\">[ Soldier - Stargate ]</div> 153 Elvira's got no electric. She can't see her soaps, she'll hyperventilate.<div id=\"note\">[ Trailer Park Man - The Last Starfighter ]</div> 154 Why would he come in here and kill a guy for a lousy hundred bucks and a radio?<div id=\"note\">[ Tom Beck - The Hidden ]</div> 155 Are you enjoying your Kep-mok blood ticks, Dr. Lazarus?<div id=\"note\">[ Quellek - Galaxy Quest ]</div> 156 That damn dragon lady can bend people's minds around, what the hell does she need a blowtorch for! <div id=\"note\">[ Mike Donovan - V: The Final Battle ]</div> 157 I make more money selling hamburgers than I did selling reefer.<div id=\"note\">[ Elias Taylor - V: The Final Battle ]</div> 158 You know, I've never lost in mortal combat.<div id=\"note\">[ Lydia - V: The Complete Series ]</div> 159 Anything is possible, but the odds are astronomically against it.<div id=\"note\">[ Lucifer - Battlestar Galactica '78 ]</div> 160 By Your Command.<div id=\"note\">[ Cylon Centurion - Battlestar Galactica '78 ]</div> 161 You're a machine. You're a synthetic woman, a robot.<div id=\"note\">[ Baltar - Battlestar Galactica '03 ]</div> 162 I'm familiar with their technology because I've been having sex with a Cylon for the last two years now.<div id=\"note\">[ Baltar - Battlestar Galactica '03 ]</div> 163 There's no Earth. You made it all up.<div id=\"note\">[ Laura Roslin - Battlestar Galactica '03 ]</div> 164 You had a gorram time bomb living with us! Who we gonna find in there when she wakes up?<div id=\"note\">[ Capt. Malcolm Reynolds - Serenity ]</div> 165 Everything's shiny, Cap'n. Not to fret.<div id=\"note\">[ Kaylee Frye - Serenity ]</div> 166 Mal. Guy killed me, Mal. He killed me with a sword. How weird is that?<div id=\"note\">[ Lenore - Serenity ]</div> 167 "; 168 169 // Here we split it up 170 $quotes = explode("\n", $quotes); 171 $notes = explode("\n", $notes); 172 173 // And then randomly choose a quote 174 return wptexturize( $quotes[ mt_rand( 0, count( $quotes ) - 1 ) ] ); 42 $quotes = array( 43 'Leeloo Dallas, Multipass.<div id="note">[ Leeloo - The Fifth Element ]</div>', 44 'E.T. phone home<div id="note">[ E.T. - The Extraterrestrial ]</div>', 45 'Live long and prosper<div id="note">[ Spock - Star Trek ]</div>', 46 'Get away from her, you bitch!<div id="note">[ Ellen Ripley - Aliens ]</div>', 47 'There is no spoon?<div id="note">[ Spoon Boy - The Matrix ]</div>', 48 'Do or do not, There is no try.<div id="note">[ Yoda - Empire Strikes Back ]</div>', 49 'No Nukes! No Nukes!<div id="note">[ Rockhound - Armageddon ]</div>', 50 'I\'m not the person I remember.<div id="note">[ Rheya - Solaris ]</div>', 51 'Sunlight poses a problem to our \'ethnic group\'.<div id="note">[ Gremlin - Gremlins II ]</div>', 52 'Wow, he just made the international sign of the doughnut.<div id="note">[ Richie Norris - Mars Attacks ]</div>', 53 'We didn\'t choose this place! We didn\'t choose these people! They were invited!<div id="note">[ David Laughlin - Close Encounters of the Third Kind ]</div>', 54 'Algorithms I trust. Boolean logic I trust. Beautiful women... they just mystify me.<div id="note">[ Zane Zaminski - The Arrival ]</div>', 55 'My God, it\'s full of stars!<div id="note">[ David Bowman - 2010 ]</div>', 56 'That\'s it man, game over man, game over!<div id="note">[ Hudson - Aliens ]</div>', 57 'I am fearful when I see people substituting fear for reason.<div id="note">[ Klaatu - The Day The Earth Stood Still ]</div>', 58 'But one thing\'s sure. Inspector Clay is dead, murdered, and somebody\'s responsible.<div id="note">[ Detective - Plan 9 from Outer Space ]</div>', 59 'Yes, you have a great body. May I use it?<div id="note">[ Benson - Saturn 3 ]</div>', 60 'I dunno what the hell\'s in there, but it\'s weird and pissed off, whatever it is.<div id="note">[ Clark - The Thing ]</div>', 61 'Well, forget it! I\'m not doing it! This episode was badly written!<div id="note">[ Gwen DeMarco - Galaxy Quest ]</div>', 62 'Death is a primitive concept. I prefer to think of them as battling evil, in another dimension.<div id="note">[ Grig - The Last Starfighter ]</div>', 63 'Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, diein\' time\'s here.<div id="note">[ Dr. Dealgood - Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome ]</div>', 64 'Do you know the Klingon proverb that tells us revenge is a dish that is best served cold?<div id="note">[ Khan Noonian Singh - Star Trek: The Wrath of Khan ]</div>', 65 'What is it that is exactly the same about every vacation you\'ve ever taken?<div id="note">[ Quaid - Total Recall ]</div>', 66 'I take a dim view of watching my own destruction.<div id="note">[ Jack - Invasion of the Body Snatchers ]</div>', 67 'This is not a democracy. We are a collection of scientists and astronauts.<div id="note">[ Captain Kaneda - Sunshine ]</div>', 68 'I\'m sorry Dave, I\'m afraid I can\'t do that.<div id="note">[ HAL 9000 - 2001 Space Odyssey ]</div>', 69 'Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!<div id="note">[ George Taylor - Planet of the Apes ]</div>', 70 'I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit.<div id="note">[ Ripley - Aliens ]</div>', 71 'You\'ve gotta tell them! Soylent Green is people!<div id="note">[ Detective Thorn - Soylent Green ]</div>', 72 'Most impressive. Obi-Wan has taught you well.<div id="note">[ Darth Vader - The Empire Strikes Back ]</div>', 73 'I know kung fu.<div id="note">[ Neo - The Matrix ]</div>', 74 'Hey, Luke. May the force be with you.<div id="note">[ Han Solo - Star Wars ]</div>', 75 'Sorry, miss. I was giving myself an oil-job.<div id="note">[ Robby the Robot - Forbidden Planet ]</div>', 76 'ET, phone home.<div id="note">[ ET - ET The Extra-Terrestrial ]</div>', 77 'I\'ll be back.<div id="note">[ The Terminator - Terminator ]</div>', 78 'Roads? Where we\'re going we don\'t need... roads.<div id="note">[ Emmet Brown - Back to the Future ]</div>', 79 'Be afraid. Be very afraid.<div id="note">[ Ronnie - The Fly ]</div>', 80 'It\'s life, Captain, but not life as we know it.<div id="note">[ Spock - Star Trek: The Motion Picture ]</div>', 81 'Scotty, I need warp speed in three minutes or we\'re all dead.<div id="note">[ Kirk - Star Trek: The Wrath of Khan ]</div>', 82 'We came, we saw, we kicked its ass!<div id="note">[ Dr. Peter Venkman - Ghostbusters ]</div>', 83 'You know Garry, for the first time in my life, I don\'t feel like a total dick.<div id="note">[ Wyatt - Weird Science ]</div>', 84 'Consider that a divorce.<div id="note">[ Douglas Quaid - Total Recall ]</div>', 85 'They sucked his brains out.<div id="note">[ Lt Jean Rasczak - Starship Troopers ]</div>', 86 'Gort! Klaatu barada nikto!<div id="note">[ Helen Benson - The Day The Earth Stood Still ]</div>', 87 'Come quietly or there will be... trouble.<div id="note">[ Robocop ]</div>', 88 'We only have fourteen hours to save the Earth!<div id="note">[ Dale Arden - Flash Gordon ]</div>', 89 'Negative, I am a meat popsicle.<div id="note">[ Korben Dallas - The Fifth Element ]</div>', 90 'He who controls the Spice, controls the universe!<div id="note">[ Baron Harkonnen - Dune ]</div>', 91 'This is your receipt for your husband... and this is my receipt for your receipt.<div id="note">[ Arresting Officer - Brazil ]</div>', 92 'I\'ve had people walk out on me before, but not when I was being so charming.<div id="note">[ Deckard - BladeRunner ]</div>', 93 'I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I\'m all out of bubblegum.<div id="note">[ Nada - They Live ]</div>', 94 'Don\'t give me any of that intelligent life crap, just give me something I can blow up.<div id="note">[ Doolittle - Dark Star ]</div>', 95 'Crom, I have never prayed to you before.<div id="note">[ Conan - Conan The Barbarian ]</div>', 96 'Good. Bad. I\'m the guy with the gun<div id="note">[ Ash - Army Of Darkness ]</div>', 97 'Im a Mog. Half man, half dog. I\'m my own best friend.<div id="note">[ Barf - SpaceBalls ]</div>', 98 'We gotta find ourselves a Smurfette.<div id="note">[ Sean Smith - Donnie Darko ]</div>', 99 'Zhenghia! Zhenghia!<div id="note">[ Dead Alive ]</div>', 100 'The password will be: Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch<div id="note">[ Dildano - Barbarella ]</div>', 101 'You have been recruited by the Star League to defend the frontier against Xur and the Ko-Dan armada.<div id="note">[ Centauri - The Last Starfighter ]</div>', 102 'After all this time, Greyskull is ours.<div id="note">[ Evil-Lyn - Masters Of The Universe ]</div>', 103 'Sit on this, buttplug!<div id="note">[ Vince Latello - My Science Project ]</div>', 104 'Five Alive!<div id="note">[ Johnny Five - Short Circuit ]</div>', 105 'Otisburg?<div id="note">[ Lex Luthor - Superman ]</div>', 106 'See ya later, Navigator!<div id="note">[ Max - Flight Of The Navigator ]</div>', 107 'Yes I\'m old. Old enough to remember when the MCP was just a chess program!<div id="note">[ Dumont - Tron ( For Joe Grand ) ]</div>', 108 'No problem, Master C. If you\'ve seen one consumer electronics show, you\'ve seen them all.<div id="note">[ Ed Dillinger - Tron ( For Joe Grand ) ]</div>', 109 'This is Gold-1 to Gold-2 and 3. Split up. Take them one-on-one.<div id="note">[ Tron - Tron ( For Joe Grand ) ]</div>', 110 'Most of them died instantly, but a few had time to go quietly nuts.<div id="note">[ Dr. Mark Hall - The Andromeda Strain ]</div>', 111 'Come get some.<div id="note">[ Ash - Army Of Darkness ]</div>', 112 'Gentlemen, you can\'t fight in here! This is the War Room!<div id="note">[ President Merkin Muffley - Dr. Strangelove ]</div>', 113 'This is the most uncomfortable coffin I\'ve ever been in.<div id="note">[ Bela Lugosi - Ed Wood ]</div>', 114 'There\'s something out there waiting for us, and it ain\'t no man.<div id="note">[ Billy Sole - Predator ]</div>', 115 'I\'m warning you, I get sick: air sick, car sick. I\'m gonna throw-up all over you.<div id="note">[ Amber Mendez - The Running Man ]</div>', 116 'Greetings, professor Falken.<div id="note">[ Joshua - WarGames ]</div>', 117 'Get the I.C.B.M.\'s in the bullpen warmed up and ready to fly.<div id="note">[ General Beringer - WarGames ]</div>', 118 'Skybird, this is Dropkick with a Red-Alpha message in two parts. Break. Break.<div id="note">[ Dropkick - WarGames ]</div>', 119 'Come to me, son of Jor-El! Kneel before Zod!<div id="note">[ General Zod - Superman II ]</div>', 120 'Rise before Zod. Now, kneel before Zod.<div id="note">[ General Zod - Superman II ]</div>', 121 'Doc are you telling me you built a time machine . . . out of a Delorean?<div id="note">[ Marty McFly - Back to The Future ]</div>', 122 'Mein Fuhrer, I can walk!<div id="note">[ Dr. Strangelove - Dr. Strangelove ]</div>', 123 'By Grabthar\'s hammer, by the sons of Worvan, you shall be avenged.<div id="note">[ Alexander Dane - Galaxy Quest ]</div>', 124 'I never broke the law. I am the law!<div id="note">[ Judge Dredd - Judge Dredd ]</div>', 125 'Did you know there\'s a guy living in our closet?<div id="note">[ Mitch Taylor - Real Genius ]</div>', 126 'Satan, stop! Where do you think you\'re going?<div id="note">[ Father Luke Brophy - Repossessed ]</div>', 127 'Pocket Jack, Megazone invasion!<div id="note">[ Splatterpunk 1 - Robocop 3 ]</div>', 128 'What\'s the worst thing that can happen? We\'ll all die, right?<div id="note">[ Kevin Donaldson - SpaceCamp ]</div>', 129 'Lastday, Capricorn 29\'s. Year of the City: 2274. Carousel begins.<div id="note">[ P.A. System - Logan\'s Run ]</div>', 130 'You\'re beautiful. Let\'s have sex.<div id="note">[ Logan - Logan\'s Run ]</div>', 131 'Runner...you are terminated.<div id="note">[ Francis 7 - Logan\'s Run ]</div>', 132 'At Delos, you get your choice of the vacation you want.<div id="note">[ Interviewer - WestWorld ]</div>', 133 'Doesn\'t anything work around here?<div id="note">[ Chief Supervisor - WestWorld ]</div>', 134 'It\'s so beautiful. It\'s hard to believe these spores could kill me.<div id="note">[ Nausicaa - Kaze no tani no Naushika ]</div>', 135 'Your father would kill me if saw us in bed together.<div id="note">[ Christopher - Awaken the Dead ]</div>', 136 'Of course I came back for you. I\'m sorry it took me so long.<div id="note">[ Rob Hawkins - Cloverfield ]</div>', 137 'So you\'re a Paladin and I\'m a Jumper. What happens now?<div id="note">[ David Rice - Jumper ]</div>', 138 'Last night at the station, you told the officer your car transformed. Enlighten me.<div id="note">[ Agent Simmons - Transformers ]</div>', 139 'The boy\'s pheromone levels suggest he wants to mate with the female.<div id="note">[ Ratchet - Transformers ]</div>', 140 'Don\'t make me hungry. You wouldn\'t like me when I\'m hungry.<div id="note">[ Bruce Banner - The Incredible Hulk ]</div>', 141 'Stick this hot glue gun in my ear? OkeeDokee!<div id="note">[ Donkey - Retarded Animal Babies ]</div>', 142 'Well, at least we know your bionic arm still works.<div id="note">[ Steve Austin - The Return of the Six-Million-Dollar Man and the Bionic Woman ]</div>', 143 'What\'s my name? 14K, that\'s my name!<div id="note">[ 14K - Death Race 2008 ]</div>', 144 'My logic is undeniable.<div id="note">[ V.I.KI. - I, Robot ]</div>', 145 'They blew up Congress! Ha ha ha ha!<div id="note">[ Grandma Florence Norris - Mars Attacks! ]</div>', 146 '...and if you forget one thing, I will have you shaved, sterilized, and destroyed!<div id="note">[ Jeffrey Goines - 12 Monkeys ]</div>', 147 'We are all, by any practical definition of the words, foolproof and incapable of error.<div id="note">[ Hal 9000 - 2001 A Space Odyssey ]</div>', 148 'Beware the beast Man, for he is the Devil\'s pawn. Alone among God\'s primates, he kills for sport or lust or greed.<div id="note">[ Cornelius - Planet of the Apes ]</div>', 149 'Admiral, if we go \'by the book\'. like Lieutenant Saavik, hours could seem like days.<div id="note">[ Spock: - Star Trek: The Wrath of Khan ]</div>', 150 'Ooh. Ah. That\'s how it starts. Then comes the running and the screaming.<div id="note">[ Dr. Ian Malcolm - The Lost World: Jurassic Park ]</div>', 151 'Tastes like shit and smells like a fart! Got ourselves a real winner here!<div id="note">[ F. Ross Johnson: - Barbarians at the Gate ]</div>', 152 'The defense system is perfect, Mark, it\'ll even bury our mistakes!<div id="note">[ Dr. Jeremy Stone - The Andromeda Strain ]</div>', 153 'We have come to visit you in peace, and with goodwill.<div id="note">[ Klaatu - The Day the Earth Stood Still ]</div>', 154 'I got the better end of the deal. I only lent you my body. You lent me your dream.<div id="note">[ Jerome Eugene Morrow - Gattaca ]</div>', 155 'K-PAX is a planet. But don\'t worry, I\'m not going to leap out of your chest.<div id="note">[ Prot - K-PAX ]</div>', 156 'That would be great! Yeah, we could turn the thing in the wrong order and materialize in the vacuum of outer space.<div id="note">[ Soldier - Stargate ]</div>', 157 'Elvira\'s got no electric. She can\'t see her soaps, she\'ll hyperventilate.<div id="note">[ Trailer Park Man - The Last Starfighter ]</div>', 158 'Why would he come in here and kill a guy for a lousy hundred bucks and a radio?<div id="note">[ Tom Beck - The Hidden ]</div>', 159 'Are you enjoying your Kep-mok blood ticks, Dr. Lazarus?<div id="note">[ Quellek - Galaxy Quest ]</div>', 160 'That damn dragon lady can bend people\'s minds around, what the hell does she need a blowtorch for!<div id="note">[ Mike Donovan - V: The Final Battle ]</div>', 161 'I make more money selling hamburgers than I did selling reefer.<div id="note">[ Elias Taylor - V: The Final Battle ]</div>', 162 'You know, I\'ve never lost in mortal combat.<div id="note">[ Lydia - V: The Complete Series ]</div>', 163 'Anything is possible, but the odds are astronomically against it.<div id="note">[ Lucifer - Battlestar Galactica \'78 ]</div>', 164 'By Your Command.<div id="note">[ Cylon Centurion - Battlestar Galactica \'78 ]</div>', 165 'You\'re a machine. You\'re a synthetic woman, a robot.<div id="note">[ Baltar - Battlestar Galactica \'03 ]</div>', 166 'I\'m familiar with their technology because I\'ve been having sex with a Cylon for the last two years now.<div id="note">[ Baltar - Battlestar Galactica \'03 ]</div>', 167 'There\'s no Earth. You made it all up.<div id="note">[ Laura Roslin - Battlestar Galactica \'03 ]</div>', 168 'You had a gorram time bomb living with us! Who we gonna find in there when she wakes up?<div id="note">[ Capt. Malcolm Reynolds - Serenity ]</div>', 169 'Everything\'s shiny, Cap\'n. Not to fret.<div id="note">[ Kaylee Frye - Serenity ]</div>', 170 'Mal. Guy killed me, Mal. He killed me with a sword. 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