I came home from work and discovered that faeries had built little mushroom-houses in my garden.
As the faeries have built homes, I’m declaring this a level 3 infestation. The protocols for responding to a level 3 infestation are so severe that, long ago, I had them placed in a sealed envelope, then erased from my memory. I’m unsealing the envelope now.
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Word on the street is that “Fairy Apocalypse” is going to be the hot new SFF sub-genre in 2017. If you’ve written a fairy apocalypse book, give me a call. I’d like to be your literary agent. If you haven’t written a fairy apocalypse book yet, you’d better get in now, before the market is flooded.
Planetary Defense Command 
Honestly I have always wanted to do a post-supernatural-apocalypse novel. Ilona Andrews’ “Magic Bites” series is one of very few I can think of.
I’m seeing a lot of positive reviews on that one, I’ll have to check it out.
Awesome, I shall start outlining right away.
Sounds like a plan – I’ll get on it!
Actually have my crazy fairy story all lined up. It just needs a couple details like plot and character and incident and writing.
You can just fill that in with glitter.