Doubt

I'm drinking Root Beer...that comes in a bottle strangely similar to regular beer. It has an amazingly calming effect. Quite helpful. You have no idea of the amazing profanity that has been in my mind for the past...few months, actually. lol. I'm a good kid, though, so I will refrain.

Stewart's Original Fountain Classics: Root Beer. Great stuff. :)

You know, it takes a long time to scroll through the moods and find one that is appropriate...

Edit: I removed all the depressing stuff. :)