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Choose twelve characters from your fandoms, then answer the questions under the link. Do not look at the questions beforehand.
01. Cedric Diggory (Harry Potter
02. Aragorn (LotR)
03. Jack Sparrow (PotC)
04. Charlie (Lost)
05. Sawyer (Lost)
06. Jack O'Neill (Stargate SG-1)
07. Samantha Carter (Stargate SG-1)
08. Rodney McKay (Stargate Atlantis)
09. John Sheppard (Stargate Atlantis)
10. Legolas (LotR)
11. Arwen (LotR)
12. Severus Snape (Harry Potter)
1. Who would make a better college professor, 6 or 11? What subjects would they teach? (Jack O'Neill/Arwen)
Lol. I guess Arwen...and she would teach about mystic elvish stuff.
2. Do you think 4 is hot? How hot? (Charlie)
Sure. He's all right.
3. 12 sends 8 on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed? (Severus Snape/Rodney McKay)
Oh, wow. Snape wants Rodney to get him some wolfsbane (Shoot. I just realized I forgot Remus and Tonks on this list). Rodney dies. ;) So, no. I doesn't succeed.
4. What is or would be 9's favorite book? (John Sheppard)
War and Peace. Duh. He brought it to Atlantis. lol (Or maybe not his favorite...but still).
5. Would it make more sense for 2 to swear fealty to 6, or the other way around? (Aragorn/Jack O'Neill)
I'm gonna say the other way around.
6. For some reason, 5 is looking for a roommate. Should s/he share a studio apartment with 9 or with 10? (Sawyer/John S. or Legolas)
Ha. John, definitely.
7. 2, 7 and 12 have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss? (Aragorn, Sam and Snape)
I'm thinking somewhere vegetarian...don't ask me why. lol. I don't believe they would say much.
8. 3 challenges 10 to a duel. What happens? (Jack/Legolas)
Lol. Jack would shoot Legolas at the exact moment Legolas would shoot him with an arrow. Jack would probably die, because he'd be a little off...
9. If 1 stole 8's most precious possession, how would he get it back? (Cedric/Rodney)
I imagine Rodney would try to outsmart Cedric, and if that failed, he would slip something into Cedric's punch.
10. Suggest a title for a story in which 7 and 12 both attain what they most desire. (Sam/Snape)
O, My Heart - Lmao. Sam gets Jack, and Snape gets the DADA job.
11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 and 1 to work together? (Charlie/Cedric)
Uh...drugs. lol. Perhaps an orgy.
12. If 7 visited you for the weekend, how would you get along? (Sam)
I imagine we'd get along well enough. Maybe watch some movies.
13. If you could command 3 to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be? (Jack Sparrow)
Ha. Uh...I really don't know. lol
14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11? (Arwen)
Not to my knowledge.
15. If 2 had to choose sides between 4 and 5, which would it be? (Aragorn/ Charlie or Sawyer)
Decisions, decisions. I think Aragorn would choose Charlie, because he means well.
16. What might 10 shout while charging into battle? (Legolas)
Eeeee!
17. If you chose a song to represent 8, which song would you choose? (Rodney)
Unsatisfied - Nine Black Alps. It was the first thing that came to mind. lol
18. 1, 6, and 12 are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left, and they all reach for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it? (Cedric, Jack O'Neill, Severus)
Jack. Cedric would look weepy and Severus would be seething in the corner.
19. What might be a good pick-up line for 2 to use on 10? (Aragorn/Legolas)
Lol. "How about we go get some bananas and peanut butter?" Unfortunately, a rather inside joke...
20. What would 5 most likely be arrested for? (Sawyer)
Murder/robbery/assault. You can tell that I have a lot of faith in Sawyer, can't you? ;)
21. What is 6's secret? (Jack O'Neill)
He loves Sam. Hee.
22. If 11 and 9 were racing to a destination, who would get there first? (Arwen/John S.)
Arwen...unless John was using a puddle-jumper, in which case he would get there first.
23."1 (Cedric) and 9 (John S.) reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by 4's (Charlie) sinister secret organization. 11 (Arwen) volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that 11 (Arwen) is actually a spy for 4 (Charlie). Meanwhile, 4 (Charlie) has kidnapped 12 (Severus) in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of 5 (Sawyer), they seek out 3 (Jack Sparrow), who gives them what they need to complete their quest." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
I would call it "Mendacity." Yay. I'm guessingcici_chan might read it, and perhaps 
thecomfychair. I don't know who would write it.
24. If you had to walk home through a bad neighbourhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 or 8? (Sam/Rodney)
Heh. Sam. Rodney is a wuss. But in a good way, of course. ;)
naco_chanChoose twelve characters from your fandoms, then answer the questions under the link. Do not look at the questions beforehand.
01. Cedric Diggory (Harry Potter
02. Aragorn (LotR)
03. Jack Sparrow (PotC)
04. Charlie (Lost)
05. Sawyer (Lost)
06. Jack O'Neill (Stargate SG-1)
07. Samantha Carter (Stargate SG-1)
08. Rodney McKay (Stargate Atlantis)
09. John Sheppard (Stargate Atlantis)
10. Legolas (LotR)
11. Arwen (LotR)
12. Severus Snape (Harry Potter)
1. Who would make a better college professor, 6 or 11? What subjects would they teach? (Jack O'Neill/Arwen)
Lol. I guess Arwen...and she would teach about mystic elvish stuff.
2. Do you think 4 is hot? How hot? (Charlie)
Sure. He's all right.
3. 12 sends 8 on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed? (Severus Snape/Rodney McKay)
Oh, wow. Snape wants Rodney to get him some wolfsbane (Shoot. I just realized I forgot Remus and Tonks on this list). Rodney dies. ;) So, no. I doesn't succeed.
4. What is or would be 9's favorite book? (John Sheppard)
War and Peace. Duh. He brought it to Atlantis. lol (Or maybe not his favorite...but still).
5. Would it make more sense for 2 to swear fealty to 6, or the other way around? (Aragorn/Jack O'Neill)
I'm gonna say the other way around.
6. For some reason, 5 is looking for a roommate. Should s/he share a studio apartment with 9 or with 10? (Sawyer/John S. or Legolas)
Ha. John, definitely.
7. 2, 7 and 12 have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss? (Aragorn, Sam and Snape)
I'm thinking somewhere vegetarian...don't ask me why. lol. I don't believe they would say much.
8. 3 challenges 10 to a duel. What happens? (Jack/Legolas)
Lol. Jack would shoot Legolas at the exact moment Legolas would shoot him with an arrow. Jack would probably die, because he'd be a little off...
9. If 1 stole 8's most precious possession, how would he get it back? (Cedric/Rodney)
I imagine Rodney would try to outsmart Cedric, and if that failed, he would slip something into Cedric's punch.
10. Suggest a title for a story in which 7 and 12 both attain what they most desire. (Sam/Snape)
O, My Heart - Lmao. Sam gets Jack, and Snape gets the DADA job.
11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 and 1 to work together? (Charlie/Cedric)
Uh...drugs. lol. Perhaps an orgy.
12. If 7 visited you for the weekend, how would you get along? (Sam)
I imagine we'd get along well enough. Maybe watch some movies.
13. If you could command 3 to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be? (Jack Sparrow)
Ha. Uh...I really don't know. lol
14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11? (Arwen)
Not to my knowledge.
15. If 2 had to choose sides between 4 and 5, which would it be? (Aragorn/ Charlie or Sawyer)
Decisions, decisions. I think Aragorn would choose Charlie, because he means well.
16. What might 10 shout while charging into battle? (Legolas)
Eeeee!
17. If you chose a song to represent 8, which song would you choose? (Rodney)
Unsatisfied - Nine Black Alps. It was the first thing that came to mind. lol
18. 1, 6, and 12 are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left, and they all reach for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it? (Cedric, Jack O'Neill, Severus)
Jack. Cedric would look weepy and Severus would be seething in the corner.
19. What might be a good pick-up line for 2 to use on 10? (Aragorn/Legolas)
Lol. "How about we go get some bananas and peanut butter?" Unfortunately, a rather inside joke...
20. What would 5 most likely be arrested for? (Sawyer)
Murder/robbery/assault. You can tell that I have a lot of faith in Sawyer, can't you? ;)
21. What is 6's secret? (Jack O'Neill)
He loves Sam. Hee.
22. If 11 and 9 were racing to a destination, who would get there first? (Arwen/John S.)
Arwen...unless John was using a puddle-jumper, in which case he would get there first.
23."1 (Cedric) and 9 (John S.) reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by 4's (Charlie) sinister secret organization. 11 (Arwen) volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that 11 (Arwen) is actually a spy for 4 (Charlie). Meanwhile, 4 (Charlie) has kidnapped 12 (Severus) in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of 5 (Sawyer), they seek out 3 (Jack Sparrow), who gives them what they need to complete their quest." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
I would call it "Mendacity." Yay. I'm guessing
cici_chan might read it, and perhaps thecomfychair. I don't know who would write it.24. If you had to walk home through a bad neighbourhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 or 8? (Sam/Rodney)
Heh. Sam. Rodney is a wuss. But in a good way, of course. ;)