I was looking at the 'Forbes top 10 best paid celebrities under 25' list. Paris Hilton made $6.5 million last year. Her occupation, according to the list, is 'personality'. Hey. I'm a personality. Can I have $6.5 million too?

I found it very funny, though. I a mean...she's a personality? What is that? She's an heiress...and she goes to parties and things.

The world has become a very sad place, I think.