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About Us

Welcome to my web site! I'm Peter Garner, a retired software guy but still a full-time Geek. The site's hosted on a cheap VPS located somewhere in the UK and incorporates a very active Gopher server (see below). I also write a blog. This is primarily a technical site, but I do have other interests, such as beer, coffee, home-baked bread, walking/hiking and Paganism (Pantheism). I live in Calderdale, West Yorkshire with a hyperactive rescue Wire-haired Fox Terrier. Enjoy the site, and remember folks, this site is 100% human-created and maintained, with no AI slop to be found.

What I'm Up To, Right Now

We have a Now Page!

Blog Content

Our famed collection of technical and other ramblings is available in our blog. As is the norm here, there's an eclectic collection of articles that will inspire / amaze / offend / amuse you. Written by a human, AI-free.

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The Green Man, Paths and Beliefs

Quite some time ago, when I was neither young nor old, I experienced a life-changing event. Like many people who have been in that situation, I imagine, I decided to take a mental step back and re-evaluate my life. I figured that it was as good a time as any, and if it prepared me for the Road Ahead, then so much the better. I made a list of things to look at and maybe change if I needed to, and one of those things was what I actually believed in. Rather than fill this page, I've decided to write a blog entry, which you can read here.

Gopherspace

Why Gopher?

There are many reasons to use gopher: here's a summary:

Simplicity & Speed – Gopher’s plain-text, menu-driven structure makes it extremely lightweight. It loads fast even on low-bandwidth connections or old hardware.

Focus & Minimalism – No ads, no JavaScript, no tracking. It’s purely about reading and sharing text. Great for distraction-free browsing or retro computing enthusiasts.

Archival & Preservation – Gopher hosts valuable archives of early internet content and public-domain texts, many of which are hard to find.

Educational Value – It’s an excellent way to learn about early internet design, protocols, and networking fundamentals.

Nostalgia & Aesthetics – Some people simply enjoy its 1990s-era feel and the small, tight-knit Gopher community.

Can help to avoid difficult scenarios – If you're an Internet user in a region with Internet communications problems which can include intermittent connections and suppression of the usual ports, gopher represents a viable alternative due to its lean footprint and ability to "fly under the radar" of casual interception. This enables users with old, lower-powered hardware to retrieve valuable online resources more easily.

Client Apps For All Platforms – There's no shortage of client apps available to install. Click here for a list.

Latest gopher Uploads - Today

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D/L

Description

File Size

PDF

Computational Life: How Well-formed Self-replicating Programs Emerge from Simple Interaction (blaisea, jyrki, benl, moralex et al)

1.22Mb

PDF

UK Courts and Tribunals Bill – 2nd reading: A wide-ranging justice bill. Removes the right for defendants facing a likely sentence of three years or less to have their case heard by a jury in the Crown Court

5.50Mb

PDF

UK Children’s Wellbeing and Schools Bill – consideration of Lords amendments: Aims to remove barriers to opportunity in schools and make the education system more consistent for children

1.67Mb

Last updated: Mon Mar 9 10:00:02 2026

Latest gopher Uploads - Yesterday

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D/L

Description

File Size

JSON

Full JSON dump of each MAC prefix and going back to around 1998 (updated daily)

17Mb

CSV

Simplified CSV that maps each MAC prefix to the earliest registration record (updated daily)

1.96Mb

MMDB

An MMDB-compatible IP Geolocation database with ASN, country, and continent data (updated daily)

17Mb

TXT

Open Proxy List: HTTP/S (updated daily)

2.94kb

TXT

Open Proxy List: SOCKS4 (updated daily)

10kb

TXT

Open Proxy List: SOCKS5 (updated daily)

1.03kb

CSV

Daily Sea Ice Extent Data Files (Antarctic)

1.78Mb

CSV

Daily Sea Ice Extent Data Files (Arctic)

1.84Mb

XLSX

Sea Ice: Minimum and maximum extent values and dates for each month and year, with rankings

85kb

XLSX

Sea Ice: All daily (single day and five-day trailing average) extent values in one file

712kb

PDF

Harris Hill - 2016 UK Charity Sector Salary Survey: CEO salaries and executive trends

185kb

PDF

Harris Hill - 2017 UK Charity Sector Salary Survey: CEO salaries and executive trends

1.76Mb

PDF

Harris Hill - 2018 UK Charity Sector Salary Survey: CEO salaries and executive trends

428kb

PDF

Harris Hill - 2023 UK Charity Sector Salary Survey: CEO salaries and executive trends

3.00Mb

PDF

Harris Hill - 2024 UK Charity Sector Salary Survey: CEO salaries and executive trends

2.06Mb

PDF

Harris Hill - 2019 UK Charity Sector Salary Survey: CEO salaries and executive trends

3.53Mb

Last updated: Mon Mar 9 10:00:02 2026

Top 20 Gopher Download Categories: Mar 2026

Gopher Directory

Downloads

Political

133

Plant_Dataset

120

Cybertech

113

Prepping/Preparedness

Stuff

Phlogged

Datasets

Mirror

Media_Arts

Cambridge_Analytica_Files

Palm

RetroWeird

The_TPN_Papers

About

Magazine-B3TA

UKParliament

Prepping

Covid19

Local

eBooks

Total Downloads in Top 20

741

Last updated: Mon Mar 9 10:00:02 2026

Stats

As at Mon Mar 9 10:00:02 2026:
16,067 files, 18G bytes
in our gopherspace

Access Our Gopherhole Via This Site

Due to the changing needs of various visitors to the site, I've made the decision to open up the gopherhole content via this site. You'll now be able to access 99% of our 18Gb of content from the comfort of your browser!

The link is: https://petergarner.net/gopher

Monitoring Our Carbon Footprint

The whole point of this project is to run a useful, responsive web server that uses as few resources as possible. I'm attempting a design which balances form and function, and the carbon footprint of loading/viewing this, and other pages is low. This is normally just 0.01g of CO₂/view and you can verify this by visiting Website Carbon and The Green Web Foundation.

Lately, I'm taking more of an interest (and therefore an active approach) to where Skircoat's electric power comes from, and a few days of research has resulted in an up-to-date breakdown of the power sources that are used to generate the region's power. There's an update every 30 minutes via the API provided by the ESO/National Grid.

Suffice to say that the continued heavy reliance on fossil fuels is extremely worrying. Yes, 'biomass' as used in Yorkshire's Drax is still a fossil fuel, and the situation is made worse by the fact that it's "mainly imported from the Southern USA (by sea!) but also from Europe, Canada and Southern America". according to Drax. I smell greenwashing, but read this and decide for yourself. Oh, and there's a recent article in the Independent (alt link) that lays bare more of the unpleasant facts...

We run on Green Energy!

This website runs on green hosting - verified by thegreenwebfoundation.org

Skircoat Green Electricity Power Sources

See below for statistics, updated every 30 minutes.

Fuel sources for HX3, supplied by NG-ESO Region NPG Yorkshire

OK?	Fuel Type	Percentage Used
N	Biomass	47.9 %
?	Imports	0.9 %
N	Gas	46.1 %
Y	Nuclear	0.2 %
Y	Solar	1.3 %
Y	Wind	3.6 %

Fuel sources not used (0%) are excluded: Coal, Other, Hydro

Sample period 2026-03-09 10:00 UTC to 2026-03-09 10:30 UTC

Usage VERY HIGH, CO2 forecast 239g CO2/kW-h

Carbon-zero Fuel Percentage 5.1% Fossil Fuel Percentage 94.0%

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Download historical data from 2021-11-29 18:00 UTC to 2026-03-09 10:30 UTC.

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Download last 8 hours data (X axis=types) to 2026-03-09 10:30 UTC.

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Download last 8 hours data (Y axis=types) to 2026-03-09 10:30 UTC.

Data sourced from https://carbonintensity.org.uk E&OE

Local Weather Forecast, updated hourly

Weather for Halifax, GB

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   .-(    ).   ↗ 8 km/h       
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               0.0 mm/h       

Updated  Mon, 09 Mar 2026 10:00:02 +0000

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System Statistics as at Mon Mar 9 10:00:01 2026
Uptime: up 5 days, 2 hours, 51 minutes since 2026-03-04 07:08:59
Disk usage: 31%
Network: TX packets 33783669 bytes 70324838037 (65.4 GiB) RX packets 28113692 bytes 16664459685 (15.5 GiB)

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