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The Girl In The Golden Slippers
I share my umbrella with her and invite her to come up to my apartment for some warm clothes. I’m nothing, if not the perfect gentlemen.
Sep 25, 2025
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People ask, “You drunk?” No! I don’t rely on Alcohol for my courage!
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“Can’t the vaccine itself make me ill?” I asked. The doctor explained it was needed to protect against illnesses from developing countries.
Dec 26, 2025
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Wordle in Paris
Last night I had to be responsible — I had a very early flight — so I tucked myself into bed at 8:00 p.m. and set my alarm for 3:00 a.m., resenting not…
Dec 4, 2025
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Amazing Grace
He earned an honest living on Astor Street, selling objects that had been discarded. He was a sober, well-dressed and soft-spoken 29-year-old…
Nov 21, 2025
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P as in Paul
We dock in Cozumel, my favorite port. I usually get a massage and sojourn to new vistas. But I’m told I can’t exit the ship until after an hour-long…
Nov 11, 2025
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No more Mr. Nice Guy (If that's OK with you?)
There’s a reason men go to war, it’s easier than being in a relationship.
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The Healing Power of Nature
I grabbed my backpack and a Kombucha, then went a-gaping out into the wild.
Oct 24, 2025
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I live for understanding and discovering joy. I’ve been a stand-up comic for 35 years, writer for chicken soup for the soul and McSweeney‘s magazine and my Best selling book called Carpe Diem Mañana
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