This Means War

Title : This Means War.
Summary : This is the prompt impertinence  hit me with: Pete and Patrick go to the mall but Santa Claus is evil Gerard and tries to drown them upside down in feather boas! Shut up, I have a lot of free time on my hands.
Author : loveyouallwrong  
Rating : PG-13. No explicit sex, but swearing.
Notes: Just an indulgent little ficlet to crack Imp and the others up.

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