A Quick One While He's Away

Pete looked in Patrick’s bunk again-just to double check. He still wasn’t there. Sighing, the black haired boy wandered into the living room. Andy and Joe gave him sympathetic glances before returning to their cereal and conversation about nothing. Pete looked out the window, desperately trying to find the second star to the right. He squeezed his eyes shut and wished he was anywhere-as long as Patrick was with him.

2.

Pete, if you were stranded on a deserted island and you had to chose between an iPod full of your favorite songs or Patrick which one would you pick?

TRICK QUESTION! Patrick is an iPod full of my favorite songs.

Pete looked at the water than imprisoned he and Patrick on this island. For Pete, being stuck in one place for a long time was a cause for boredom.
“Trick?” Pete asked. The blonde boy looked at him from where he was sitting under a tree.
“Yeah Pete?” he asked, looking up from where he was making a sand angel.
“Can you sing me some Morrissey?”

3.

Pete, is it true that Patrick’s getting married, because Buzznet rumors have been going around.

nope. we aren’t getting married till we hit Vermont. its just not legal baby.

“But Pete…we’re not going to be in Vermont for another two months! I can’t wait that long! I wanna get married now!” Patrick pouted, crossing and uncrossing his arms, just waiting for the oh-so spontaneous Pete Wentz to agree with him.
Pete sighed and looked at his boyfriend. “It’s just not legal, baby.”

4.

Pete, push up bras…in or out in 2006?

I’m not wearing them anymore this year, so I guess no.

Pete looked at himself in the mirror, followed by Patrick putting his arms around him.
“Pete, what’s up with your shirt? It’s like…you…are you wearing a bra!?” Patrick gasped, feeling around Pete’s back for the strap, then snapping it.
Pete winced and looked at Patrick. “They make me feel more like a natural woman.” he sang, grinning uncontrollably.
Patrick, however, snarled at him. “Take it off or you’ll be the bitch tonight.”
Pete quickly unsnapped the bra.

5.

Beware of Hemingway. He sleeps a lot and pees on everything.

Patrick pulled the Honda Civic into Pete’s driveway. Putting it in park, he grabbed his guitar and went to the door. It was unlocked, but sitting on the rug was a barking Hemingway. “Hey Hemmy…” Patrick smiled, as the dog went and fell asleep on the couch, leaving a puddle on Patrick’s shoe. Pete watched from his bedroom, laughing as Patrick ran to the kitchen for a towel.

6.

We’ve seen all the pictures of you with the dolls, so why are the new FOB action figures, action figures instead of dolls?

They are definitely dolls. Trust me. I’ve seen the Patrick one up close. Up real close…

Patrick pulled the robe closer and sighed, “Pete, I don’t think nude modeling is really going to prove that this doll is accurate.”
“Oh, Patty Cakes…this doll doesn’t do you justice.” he said, examining the doll’s pants and looking at Patrick in the white hotel bathrobe.
“Uh, Pete…what are you doing?” Patrick mumbled as Pete drew nearer.
Pete pressed his lips to Patrick’s for a split second and then kissing the doll.
“Making sure they taste the same.”

7.

Pete, what’s your most missed memory?

When my entire world was my backyard and my mom was the ruler of it.

“I’m Spiderman!” Pete yelled, doing a flip off the swing set.
“Well, I’ll be Batman! I’ll finish you Spiderman!” Andrew said, sliding down the slide and pulling out a water gun.
Andrew squirted Pete and Pete squirted back. It was a fair game, until Pete’s ran out of water. Andrew continued to squirt and Pete got mad.
“I’M OUT OF WATER! THAT’S NOT FAIR!” he squealed, throwing his water gun on the ground and stomping off to the house.
His mom came out and sighed, “Pete’s you’re going to be famous for your drama one day…now come inside! We’re having macaroni and cheese!”

8.

Pete, I can’t help but to notice Patrick’s bulge in various pictures…just how sweet is that boy’s package?

Semi-sweet. But when you put it on cookies it bakes well.

Patrick emerged from the pantry only when he knew Pete had gone to the store. He shook off his hat which had been covered in flour and sugar along with the rest of his body. Pete had woken up that morning with the urge to bake a Patrick cookie and see how it tasted. It turns out-not good without sprinkles and icing. Pete ran to the store, however, for some whipped cream, chocolate syrup and ice cream. Hello Patrick Stump Sundae.

9.

Pete, if you had to have sex with a guy…who would it be?

I guess myself. I count as a guy, mostly, right?

Pete sat on the couch, sorting through the various Q&A that clogged his inbox. Patrick sauntered over, bringing with him a strawberry ice cream bar.
“Patrick! Listen to this one!” Pete said, through his laughter, “If you had to have sex with a guy…who would it be?”
Patrick’s eyes brightened at the thought of Pete finally saying his name in a Q&A in all seriousness. “Who would it be?” Patrick whispered, biting Pete’s ear.
Pete smiled and kissed Patrick’s cheek. “Me, of course!”
Pete’s hair was then coated with strawberry ice cream.

10.

Pete, does Patrick take his hat off during sex?

Depends on where we’re having sex.

Pete’s hands found their way to Patrick’s zipper and tugged on it.
“P-Pete?” Patrick managed, through the moans and groans.
“Yeah?” Pete growled, unwillingly pulling away from Patrick.
“Can I keep my hat on?”