Listens: 30 Seconds To Mars

HELP! I need somebody, HELP! Not just anybody . . . HELP!

Looking for the perfect story (although aren't we all? lol)

I can't remember who wrote it, but it's about something happening to the band and they each lose what they are best at. Patrick loses his voice, Pete loses his ability to write (and when he tries, it's hilarious), Andy loses his brains and Joe loses his, erm, libido?

So I'm dying to read this again - help?!