Title: Haircut Economics
Pairing: Peter/Patrick
Chapter Rating: PG?
Summary: For humorous Purposes ONLY. Please... enjoy
Notes: the title was given to me by my beloved Petrick. *blows kisses*
Joe and Andy stared at the screen. For a moment there was just silence
before they began snickering, a plot forming in their head. They shook
hands and closed out the window.
Patrick was busy listening to his music when Joe plopped down in front
of him. He waved his hand in front of Patrick’s face. When he didn’t
get any response, he pried the earpieces out.
“Hey Patrick, can I ask you something?”
“Sure.”
“How would you feel about getting a hair cut?”
“What the heck are you talking about?”
“Your hair has passed the shoulders, it’s too long… we need to shorten it.”
“You’re kidding me! I’m bald enough as it is! This is my way of making up for what I’m loosing!”
Andy stole the hat from him, holding it out of reach, “It’s not gonna hurt you.”
“You’re insane!” He tried to snatch back the hat, but to no avail as Andy tossed it to Joe who held onto it.
When Andy picked up the scissors, Patrick’s eyes became about the size of oranges before he took off running.
“Come baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack Patrick! It’ll be painless!”
“OVER MY DEAD BODY!”
[ Enter the Great Will of the Machrochasm of 20 Minutes]
A body slid into the bathroom and shut it just seconds after, locking
it in the process. From the other side, Joe and Andy were pounding on
the door. They weren’t going to break it down like they had to his room
when he locked that door. Pete would kill them if they broke another
door.
A very bald Joe kicked the door, “Open the door Patrick!”
“NEVER!”
“You have to come out of there sometime!”
“I CAN SLIM FAST IN HERE!”
They began to pound on it again, hollering at him until they eventually
did give up. They collapsed on the floor by the door. Not too long
after that, Pete came in looking at the two with a questionable glance.
They sighed at him.
“Where’s Patrick?”
“Lost in the bathroom… forever.”
“How could you LOOSE him!? He’s not that small!”
Andy exchanged looks with Joe before holding up the pair of bent scissors.
“You guys don’t know how to cut his hair… do you?”
“Apparently not?”
“Lemme give you a lesson on Patrick.”
“We’re watching.”
They both moved away from the door as Pete approached it. He lightly knocked on the door.
“Patrick… can I talk to you? Joe just said you shaved him bald.”
The door clicked and jerked open. Patrick was standing on the opposite
side. He looked at Andy’s disheveled hair and Joe’s completely bald
head. He gave a sheepish look before looking at Pete who held up the
bent scissors.
“How the hell did you manage to do that?”
“Andy’s hair is really wire...”
“Patrick…”
“They were chasing me!”
He gave Pete the chibi eyes. Pete lowered the scissors as he shuffled
closer. He locked lips with Patrick long enough to avert his attention.
While he kissed Patrick, he held a hand out to which Andy handed him
the other pair of scissors. When he drew back, Patrick’s hair had been
cut an inch shorter, and it looked good.
Now all they needed to do was trim those sideburns…
Pairing: Peter/Patrick
Chapter Rating: PG?
Summary: For humorous Purposes ONLY. Please... enjoy
Notes: the title was given to me by my beloved Petrick. *blows kisses*
Joe and Andy stared at the screen. For a moment there was just silence
before they began snickering, a plot forming in their head. They shook
hands and closed out the window.
Patrick was busy listening to his music when Joe plopped down in front
of him. He waved his hand in front of Patrick’s face. When he didn’t
get any response, he pried the earpieces out.
“Hey Patrick, can I ask you something?”
“Sure.”
“How would you feel about getting a hair cut?”
“What the heck are you talking about?”
“Your hair has passed the shoulders, it’s too long… we need to shorten it.”
“You’re kidding me! I’m bald enough as it is! This is my way of making up for what I’m loosing!”
Andy stole the hat from him, holding it out of reach, “It’s not gonna hurt you.”
“You’re insane!” He tried to snatch back the hat, but to no avail as Andy tossed it to Joe who held onto it.
When Andy picked up the scissors, Patrick’s eyes became about the size of oranges before he took off running.
“Come baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack Patrick! It’ll be painless!”
“OVER MY DEAD BODY!”
[ Enter the Great Will of the Machrochasm of 20 Minutes]
A body slid into the bathroom and shut it just seconds after, locking
it in the process. From the other side, Joe and Andy were pounding on
the door. They weren’t going to break it down like they had to his room
when he locked that door. Pete would kill them if they broke another
door.
A very bald Joe kicked the door, “Open the door Patrick!”
“NEVER!”
“You have to come out of there sometime!”
“I CAN SLIM FAST IN HERE!”
They began to pound on it again, hollering at him until they eventually
did give up. They collapsed on the floor by the door. Not too long
after that, Pete came in looking at the two with a questionable glance.
They sighed at him.
“Where’s Patrick?”
“Lost in the bathroom… forever.”
“How could you LOOSE him!? He’s not that small!”
Andy exchanged looks with Joe before holding up the pair of bent scissors.
“You guys don’t know how to cut his hair… do you?”
“Apparently not?”
“Lemme give you a lesson on Patrick.”
“We’re watching.”
They both moved away from the door as Pete approached it. He lightly knocked on the door.
“Patrick… can I talk to you? Joe just said you shaved him bald.”
The door clicked and jerked open. Patrick was standing on the opposite
side. He looked at Andy’s disheveled hair and Joe’s completely bald
head. He gave a sheepish look before looking at Pete who held up the
bent scissors.
“How the hell did you manage to do that?”
“Andy’s hair is really wire...”
“Patrick…”
“They were chasing me!”
He gave Pete the chibi eyes. Pete lowered the scissors as he shuffled
closer. He locked lips with Patrick long enough to avert his attention.
While he kissed Patrick, he held a hand out to which Andy handed him
the other pair of scissors. When he drew back, Patrick’s hair had been
cut an inch shorter, and it looked good.
Now all they needed to do was trim those sideburns…