Téa Smith

I've been writing on the web since the mid-90s, and designing and building all sorts of digital shit for everyone else, and yet somehow, have never really been able to get it together and turn it into anything under "brand Téa". 
 
So, I'm trying something new. Right now, I know it'll just be people who like me and believe in me and want to make it a bit easier for me to do what I am best at... but there's a whole lotta stuff coming and I'd love you to put your money where your mouth is. 
 
I really, really want to write a book, and if I can monetise some of this stuff, that makes it a lot easier to prioritise. Patrons in the Sugar Daddy and up tiers will of course get the book when I do it. 
 
Don't worry, it's not like my self worth is determined by whether people will pay for me to produce stuff or anything... nope... not at all... I have a website too, that integrates with Patreon (because, you know, I know stuff), so check it out here: <a href="https://teasmith.com.au/">https://teasmith.com.au/</a> Also, Follow me on Twitter, which is where most my bad jokes start and I am my least filtered: <a href="https://twitter.com/tealou">https://twitter.com/tealou </a>Oh yeah my YouTube channel is where I do stuff on for fun. Note: YouTube is not my product, but my process. Daily streams are where I overcome my fears of performing, riff, grind, think of shit, make shit up, mess up, and try to teach and make you laugh: <a href="https://youtube.com/tealou">https://youtube.com/tealou</a>

Free

A token gesture because you believe in me and want to read my stuff and buy me a virtual coffee.

Tree Fiddy

You like what I do, and want me to keep doing it. You don't want access to anything, and just want to show me you care with a little something extra.

The Friend Zone

If you think I'm brave, or that you could never do this, and are watching the world burn whilst everyone gets cancelled... honestly the least you can do is help out those that risk their lives speaking up. I will offer you absolution in exchange for money. ;-)

Silent and Afraid but Supportive

This is the tier where you get access to my professional course content. It's less sweary and a bit more structured. Details to come.

Teach Me, Lady.

You love me and want to see me happy and creating content, because I make you laugh, or something else that is none of my business.

Rich and bored and maybe perverted

You get to have an opinion on what I say, whether I swear, or have me care if you're offended or whatever. Also, Jesus bots can pay me to find Jesus.

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