masterlist
in progress. older fics make me weep with shame.
♣ tweet fic masterlist ♣
part 1 | part 2 | part 3
EXO
oneshots
♣ = favourites
♤ selective vip | NC-17 | sehun/jongin
→ sehun has shitty friends who force him into a host club on his 18th birthday. he's not even legal. but then again, neither is the host.
♤ pretenses unhinged | rockband!au | R | luhan/jongin
→ jongin’s whole life is a carefully choreographed performance.
♤ don't get k.o'ed and you'll be o.k | pg | kyungsoo/jongin
→ joonmyun always warned that too much gaming can be detrimental to your health. maybe it's time to take his advice to heart. | kaisoo get sucked into the world of the iphone game.
♤ the spirit of adventure | pg | jongin/baekhyun, jongin/baekhyun/chanyeol
→ up!au
♣ minute | pg | luhan/jongin
→ if jongin had to put a face to perfection, luhan would be it.
♤ someday your prince will come | pg-13 | kris/chanyeol
→ faced with a marked demise, prince wufan sets off to find his one true love to break the curse but nothing ever goes the way it seems.
♤ the trap and orbit of you | NC-17 | kris/jongin/luhan
→ wufan wants and needs and gets confused when luhan meddles.
♣ take you on a magikarpet ride | g |
→ pokemon au. trainer!kyungsoo ft pokemon!lukai
♣ if you were any hotter, you'll make us all go extinct | pg | chanyeol/kris, chanyeol/kyungsoo
→ dinosaur au. chanyeol is a deinonychus in love with kyungsoo the velociraptor. that's not good. also features bff!kris!
♤ the tries of the guardians | g | Contains minor spoilers
→ ROTG au. chen frost, luhan the footh fairy, santa suho, sandman xiumin and kris the easter bunny. and kid!sehun.
♤ penny for your tooth? | g | chanyeol/baekhyun
→ toothfairy!au. baekhyun is a tooth fairy out to get chanyeol's teeth.
♤ agent under(the)cover(s) | pg | luhan/jongin
→ pop star by day, secret agent by night. this really isn’t what it seems.
♤ a few steps shy of heracles | pg | bandfic
→ exo k participates in the idol sports competition. zeus would not be pleased.
♤ project sm | pg | bandfic, kris/joonmyun
→ pokemon au. all sm idols are actually dittos trained to become what their trainers want
♤ exo kids | pg | bandfic
→ exo k as the kids in the daycare run by exo m.
♤ illuminated hearts | pg | jongin/baekhyun
→ this is the story about how the boy who lives in darkness and the boy who guards the light fell in love.
♣ of pipe dreams and reclamation | r | jongin/luhan, sehun/luhan
→ in which luhan tries to reclaim jongin, and jongin tries to reclaim his dignity. (alternatively: luhan drags jongin to china to show him the taste of home.) written for
kpop_olymfics.
♤ ellipsis | pg | jongin/chanyeol
→ jongin’s world is made of numbers, until chanyeol comes in and messes it up. written forrunandgun
♣ cloudy with a chance of balls | r | jongin/joonmyun
→ joonmyun is an enthusiastic weatherman at EXO news, which unbeknownst to him, will soon undergo a transformation into EXO Naked News.
♤ fate and fade | pg | jongin/luhan
→ Jongin finds first loves. Lu Han wants to find his first love. Inspired by/partly based on the 2010 K-movie Finding Mr. Destiny.
♤ paw at your heart | pt-13 | jongin/luhan/chanyeol
→College bros Chanlu find an abandoned puppy boy named Jongin. Jongin is needy and clingy and wants lots of group hugs. Lu Han does not want to hug Chanyeol. Well then.
♤ the stars in your eyes | pg | jongin/baekhyun
→mama powers au! baekhyun just wants to be jongin’s friend in the most non-threatening way possible. unfortunately, jongin is easily startled and can teleport.
♤ time flies (but you keep breaking its wings) | pg-13 | luhan/minseok, luhan/kai
→future!au - ten years later, luhan is still going in circles, but no one anchors him down as well as that one group mate.
♣ what’s for dinner (i hope it’s me) | pg-13 | jongin/baekhyun
→vampire!au. baekhyun wants kyungsoo to eat him. no seriously, why won’t kyungsoo eat him.
♤ don't need the universe (when i have you) | pg-13 | chanyeol/jongin
→a whirlwind fic for a whirlwind romance.
♤ for goodness cakes | g | chanyeol/jongin
→jongin orders a welcome cupcake to be delivered to his new roommate, chanyeol, but the store mixes up the orders.
♣ just rite | g | chanyeol/jongin
→jongin goes to the wrong wedding hall and is too mortified to move. chanyeol adopts him as his +1
♤ take the helm | g | chanyeol/kyungsoo
→it goes like this: chanyeol writes a song and brings it to kyungsoo. kyungsoo critiques it and together, they make it better.
♣ apartment 520 | g | chanyeol/jongin
→every thursday, a love letter arrives in the mailbox of apartment 520. too bad the intended receiver has long moved away.
♤ collar me surprised | pg | chanyeol/jongdae
→it's pretty ruff to have your best friend suddenly grow distant from you, so jongdae gets to the bottom of the tail.
♤ will work for hugs | g | chanyeol/jongin
→basically one punch man: employment edition. jongin is destined for greatness but all he wants to be is average.
♤ vocal colour | g | baekhyun/kyungsoo
→synesthesia!au kyungsoo sees colours in voices and notes.
♤ every angel has wings | g | chanyeol/jongin
→monster!au jongin goes for his first Halloween and meets chanyeol
♤ a home in you | g | chanyeol/jongin
→hybrid!au chanyeol meets a kitten at the shelter and refuses to go home without him.
drabbles
♤ how jongin met luhan | pg |
→ three ways jongin met luhan
♤ bring the boys out | pg | bandfic
→ jongin finds out about the details of their special stage for sbs's gayo daejun later than the rest.
♤ seoulfulness fill | R | luhan/jongin
→ prompt: kabe-don
♤ four drabbles | pg | krishan, lukai, xiuhan
→ fansite!au, among others
♤ tweet fic | pg | kaiyeol, lukai, krisoo, sukai
→ teaser-inspired, hs!au
chaptered
merpuppy au
i) fish are friends not food | g | chanyeol/jongin
→ chankai hybrid merpuppy au. sorta based off @keuroket’s merpuppy jongin thing. jongin is a puppy hybrid that turns into a merpuppy if you add water. so + water and poof gone is the fluffy waggy tail and human legs and hello, sushi
ii) in with the tide | g | chanyeol/jongin
→ chanyeol learns how to interact with jongin.
high school au
i) the hard life of kim joonmyeon | g | joonmyun, luhan, jongin
→ joonmyeon is the head prefect and dorm leader at exo high. jongin is a boy with many complaints.
♣ you set me on fire, baby | pg-13 | luhan/jongin, luhan/kris
→ in which luhan literally sets kris on fire. but not really.
iii) personal boundaries do not exist when you're kim jongin | pg-13 | luhan/kris, jongin/joonmyun
→ jongin faces the reality of a dating krishan, and exploits joonmyeon's sincerity.
iv) love is but an auction of the heart | pg-13 | jongin/joonmyun
→ jongin goes to lengths to win joonmyun's heart, but love comes at a cost. literally.
v) epilogue / let's get s-naked | pg/pg-13 | jongin/joonmyun, luhan/kris
→ filled requests!
vii) ♤ backstory | pg | sukai
→ jongin/joonmyun backstory
BANGTAN
♤ inhale, exhale and the moments in between | g | yoongi/jimin
→ fluff ficlet
♤ quo non ascendam | pg-13 | gen, suga-centric
→Mutant!band au. Down here in the slums, 20 doesn't seem much different from 19 when simply surviving is the biggest thing to celebrate each day.
BEAST
♤ believe | g | doojoon/junhyung
→ junhyung thinks he must not be the cool joker he calls himself, because cool jokers don't melt at the sound of another's voice.
♤ shell | g | hyunseung/junhyung
→ inspired by wongfu production's short film
♤ onetwothree | g | doojoon/yoseob
→ drabble. doojoon takes care of a sick yoseob.
2PM
♤ time to call on the minions | g | bandfic, junsu-focus
→ the reason why junsu is so fluent in english as shown by his tweets? he's secretly a mob boss.
♤ the formation of hope | g | band fic
→ a new boyband is being formed, they whisper to one another between breaks for singing sessions, dancing lessons, language classes. could it be me?
♤ walk with you | g | junho/wooyoung
→ it's kind of hard, knowing your best friend is in when you're not, no matter how hard you try. (it wasn't wooyoung's dream, he thinks selfishly sometimes. it was my dream first)
♤ three drabbles | g | nichkhun/wooyoung
SUPER JUNIOR
♤ why kibum is a no show | g | kibum/donghae
→ eight reasons why kibum has gone mia and one donghae who tries to help.
♤ supernova and shooting stars | pg | donghae/kyuhyun, side!doojoon/junho (beast/2pm)
→ kyuhyun and donghae are stars. not i-lipsync-on-tv-therefore-i'm-famous kind of star, but twinkle-twinkle-little-star.
CROSSOVERS/OTHERS
2pm/beast
♤ the boy who leapt through time | pg | doojoon/junho
→ loosely based on the girl who leapt through time (時をかける少女)
superjunior/epik high
♤ kisses in the spotlight | pg | tablo/hyukjae
→ two ficlets
♤ tonight i can write the saddest lines | pg | tablo/hyukjae
→ hyukjae finds out about the marriage.
multiple
♤ the befallen club | pg-13 | jaebum, jyj, hankyung + their respective original groups
→ in an ideal world, this is how it pans out.
OTHERS
♤ drama:white christmas
구석괴물 monster in the corner | g |
→ jaekyu 2nd pov
♤ group: big bang
bright lights and superstars | pg | seungri
→ drabble
♤ group: dalmatian
long day | g | inati/dayday
→ intae is tired and david worries too much.
♣ tweet fic masterlist ♣
part 1 | part 2 | part 3
EXO
oneshots
♣ = favourites
♤ selective vip | NC-17 | sehun/jongin
→ sehun has shitty friends who force him into a host club on his 18th birthday. he's not even legal. but then again, neither is the host.
♤ pretenses unhinged | rockband!au | R | luhan/jongin
→ jongin’s whole life is a carefully choreographed performance.
♤ don't get k.o'ed and you'll be o.k | pg | kyungsoo/jongin
→ joonmyun always warned that too much gaming can be detrimental to your health. maybe it's time to take his advice to heart. | kaisoo get sucked into the world of the iphone game.
♤ the spirit of adventure | pg | jongin/baekhyun, jongin/baekhyun/chanyeol
→ up!au
♣ minute | pg | luhan/jongin
→ if jongin had to put a face to perfection, luhan would be it.
♤ someday your prince will come | pg-13 | kris/chanyeol
→ faced with a marked demise, prince wufan sets off to find his one true love to break the curse but nothing ever goes the way it seems.
♤ the trap and orbit of you | NC-17 | kris/jongin/luhan
→ wufan wants and needs and gets confused when luhan meddles.
♣ take you on a magikarpet ride | g |
→ pokemon au. trainer!kyungsoo ft pokemon!lukai
♣ if you were any hotter, you'll make us all go extinct | pg | chanyeol/kris, chanyeol/kyungsoo
→ dinosaur au. chanyeol is a deinonychus in love with kyungsoo the velociraptor. that's not good. also features bff!kris!
♤ the tries of the guardians | g | Contains minor spoilers
→ ROTG au. chen frost, luhan the footh fairy, santa suho, sandman xiumin and kris the easter bunny. and kid!sehun.
♤ penny for your tooth? | g | chanyeol/baekhyun
→ toothfairy!au. baekhyun is a tooth fairy out to get chanyeol's teeth.
♤ agent under(the)cover(s) | pg | luhan/jongin
→ pop star by day, secret agent by night. this really isn’t what it seems.
♤ a few steps shy of heracles | pg | bandfic
→ exo k participates in the idol sports competition. zeus would not be pleased.
♤ project sm | pg | bandfic, kris/joonmyun
→ pokemon au. all sm idols are actually dittos trained to become what their trainers want
♤ exo kids | pg | bandfic
→ exo k as the kids in the daycare run by exo m.
♤ illuminated hearts | pg | jongin/baekhyun
→ this is the story about how the boy who lives in darkness and the boy who guards the light fell in love.
♣ of pipe dreams and reclamation | r | jongin/luhan, sehun/luhan
→ in which luhan tries to reclaim jongin, and jongin tries to reclaim his dignity. (alternatively: luhan drags jongin to china to show him the taste of home.) written for
kpop_olymfics.♤ ellipsis | pg | jongin/chanyeol
→ jongin’s world is made of numbers, until chanyeol comes in and messes it up. written for
runandgun♣ cloudy with a chance of balls | r | jongin/joonmyun
→ joonmyun is an enthusiastic weatherman at EXO news, which unbeknownst to him, will soon undergo a transformation into EXO Naked News.
♤ fate and fade | pg | jongin/luhan
→ Jongin finds first loves. Lu Han wants to find his first love. Inspired by/partly based on the 2010 K-movie Finding Mr. Destiny.
♤ paw at your heart | pt-13 | jongin/luhan/chanyeol
→College bros Chanlu find an abandoned puppy boy named Jongin. Jongin is needy and clingy and wants lots of group hugs. Lu Han does not want to hug Chanyeol. Well then.
♤ the stars in your eyes | pg | jongin/baekhyun
→mama powers au! baekhyun just wants to be jongin’s friend in the most non-threatening way possible. unfortunately, jongin is easily startled and can teleport.
♤ time flies (but you keep breaking its wings) | pg-13 | luhan/minseok, luhan/kai
→future!au - ten years later, luhan is still going in circles, but no one anchors him down as well as that one group mate.
♣ what’s for dinner (i hope it’s me) | pg-13 | jongin/baekhyun
→vampire!au. baekhyun wants kyungsoo to eat him. no seriously, why won’t kyungsoo eat him.
♤ don't need the universe (when i have you) | pg-13 | chanyeol/jongin
→a whirlwind fic for a whirlwind romance.
♤ for goodness cakes | g | chanyeol/jongin
→jongin orders a welcome cupcake to be delivered to his new roommate, chanyeol, but the store mixes up the orders.
♣ just rite | g | chanyeol/jongin
→jongin goes to the wrong wedding hall and is too mortified to move. chanyeol adopts him as his +1
♤ take the helm | g | chanyeol/kyungsoo
→it goes like this: chanyeol writes a song and brings it to kyungsoo. kyungsoo critiques it and together, they make it better.
♣ apartment 520 | g | chanyeol/jongin
→every thursday, a love letter arrives in the mailbox of apartment 520. too bad the intended receiver has long moved away.
♤ collar me surprised | pg | chanyeol/jongdae
→it's pretty ruff to have your best friend suddenly grow distant from you, so jongdae gets to the bottom of the tail.
♤ will work for hugs | g | chanyeol/jongin
→basically one punch man: employment edition. jongin is destined for greatness but all he wants to be is average.
♤ vocal colour | g | baekhyun/kyungsoo
→synesthesia!au kyungsoo sees colours in voices and notes.
♤ every angel has wings | g | chanyeol/jongin
→monster!au jongin goes for his first Halloween and meets chanyeol
♤ a home in you | g | chanyeol/jongin
→hybrid!au chanyeol meets a kitten at the shelter and refuses to go home without him.
drabbles
♤ how jongin met luhan | pg |
→ three ways jongin met luhan
♤ bring the boys out | pg | bandfic
→ jongin finds out about the details of their special stage for sbs's gayo daejun later than the rest.
♤ seoulfulness fill | R | luhan/jongin
→ prompt: kabe-don
♤ four drabbles | pg | krishan, lukai, xiuhan
→ fansite!au, among others
♤ tweet fic | pg | kaiyeol, lukai, krisoo, sukai
→ teaser-inspired, hs!au
chaptered
merpuppy au
i) fish are friends not food | g | chanyeol/jongin
→ chankai hybrid merpuppy au. sorta based off @keuroket’s merpuppy jongin thing. jongin is a puppy hybrid that turns into a merpuppy if you add water. so + water and poof gone is the fluffy waggy tail and human legs and hello, sushi
ii) in with the tide | g | chanyeol/jongin
→ chanyeol learns how to interact with jongin.
high school au
i) the hard life of kim joonmyeon | g | joonmyun, luhan, jongin
→ joonmyeon is the head prefect and dorm leader at exo high. jongin is a boy with many complaints.
♣ you set me on fire, baby | pg-13 | luhan/jongin, luhan/kris
→ in which luhan literally sets kris on fire. but not really.
iii) personal boundaries do not exist when you're kim jongin | pg-13 | luhan/kris, jongin/joonmyun
→ jongin faces the reality of a dating krishan, and exploits joonmyeon's sincerity.
iv) love is but an auction of the heart | pg-13 | jongin/joonmyun
→ jongin goes to lengths to win joonmyun's heart, but love comes at a cost. literally.
v) epilogue / let's get s-naked | pg/pg-13 | jongin/joonmyun, luhan/kris
→ filled requests!
vii) ♤ backstory | pg | sukai
→ jongin/joonmyun backstory
BANGTAN
♤ inhale, exhale and the moments in between | g | yoongi/jimin
→ fluff ficlet
♤ quo non ascendam | pg-13 | gen, suga-centric
→Mutant!band au. Down here in the slums, 20 doesn't seem much different from 19 when simply surviving is the biggest thing to celebrate each day.
BEAST
♤ believe | g | doojoon/junhyung
→ junhyung thinks he must not be the cool joker he calls himself, because cool jokers don't melt at the sound of another's voice.
♤ shell | g | hyunseung/junhyung
→ inspired by wongfu production's short film
♤ onetwothree | g | doojoon/yoseob
→ drabble. doojoon takes care of a sick yoseob.
2PM
♤ time to call on the minions | g | bandfic, junsu-focus
→ the reason why junsu is so fluent in english as shown by his tweets? he's secretly a mob boss.
♤ the formation of hope | g | band fic
→ a new boyband is being formed, they whisper to one another between breaks for singing sessions, dancing lessons, language classes. could it be me?
♤ walk with you | g | junho/wooyoung
→ it's kind of hard, knowing your best friend is in when you're not, no matter how hard you try. (it wasn't wooyoung's dream, he thinks selfishly sometimes. it was my dream first)
♤ three drabbles | g | nichkhun/wooyoung
SUPER JUNIOR
♤ why kibum is a no show | g | kibum/donghae
→ eight reasons why kibum has gone mia and one donghae who tries to help.
♤ supernova and shooting stars | pg | donghae/kyuhyun, side!doojoon/junho (beast/2pm)
→ kyuhyun and donghae are stars. not i-lipsync-on-tv-therefore-i'm-famous kind of star, but twinkle-twinkle-little-star.
CROSSOVERS/OTHERS
2pm/beast
♤ the boy who leapt through time | pg | doojoon/junho
→ loosely based on the girl who leapt through time (時をかける少女)
superjunior/epik high
♤ kisses in the spotlight | pg | tablo/hyukjae
→ two ficlets
♤ tonight i can write the saddest lines | pg | tablo/hyukjae
→ hyukjae finds out about the marriage.
multiple
♤ the befallen club | pg-13 | jaebum, jyj, hankyung + their respective original groups
→ in an ideal world, this is how it pans out.
OTHERS
♤ drama:white christmas
구석괴물 monster in the corner | g |
→ jaekyu 2nd pov
♤ group: big bang
bright lights and superstars | pg | seungri
→ drabble
♤ group: dalmatian
long day | g | inati/dayday
→ intae is tired and david worries too much.