Paedophile

Tired

2009-04-01T18:36:37Z

I would prefer that my tax dollars pay for Octumom's 38 children than hear about her anymore.

paedophile @ 2008-11-04T16:33:00

2008-11-04T21:33:55Z

Dear God, please don't let McCain and that inbred Palin win this election.

That is all.

Hmm

2007-08-20T03:07:13Z

After all the controversy around fanfiction, fandom, or whatever the hell those weirdos call themselves, why is it that someone who draws Harry Potter doing a horse is banned from LJ, but someone like me is still here?

Wow.

Morons

2006-12-17T07:49:59Z

Some of these nutbags crack me up. I was looking at rainbowmommy2's post in a community where she wrote:

I'm going to breastfeed. I'm doing cloth diapers. I am anti-circumcision. I believe in dicipline. And I am very pro adoption for those who feel they can't handle a child. I'm anti-abortion, because so many people think that it is okay to have MANY abortions, instead of get a free bag of condoms from planned parenthood."

Where do people get this kind of crap?

It makes me wonder if they really think that every woman who has ever had an abortion has had 324 of them. It couldn't be that their birth control failed. Or that they were raped/molested. And those free condoms from Planned Parenthood are incapable of breaking. Therefore, since the average woman typically gets an abortion once a month or so, we should definitely do away with them.

Dumbass.

Ironically, she was 16 when her 20-year-old boyfriend knocked her up. But that doesn't stop her from judging others.

paedophile @ 2006-06-20T22:32:00

2006-06-21T02:30:17Z

So, who should I play with now?

paedophile @ 2005-06-23T21:50:00

2005-06-23T18:47:41Z

I think I may need some new friends.

Some of you are ok, but some of you might have to get rotated out.

Not sure how I'm going to do this yet, but I'll figure it out over the next couple of days.

Rule 1: If you've previously begged me to remove you, chances are you'll still be here next week.

paedophile @ 2005-05-29T21:38:00

2005-05-29T18:38:34Z

I was browsing communities today and noticed that scarletk8 had spammed several of the communities for central Florida with links to a petition opposing the banning of pit bulls in Denver, Colorado.

Now, I've never been known for accusing people of being intelligent, but either she posted in the wrong community, or the bitch just simply failed Geography in high school.

I'm voting with the latter.

No surprise there.

Edit: Let's not forget her little inbred friend, rockit_grl, who shows up to compare a ban on pit bulls with the holocaust. Why does some dumbass always have to try to link any government restriction on the holocaust?

paedophile @ 2005-04-29T17:49:00

2005-04-29T14:50:18Z

moebius8 came to my journal and left this request.

You guys be sure to keep an eye out.

Nevermind. She returned safely. Little hoodlum.

paedophile @ 2005-04-18T17:32:00

2005-04-18T14:35:14Z

My new friend, terriblelynne, stopped by today to let me know that some of her friends were made to feel uncomfortable by my username.

Obviously, that's completely absurd and unnecessary, and I let her know that she could tell all of her friends to think of me as "Bob", which would make the courting period much easier.

I figured they probably were uneasy because they didn't know me, so I decided to friend some of them to put the introductions into motion.

I love meeting new people!

paedophile @ 2005-04-15T21:33:00

2005-04-15T18:32:44Z

I would totally do Terri Shiavo's sister.

paedophile @ 2005-04-08T17:10:00

2005-04-08T14:10:56Z

Another case of missing self-identity: chrissbabygirl

I think it's safe to say there's a direct correlation between young stupid kids and the inability to be your own person to the extent you need to be someone else's possession.

At least she posted pictures of her pregnant belly for that fetish I was accused of having.

Oh, and one more thing: If any of you are feeling philanthropic lately, perhaps you could help out _s0unl0v3d. Her family is poor and cannot afford a new keyboard for her computer. It appears as though the 'a' key has gone out and she cannot type the word 'and' now. Please send help!

paedophile @ 2005-04-03T11:01:00

2005-04-03T08:02:29Z

This is why people like lemon_drop61803 should be deprived of air. What kind of stupid bitch runs around spamming LJ with her community ad and then acts surprised when people get pissed off about it?

paedophile @ 2005-04-02T12:04:00

2005-04-02T09:07:23Z

Here's another real winner: chrisz_babii

Illiterate idiot writes:

okay so it looks like i qot alot of beef wit people on livejournal .. but since i talked to someone who was very informative it seems to me that the people i think are cool wit me have a lot of shit to say bout me behind my back but u kno wut its all qood i really dont care .. to all the people that have shit to say bout me i wanna say fuck u .. i am 20 years old i dont have time for ur pety bullshit .. i dont need no little qirls born in 1988 tellinq me my man is uqly nd my rinq came from QVC or a 50¢ machine` i kno my man loves me` nd all ur bullshit doesnt phase me so stop wastinq ur time .. all of u are jealous nd wish u had my life .. another thinq` dont come at me with stupid shit tellinq me i need a dictonary nd i type like a 9 year old` bitch i can type however the fuck i want i dont need u to tell me anythinq .. im a qrown ass woman` i have a wonderful fiance nd a beautiful dauqhter i could care less wut u say nd i have no time for that .. so jus leave me the fuck alone im done with ur bullshit .. im too old to play these childish qames especially on the fuckin computer .. i kno im a qood person nd thas all that matters .. so fuck off .. thanks =]

Gosh, where to start!

I find it amusing that people who can't spell post these long dramatic entries denouncing everyone as immature and how they are too old to play childish games (especially on the computer), but yet they feel the need to write these silly rants on their el-jay.

We should all have a group prayer that someone intelligent kidnaps her child and raises it with some common sense. Maybe they could give the kid back to her at age 15 or 16 and it could mentor her.

And thank you to ______bonafide for pointing this one out!

paedophile @ 2005-03-09T18:45:00

2005-03-09T15:45:57Z

So, I ask you: How would it make you feel?

paedophile @ 2005-03-06T00:03:00

2005-03-05T21:03:50Z

How fucking dumb can one girl get?

paedophile @ 2005-03-04T19:42:00

2005-03-04T16:42:48Z

Check out the nips!

Though, I must say that she should probably use cocoa butter or something on the marks.

paedophile @ 2005-03-03T20:34:00

2005-03-03T17:36:57Z

I was browsing userinfo pages today.

Check out this userinfo. This idiot is actually breeding. Think her offspring will spell better than she does? Not much of a goal, I suppose.

Here's the ditz's other journal's userinfo. We should start a rating community for the most illiterate userinfo. She could get stamped twice.

It's unfortunate that people like this can produce offspring. Our future is fucked by product of bad parenting and poor education.

paedophile @ 2005-03-03T20:27:00

2005-03-03T17:29:44Z

Since xxsmeltzxx was nice enough to post my name everywhere, I realized that she has a 'crush' on me. Rather than get her suspended, I checked out my new friend's journal. Turns out some of her friends are just downright cool. So I added a bunch of them. I love meeting new people.

http://www.livejournal.com/community/motherstobe/193883.html
http://www.livejournal.com/community/may2005/61271.html
http://www.livejournal.com/community/babiesof2005/82323.html
http://www.livejournal.com/community/hellobaby_2005/15800.html
http://www.livejournal.com/community/teenmommies2/17330.html

paedophile @ 2005-03-02T21:18:00

2005-03-02T18:23:02Z

Hey, I have a new girlfriend! Well, maybe not a girlfriend. But she's asking me for sex! Hawt!

It was actually a pure shot of luck that we met. Apparently she thinks I'm in her community. Perhaps I shouldn't hit on her friends until I see where this goes.

I have a picture of her on my desktop in a white tanktop. I'd point you guys to it, but right after she gave it to me, she protected the entry. I guess so that only she and I can see it. I don't know. Maybe later?

Absolutely lovely!

paedophile @ 2005-02-10T19:22:00

2005-02-10T16:24:37Z

I have a new friend, buddha_cheese. She's a chunky goth vampire.

Check out her interests: "anal penetration, anal stimulation"

My kind of chick!

paedophile @ 2004-12-31T15:15:00

2004-12-31T12:15:04Z

Happy New Year.

paedophile @ 2004-10-10T16:59:00

2004-10-10T14:03:17Z

My roommate pointed me to this nitwit, tingilya, earlier today and I left a comment in her journal.

I just got an email from her:

Dear whoever you are,
Your comment that its harder for girls to keep their legs closed today is not true. I am 28 years old and have managed to retain my virginity because I have only had anal sex with guys I dated when I was younger. That proves right there that your claim is untrue. It is very possible.

And stop using the word "FETUS". They're all babies, from the moment of conception.

In Christ,
Danielle

Sounds kind of freaky to me! Maybe she's my kind of girl!!

paedophile @ 2004-09-10T10:21:00

2004-09-10T07:21:29Z

Hey, look! Hot pregnant chicks!

pretty_prego
_hot_mamas

Yummy!

Not very intelligent.

2004-07-24T14:19:33Z

lusciousapril: you have had me added to your list for alomost over a year now, I'm never going to add you back might as well remove me. It's your waste of time not mine!

BUMP

2004-06-06T19:55:44Z