SINCE YOU INSIST

Hannah: kanaya is handing out asses like she is head caterer at an ass convention goddamn
Hannah: holdin' her lil tray
Hannah: goin around
Hannah: distributing asses
Squeak: charging you a heinous fucking amount
Hannah: yep.
Hannah: wearing like, a jaunty little cap?
Hannah: and each ass has a fancy fucking toothpick in it.
Squeak: and these chumps are just
Squeak: lining the fuck up
Hannah: I think you should LJ this
Squeak: akhfdgdfg
Squeak: perhaps
Hannah: I would but like 2 people on my flist read homestuck
Squeak: lmfao
Hannah: so you should do it.
Hannah: >>
Squeak: ilu!
Hannah: I am really actually going to bed now for serious
Hannah: BUT YOU SHOULD
Hannah: BECAUSE WE'RE FUNNY
Squeak: akjdhgdfkgjh
Squeak: YES WE ARE
Hannah: PLEAAAASE
Squeak: MAYBE!!!
Hannah: 8(
Hannah: ITS MY BIRTHDAY SOON!!!
Squeak: askjhfgkjdhfg
Squeak: I KNOW IT IS CHUCKLEPOB
Squeak: I KNOW
Hannah: hsdlfgdfs 8(
Hannah: youre so meaaaann!!!
Squeak: maybe when i can be assed i will lj that and the conversation about Growing Up Karkat
Hannah: gsdjlfgfdls
Hannah: yes good plan!!!!
Hannah: then everyone will know how hilarious we are!!! >D


also this i guess
The How's My Driving? Meme


also also, thank you for your various insights about bleeding
I am dubious about putting lady hormones in me for no really good reason i guess but yeah idk
also I have been really denial-y about acknowledging that this is even a thing that happens to me, more or less since it started happening? i have always had the irrational assumption in mind that it is a temporary thing whose regular occurrence will cease sooner rather than later
which is a bit silly but there you go