Mirror, Mirror (the how to be bad remix)

Title: How To Be Bad
Episode Remixed: 2 x 04
Author: ninety6tears
Rating: R
Warnings: mild violence, dirty mouths,...crackiness?
Characters/Pairings: Uhura, Kirk, McCoy, Scotty, mirror!Spock. Very gen Kirk/Uhura.
Word Count: ~15400 (in 2 parts)
Summary: Only Jim Kirk could turn bucking the everyday evils of a tyrannical empire into a bonding experience.