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  <title>i mistook him for a cockroach</title>
  <subtitle>it was an honest mistake, i swear</subtitle>
  <author>
    <name>Belphegor</name>
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  <updated>2009-03-22T04:19:11Z</updated>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:oopscockroach:2041</id>
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    <title>[rl:] squalo; "welcome home." [open to all varia.]</title>
    <published>2009-03-22T04:19:11Z</published>
    <updated>2009-03-22T04:19:11Z</updated>
    <category term="!superbi squalo"/>
    <category term="annoying squalo is my favourite hobby"/>
    <category term="something bad is about to happen"/>
    <category term="stupid squalo"/>
    <category term="[rl]"/>
    <content type="html">&lt;font size="1"&gt;[sleeping curled up on Squalo's bed with the slightly torn-up sheets tangled around his legs. the room is surprisingly untouched aside from a few frustrated stab-holes in the mattress. as it is, Bel just got sick of being annoyed and mopey eventually, and fell asleep in the other's room. it's hard to say whether or not he'd wake up from the door being opened; he's pretty unpredictable like that, after all.]&lt;/font&gt;</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:oopscockroach:1581</id>
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    <title>quattro: another silly meme~</title>
    <published>2008-09-20T12:52:13Z</published>
    <updated>2008-09-20T12:52:13Z</updated>
    <category term="can&amp;apos;t beat me~"/>
    <category term="belphegor is a tag whore"/>
    <category term="bow to your prince"/>
    <category term="fuck yeah i&amp;apos;m a princely prince"/>
    <category term="i am the bestest ever"/>
    <category term="ushishishi!"/>
    <category term="memes are stupid"/>
    <content type="html">&lt;a href="http://www.bunkbeds.net/velociraptor/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"&gt; &lt;span style="display: none;"&gt;I could survive for&lt;/span&gt; 1 minute, 38 seconds &lt;span style="display: none;"&gt;chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ri~di~cu~lous~~ Ushishishi! I bet I could kill a velociraptor easily~ It couldn't possibly beat a prince!&lt;br /&gt;</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:oopscockroach:1188</id>
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    <title>tres: everybody's doing it~</title>
    <published>2008-08-08T23:55:42Z</published>
    <updated>2008-08-08T23:55:42Z</updated>
    <category term="belphegor is a tag whore"/>
    <category term="squalo is so funny"/>
    <category term="something bad is about to happen"/>
    <category term="memes are stupid"/>
    <category term="better start running squalo"/>
    <category term="some memes are fun though"/>
    <content type="html">&lt;table style="BORDER-RIGHT: gray 1px solid; BORDER-TOP: gray 1px solid; FONT: 12px arial, verdana, sans-serif; BORDER-LEFT: gray 1px solid; WIDTH: 320px; BORDER-BOTTOM: gray 1px solid; BACKGROUND-COLOR: white"&gt;&lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td style="PADDING-RIGHT: 5px; PADDING-LEFT: 5px; BACKGROUND: white; PADDING-BOTTOM: 5px; COLOR: black; PADDING-TOP: 5px" colspan="2"&gt;&lt;b style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 8px; FONT: bold 20px &amp;apos;Times New Roman&amp;apos;, serif"&gt;How will I die?&lt;/b&gt; &lt;div style="font-size:16px;margin-bottom:4px"&gt;Your Result: &lt;b&gt;You will die in a nuclear holocaust.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="border-right:black 1px solid;border-top:black 1px solid;background:white;border-left:black 1px solid;width:200px;border-bottom:black 1px solid"&gt;&lt;div style="font-size:8px;background:red;width:90%;line-height:8px"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;p style="BORDER-RIGHT: medium none; BORDER-TOP: medium none; BACKGROUND: white; MARGIN: 10px; BORDER-LEFT: medium none; COLOR: black; BORDER-BOTTOM: medium none"&gt;The country responsible will be an unexpected one. I hope that you will be close to the epicenter of the explosion. Radiation is terrible. Your death, however, will always be remembered.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td style="PADDING-RIGHT: 3px; PADDING-LEFT: 3px; BACKGROUND: white; PADDING-BOTTOM: 3px; COLOR: black; PADDING-TOP: 3px"&gt;You will die of boredom.&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style="PADDING-RIGHT: 3px; PADDING-LEFT: 3px; BACKGROUND: white; PADDING-BOTTOM: 3px; PADDING-TOP: 3px"&gt;&lt;div style="border-right:black 1px solid;border-top:black 1px solid;margin-top:4px;background:white;border-left:black 1px solid;width:100px;border-bottom:black 1px solid"&gt;&lt;div style="font-size:8px;background:red;width:78%;line-height:8px"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td style="PADDING-RIGHT: 3px; PADDING-LEFT: 3px; BACKGROUND: white; PADDING-BOTTOM: 3px; COLOR: black; PADDING-TOP: 3px"&gt;You will die in a car accident.&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style="PADDING-RIGHT: 3px; PADDING-LEFT: 3px; BACKGROUND: white; PADDING-BOTTOM: 3px; PADDING-TOP: 3px"&gt;&lt;div style="border-right:black 1px solid;border-top:black 1px solid;margin-top:4px;background:white;border-left:black 1px solid;width:100px;border-bottom:black 1px solid"&gt;&lt;div style="font-size:8px;background:red;width:73%;line-height:8px"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td style="PADDING-RIGHT: 3px; PADDING-LEFT: 3px; BACKGROUND: white; PADDING-BOTTOM: 3px; COLOR: black; PADDING-TOP: 3px"&gt;You will die while having sex.&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style="PADDING-RIGHT: 3px; PADDING-LEFT: 3px; BACKGROUND: white; PADDING-BOTTOM: 3px; PADDING-TOP: 3px"&gt;&lt;div style="border-right:black 1px solid;border-top:black 1px solid;margin-top:4px;background:white;border-left:black 1px solid;width:100px;border-bottom:black 1px solid"&gt;&lt;div style="font-size:8px;background:red;width:65%;line-height:8px"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td style="PADDING-RIGHT: 3px; PADDING-LEFT: 3px; BACKGROUND: white; PADDING-BOTTOM: 3px; COLOR: black; PADDING-TOP: 3px"&gt;You will be murdered.&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style="PADDING-RIGHT: 3px; PADDING-LEFT: 3px; BACKGROUND: white; PADDING-BOTTOM: 3px; PADDING-TOP: 3px"&gt;&lt;div style="border-right:black 1px solid;border-top:black 1px solid;margin-top:4px;background:white;border-left:black 1px solid;width:100px;border-bottom:black 1px solid"&gt;&lt;div style="font-size:8px;background:red;width:57%;line-height:8px"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td style="PADDING-RIGHT: 3px; PADDING-LEFT: 3px; BACKGROUND: white; PADDING-BOTTOM: 3px; COLOR: black; PADDING-TOP: 3px"&gt;You will die from a terminal illness.&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style="PADDING-RIGHT: 3px; PADDING-LEFT: 3px; BACKGROUND: white; PADDING-BOTTOM: 3px; PADDING-TOP: 3px"&gt;&lt;div style="border-right:black 1px solid;border-top:black 1px solid;margin-top:4px;background:white;border-left:black 1px solid;width:100px;border-bottom:black 1px solid"&gt;&lt;div style="font-size:8px;background:red;width:45%;line-height:8px"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td style="PADDING-RIGHT: 3px; PADDING-LEFT: 3px; BACKGROUND: white; PADDING-BOTTOM: 3px; COLOR: black; PADDING-TOP: 3px"&gt;You will die in your sleep.&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style="PADDING-RIGHT: 3px; PADDING-LEFT: 3px; BACKGROUND: white; PADDING-BOTTOM: 3px; PADDING-TOP: 3px"&gt;&lt;div style="border-right:black 1px solid;border-top:black 1px solid;margin-top:4px;background:white;border-left:black 1px solid;width:100px;border-bottom:black 1px solid"&gt;&lt;div style="font-size:8px;background:red;width:38%;line-height:8px"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td style="PADDING-RIGHT: 3px; PADDING-LEFT: 3px; BACKGROUND: white; PADDING-BOTTOM: 3px; COLOR: black; PADDING-TOP: 3px"&gt;You will die while saving someone's life.&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style="PADDING-RIGHT: 3px; PADDING-LEFT: 3px; BACKGROUND: white; PADDING-BOTTOM: 3px; PADDING-TOP: 3px"&gt;&lt;div style="border-right:black 1px solid;border-top:black 1px solid;margin-top:4px;background:white;border-left:black 1px solid;width:100px;border-bottom:black 1px solid"&gt;&lt;div style="font-size:8px;background:red;width:38%;line-height:8px"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td style="PADDING-RIGHT: 8px; PADDING-LEFT: 8px; PADDING-BOTTOM: 8px; PADDING-TOP: 8px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" colspan="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.gotoquiz.com/how_will_i_die" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"&gt;&lt;b&gt;How will I die?&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.gotoquiz.com/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"&gt;Create a Quiz&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;br /&gt;Aa, at least it's not too boring~ Ushishishi, how funny, I almost got the "death by boredom" result.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'm coming back from my mission in Japan~! Squa~lo, I bought you some things too!</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:oopscockroach:808</id>
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    <title>duo: ... well.</title>
    <published>2008-06-28T03:41:58Z</published>
    <updated>2008-06-29T04:07:59Z</updated>
    <category term="can&amp;apos;t beat me~"/>
    <category term="belphegor is a tag whore"/>
    <category term="bow to your prince"/>
    <category term="silly bomb-brat"/>
    <category term="i am the bestest ever"/>
    <category term="yeah i&amp;apos;m such a bitch"/>
    <content type="html">That was rather fun, wasn't it~? Ushishishi!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I win &lt;em&gt;again&lt;/em&gt;~~&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;font size="1"&gt;[ he went and beat Gokudera |Db ]&lt;/font&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:oopscockroach:758</id>
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    <title>uno : i get a ferrari everybody~~!</title>
    <published>2008-06-13T08:17:07Z</published>
    <updated>2008-06-13T08:17:07Z</updated>
    <category term="belphegor is a tag whore"/>
    <category term="squalo is so funny"/>
    <category term="hey hey i&amp;apos;m a prince"/>
    <category term="ushishishi!"/>
    <category term="memes are stupid"/>
    <category term="some memes are fun though"/>
    <content type="html">&lt;table style="FONT-SIZE: 12px; BACKGROUND-IMAGE: url(https://imgprx.livejournal.net/24a2a01ccf39f497c2f233a5e4dbf0d289b27a47e0a4d9dd7da6d440934ec0db/P2WlxyVijxKvg25m9sdXUUMdsf-ah7h0yFmVCbdAn9ndvRvbmI6sBUshBVQ4E0xivg1YnS7WXAFCU1gcmlom:F3FyLG1g5QzktP_h4kh_sQ); BACKGROUND-REPEAT: no-repeat; FONT-FAMILY: &amp;apos;Arial&amp;apos;" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" width="350"&gt;&lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td colspan="4"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td align="center" colspan="4"&gt;&lt;a title="eSpin the Bottle" href="http://www.espin.com/index.php?trip=833" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"&gt;&lt;img title="Behold... My Future" height="150" alt="Behold... My Future" width="350" border="0" src="https://imgprx.livejournal.net/115090557d6094d9c612aa775ffdf0afc8a8ab9d76753927fa7408e163cedd11/P2WlxyVijxKvg25m9sdXUUMdsf-ah7h0yFmVCbdAn9ndvRvbmI6sBUshBVQ4E0xivg1YnS7WXAZdCW0YlAw3-ggIgnGNJQ:bsWxMXtLdPGnTS-Z5wkqPA" fetchpriority="high" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td width="25"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td align="right" width="100"&gt;&lt;img height="50" alt="" width="50" src="https://imgprx.livejournal.net/869f64a52b76ac4d6455eb06c8bbf89b5b6022b66c94bd74017bfdb845ff0829/P2WlxyVijxKvg25m9sdXUUMdsf-ah7h0yFmVCbdAn9ndvRvbmI6sBUshBVQ4E0xivg1YnS7WXABXCEEE0x8y-QQS:d5n3pFrv78mmo8mGyhAzlQ" /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style="PADDING-RIGHT: 2px; PADDING-LEFT: 5px" width="193"&gt;I will marry &lt;b&gt;Squalo&lt;/b&gt;.&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td width="25"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td width="25"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td align="right" width="100"&gt;&lt;img height="50" alt="" width="50" src="https://imgprx.livejournal.net/58b493a8f531cf7588766bb04b8f82b0427dc90b936980f5a04f32caa3dd156a/P2WlxyVijxKvg25m9sdXUUMdsf-ah7h0yFmVCbdAn9ndvRvbmI6sBUshBVQ4E0xivg1YnS7WXA9MC1cznhEv5ggIgnGNJQ:fHQIESTzjfL-58sQpk3P9A" /&gt;&lt;img height="50" alt="" width="50" src="https://imgprx.livejournal.net/cb18fc6e2f057fa17d12d0fbde14feaee548ffb6c1fcb70488c9a0a1efb31f66/P2WlxyVijxKvg25m9sdXUUMdsf-ah7h0yFmVCbdAn9ndvRvbmI6sBUshBVQ4E0xivg1YnS7WXA9MC1czlRcu7ENBjH7JevQ:1lvCfm2LxTHVHetVKz26ZQ" /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style="PADDING-RIGHT: 2px; PADDING-LEFT: 5px" width="193"&gt;After a wild honeymoon, We will settle down in &lt;b&gt;Italy&lt;/b&gt; in our fabulous &lt;b&gt;Mansion&lt;/b&gt;.&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td width="25"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td width="25"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td align="right" width="100"&gt;&lt;img height="50" alt="" width="50" src="https://imgprx.livejournal.net/b5cde775726c51a76941d6383b4cedce4a05a9e4efa52a6537f95470aa18b5a2/P2WlxyVijxKvg25m9sdXUUMdsf-ah7h0yFmVCbdAn9ndvRvbmI6sBUshBVQ4E0xivg1YnS7WXAhMGUFCmhE9vVs:E1uFvl4SZOeD5u3rAf-Xfg" /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style="PADDING-RIGHT: 2px; PADDING-LEFT: 5px" width="193"&gt;We will have &lt;b&gt;2 kid(s)&lt;/b&gt; together.&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td width="25"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td width="25"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td align="right" width="100"&gt;&lt;img height="50" alt="" width="50" src="https://imgprx.livejournal.net/a9b28d6a0bb0f346b547d64a8ebf0e4c822207a23b2dfefdd4aa21925732df33/P2WlxyVijxKvg25m9sdXUUMdsf-ah7h0yFmVCbdAn9ndvRvbmI6sBUshBVQ4E0xivg1YnS7WXABEDxwLlB554g:Fq8KcrJh7SLHNWIw56wTNA" /&gt;&lt;img height="50" alt="" width="50" src="https://imgprx.livejournal.net/befd53fe56ce7bb5e638a841e58c13ae7064fe78edc22039f59d23ef33a8446e/P2WlxyVijxKvg25m9sdXUUMdsf-ah7h0yFmVCbdAn9ndvRvbmI6sBUshBVQ4E0xivg1YnS7WXABKEV0e0x8y-QQS:HOjSbf4rtdLd7kvH2Uz4MA" /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style="PADDING-RIGHT: 2px; PADDING-LEFT: 5px" width="193"&gt;Our family will zoom around in a &lt;b&gt;Black Ferrari&lt;/b&gt;.&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td width="25"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td align="right" width="100"&gt;&lt;img height="50" alt="" width="50" src="https://imgprx.livejournal.net/0fa7a0f430d62851d278c8b8b6a8c1ece9a482cbf2041916e922796c421d4f4c/P2WlxyVijxKvg25m9sdXUUMdsf-ah7h0yFmVCbdAn9ndvRvbmI6sBUshBVQ4E0xivg1YnS7WXA5KE1cV0x8y-QQS:uPYec2HhUTMuSuf7P-lFgg" /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style="PADDING-RIGHT: 2px; PADDING-LEFT: 5px" width="193"&gt;I will spend my days as a &lt;b&gt;Prince&lt;/b&gt;, and live happily ever after.&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td width="25"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td colspan="4"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td align="center" colspan="4"&gt;&lt;a title="whats your future" href="http://www.espin.com/mash-game.php?trip=833" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"&gt;&lt;img height="33" alt="whats your future" width="163" border="0" src="https://imgprx.livejournal.net/624396cefd3b9553d6203f3c3c2779d82e5c4aadd5816c97e86da6b2e2e77e3f/P2WlxyVijxKvg25m9sdXUUMdsf-ah7h0yFmVCbdAn9ndvRvbmI6sBUshBVQ4E0xivg1YnS7WXBRNHEYzhBcu7VVBjH7JevQ:brKOJygFa6zSit4aaUjGFQ" loading="lazy" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td colspan="4"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img style="VISIBILITY: hidden; WIDTH: 0px; HEIGHT: 0px" height="0" alt="" width="0" border="0" src="https://imgprx.livejournal.net/77f4c634a7b89af8e60ab15f3ab077244e2548fc6c0d327d84efe1b92127fe1b/P2WlxyVijxKvg25m9sdXUUMdsf-ah7h03EGXSaZWncOd9BHTjMDrC0UrT1B-Ekl3v1BQ0x73TjMKH2ZGhTI25ww_v1LWFd2s93R0lUNPMBn0Pem0u8JmuDR9ijtqTHE0umaYzzdoGMMkJi50KyCvmkgC9EQUfJIbhBk8xUqhVoiYxr_EsRQlq64yeZoMSjqpuCv8yxsYJA:D5NTYTp16XssFHSNEa7xIg" loading="lazy" /&gt; Ushishishi! These things are stupid. But this one's funny~ Squalooo, you can have the kids. I don't want them. ♥</content>
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