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  <title>ONTD NFL</title>
  <subtitle>ONTD NFL</subtitle>
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    <name>ONTD NFL</name>
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  <updated>2011-11-07T05:17:32Z</updated>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:ontd_touchdown:8925</id>
    <author>
      <name>Armida</name>
    </author>
    <lj:poster user="6a696c6c" userid="434770"/>
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    <title>HOLY CRAP</title>
    <published>2011-11-07T04:52:07Z</published>
    <updated>2011-11-07T05:17:32Z</updated>
    <content type="html">I thought I was going to have to borrow someone's towel to cry in, but then Rookie Torrey Smith finally redeems himself with a TD at 8 seconds left to go! GO RAVENS! SWEPT THOSE STEELERS!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ohhh man, this beer makes me feel 2 emotions: happy or angry. SO HAPPYYYY!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="https://imgprx.livejournal.net/06e3c1f5599c1ee75771545cc748e9f91603ee9e2d503ea1f73910ecc758fdd5/P2WlxyVijxKvg25s8MxSUUMdsf-ah7h03hrMVKJbgMTc4FbVno-jCkkiDgl5G1k-vlJdkynRcE5EFh8fkxtssBVY3CCZbtbQvQsF9EI0eUK5SrrK55Mc0FIJ7EUlNT9IphrurlwdfpojWmQYA0HJ7wl3gxwQAvgegWcDhEX_RpI:FHDbmaQaF6Qy2zNJW62DWg" fetchpriority="high" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;BOOM!!!&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What are you so happy about today from your team?!</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:ontd_touchdown:8518</id>
    <author>
      <name>Armida</name>
    </author>
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    <title>Sunday is over *sadface*</title>
    <published>2011-10-03T05:35:56Z</published>
    <updated>2011-10-03T05:35:56Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;p&gt;Woo! My Ravens were on National TeeVee tonight!! Yeah! Showed everyone our beloved steamed crabs at the beginning! Then... the announcers talked about the Jets for THE ENTIRE GAME. Man, eff you! We hosted that ish AND we won!&amp;nbsp; Kiss itttttt.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;How did your teams do today? Any plays that stuck out at you in particular? What are you hoping for next week from your favs? &lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I&amp;#39;m really proud of the Raven&amp;#39;s defense doing a good job at playing offense, lol. My Ravens have a bye next week, but I&amp;#39;ll def. be checking in on some games to get in my fix!&lt;/p&gt;</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:ontd_touchdown:8358</id>
    <author>
      <name>Armida</name>
    </author>
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    <title>Happy Sunday!!</title>
    <published>2011-09-25T20:39:20Z</published>
    <updated>2011-09-25T20:39:20Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;div style="text-align:center"&gt; &lt;b&gt;Who are you rooting for today??&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-size:large;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(128, 0, 128);"&gt;&lt;b&gt;LET&amp;#39;S GO RAVENS!&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:ontd_touchdown:8000</id>
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    <title>*blows dust off this comm*</title>
    <published>2011-09-11T19:06:49Z</published>
    <updated>2011-09-11T19:06:49Z</updated>
    <category term="are you ready for some football~"/>
    <content type="html">Hay gurrrls. Watcha watching/fretting bout this wonderful Sunday?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Currently watching da Bears stomp the Falcons, prayer circle 4 mah Vikings against the Chargers next.</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:ontd_touchdown:7799</id>
    <author>
      <name>lord grabiner stan</name>
    </author>
    <lj:poster user="hiisunshineee" userid="16641874"/>
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    <title>I hear there's something important happening today...</title>
    <published>2011-01-23T18:01:26Z</published>
    <updated>2011-01-24T04:26:36Z</updated>
    <category term="playoffs"/>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:ontd_touchdown:7608</id>
    <author>
      <name>lord grabiner stan</name>
    </author>
    <lj:poster user="hiisunshineee" userid="16641874"/>
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    <title>Divisional round</title>
    <published>2011-01-16T03:28:41Z</published>
    <updated>2011-01-16T04:25:50Z</updated>
    <category term="playoffs"/>
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    <category term="dammit cutler"/>
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    <content type="html">&lt;center&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="https://imgprx.livejournal.net/92e1495f7d90898f705e022bf1c241d5e9591dbde499cc27556195326b0bbf64/P2WlxyVijxKvg25s8MxSUUMdsf-ah7h0iwCAV_xRg9_U4AjbgY-mB0dpP2FVKkBUs0BSt2uKLDd2E1wKsBwKrxMmxFbuGcigzHtxhwhiZUfIOeyjueZlsXpl8QEmMTtWoxDl5nsIAu5cNydCPQmUuVY870NOVq4egSwe2lG0A8Ga-uqguA:3oSrrQaD02z4S9KixW77xw" fetchpriority="high"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;small&gt;My b, NFL. I'll use your new playoff logo.&lt;/small&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="https://imgprx.livejournal.net/8d6ed74106edd7f7121d40ee7df7bce1c2de897fde638bfef54bfa24a94896f2/P2WlxyVijxKvg25s8MxSUUMdsf-ah7h01hvWCaZagcnD-huals6oRxg8B18iS1U_pkxS3iA:R7Eys88TTRiEcd6t3HRYeA" border="0" alt="Image and video hosting by TinyPic" loading="lazy"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="https://imgprx.livejournal.net/103f26e4a77f9051ee0652facb52856785c7c215ea071a9a6af7d23c7fa2fe99/P2WlxyVijxKvg25s8MxSUUMdsf-ah7h01hvUCaZagcnD-huals6oR0R3WVckHQNhuEUXgQ:TOH8m3iyuC9waSX8Re5p0A" border="0" alt="Image and video hosting by TinyPic" loading="lazy"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://atdhe.net/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"&gt;streams&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/center&gt;</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:ontd_touchdown:7172</id>
    <author>
      <name>lord grabiner stan</name>
    </author>
    <lj:poster user="hiisunshineee" userid="16641874"/>
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    <title>Wild Card</title>
    <published>2011-01-08T21:52:38Z</published>
    <updated>2011-01-08T21:53:30Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:ontd_touchdown:7020</id>
    <author>
      <name>lord grabiner stan</name>
    </author>
    <lj:poster user="hiisunshineee" userid="16641874"/>
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    <title>ontd_touchdown @ 2011-01-03T16:01:00</title>
    <published>2011-01-03T22:01:32Z</published>
    <updated>2011-01-03T22:16:54Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;center&gt;&lt;font style="background-image: url(https://i361.photobucket.com/albums/oo54/crackysparkles/sparkles/09.gif); font-size: 60px;"&gt;2011 REGULAR SEASON OPPONENTS&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;big&gt;&lt;b&gt;AFC EAST&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1.  New England Patriots        &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Home:    Buffalo Bills, Miami Dolphins, New York Jets, Kansas City Chiefs, San Diego Chargers, Indianapolis Colts, Dallas Cowboys, New York Giants&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Away:     Buffalo Bills, Miami Dolphins, New York Jets, Denver Broncos, Oakland Raiders, Pittsburgh Steelers, Philadelphia Eagles, Washington Redskins&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2.  New York Jets                      &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Home:    Buffalo Bills, Miami Dolphins, New England Patriots, Kansas City Chiefs, San Diego Chargers, Jacksonville Jaguars, Dallas Cowboys, New York Giants&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Away:     Buffalo Bills, Miami Dolphins, New England Patriots, Denver Broncos, Oakland Raiders, Baltimore Ravens, Philadelphia Eagles, Washington Redskins&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;3.  Miami Dolphins                    &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Home:    Buffalo Bills, New England Patriots, New York Jets, Denver Broncos, Oakland Raiders, Houston Texans, Philadelphia Eagles, Washington Redskins&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Away:     Buffalo Bills, New England Patriots, New York Jets, Kansas City Chiefs, San Diego Chargers, Cleveland Browns, Dallas Cowboys, New York Giants&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;4.  Buffalo Bills                          &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Home:    Miami Dolphins, New England Patriots, New York Jets, Denver Broncos, Oakland Raiders, Tennessee Titans, Philadelphia Eagles, Washington Redskins&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Away:     Miami Dolphins, New England Patriots, New York Jets, Kansas City Chiefs, San Diego Chargers, Cincinnati Bengals, Dallas Cowboys, New York Giants&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;big&gt;&lt;b&gt;AFC NORTH&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1.  Pittsburgh Steelers             &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Home:    Baltimore Ravens, Cincinnati Bengals, Cleveland Browns, Jacksonville Jaguars, Tennessee Titans, New England Patriots, St. Louis Rams, Seattle Seahawks&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Away:     Baltimore Ravens, Cincinnati Bengals, Cleveland Browns, Houston Texans, Indianapolis Colts, Kansas City Chiefs, Arizona Cardinals, San Francisco 49ers&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2.  Baltimore Ravens                &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Home:    Cincinnati Bengals, Cleveland Browns, Pittsburgh Steelers, Houston Texans, Indianapolis Colts, New York Jets, Arizona Cardinals, San Francisco 49ers&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Away:     Cincinnati Bengals, Cleveland Browns, Pittsburgh Steelers, Jacksonville Jaguars, Tennessee Titans, San Diego Chargers, St. Louis Rams, Seattle Seahawks&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;3.  Cleveland Browns              &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Home:    Baltimore Ravens, Cincinnati Bengals, Pittsburgh Steelers, Jacksonville Jaguars, Tennessee Titans, Miami Dolphins, St. Louis Rams, Seattle Seahawks&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Away:     Baltimore Ravens, Cincinnati Bengals, Pittsburgh Steelers, Houston Texans, Indianapolis Colts, Oakland Raiders, Arizona Cardinals, San Francisco 49ers&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;4.  Cincinnati Bengals             &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Home:    Baltimore Ravens, Cleveland Browns, Pittsburgh Steelers, Houston Texans, Indianapolis Colts, Buffalo Bills, Arizona Cardinals, San Francisco 49ers&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Away:     Baltimore Ravens, Cleveland Browns, Pittsburgh Steelers, Jacksonville Jaguars, Tennessee Titans, Denver Broncos, St. Louis Rams, Seattle Seahawks&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;big&gt;&lt;b&gt;AFC SOUTH&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1.  Indianapolis Colts               &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Home:    Houston Texans, Jacksonville Jaguars, Tennessee Titans, Cleveland Browns, Pittsburgh Steelers, Kansas City Chiefs, Atlanta Falcons, Carolina Panthers&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; Away:     Houston Texans, Jacksonville Jaguars, Tennessee Titans, Baltimore Ravens, Cincinnati Bengals, New England Patriots, New Orleans Saints, Tampa Bay Buccaneers&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2.  Jacksonville Jaguars         &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Home:    Houston Texans, Indianapolis Colts, Tennessee Titans, Baltimore Ravens, Cincinnati Bengals, San Diego Chargers, New Orleans Saints, Tampa Bay Buccaneers&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Away:     Houston Texans, Indianapolis Colts, Tennessee Titans, Cleveland Browns, Pittsburgh Steelers, New York Jets, Atlanta Falcons, Carolina Panthers&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;3.  Houston Texans                 &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Home:    Indianapolis Colts, Jacksonville Jaguars, Tennessee Titans, Cleveland Browns, Pittsburgh Steelers, Oakland Raiders, Atlanta Falcons, Carolina Panthers&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Away:     Indianapolis Colts, Jacksonville Jaguars, Tennessee Titans, Baltimore Ravens, Cincinnati Bengals, Miami Dolphins, New Orleans Saints, Tampa Bay Buccaneers&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;4.  Tennessee Titans               &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Home:    Houston Texans, Indianapolis Colts, Jacksonville Jaguars, Baltimore Ravens, Cincinnati Bengals, Denver Broncos, New Orleans Saints, Tampa Bay Buccaneers&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Away:     Houston Texans, Indianapolis Colts, Jacksonville Jaguars, Cleveland Browns, Pittsburgh Steelers, Buffalo Bills, Atlanta Falcons, Carolina Panthers&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;big&gt;&lt;b&gt;AFC WEST&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1.  Kansas City Chiefs             &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Home:    Denver Broncos, Oakland Raiders, San Diego Chargers, Buffalo Bills, Miami Dolphins, Pittsburgh Steelers, Green Bay Packers, Minnesota Vikings&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; Away:     Denver Broncos, Oakland Raiders, San Diego Chargers, New England Patriots, New York Jets, Indianapolis Colts, Chicago Bears, Detroit Lions&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2.  San Diego Chargers           &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Home:    Denver Broncos, Kansas City Chiefs, Oakland Raiders, Buffalo Bills, Miami Dolphins, Baltimore Ravens, Green Bay Packers, Minnesota Vikings&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; Away:     Denver Broncos, Kansas City Chiefs, Oakland Raiders, New England Patriots, New York Jets, Jacksonville Jaguars, Chicago Bears, Detroit Lions&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;3.  Oakland Raiders                  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Home:    Denver Broncos, Kansas City Chiefs, San Diego Chargers, New England Patriots, New York Jets, Cleveland Browns, Chicago Bears, Detroit Lions&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Away:     Denver Broncos, Kansas City Chiefs, San Diego Chargers, Buffalo Bills, Miami Dolphins, Houston Texans, Green Bay Packers, Minnesota Vikings&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;4.  Denver Broncos                  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Home:    Kansas City Chiefs, Oakland Raiders, San Diego Chargers, New England Patriots, New York Jets, Cincinnati Bengals, Chicago Bears, Detroit Lions&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Away:     Kansas City Chiefs, Oakland Raiders, San Diego Chargers, Buffalo Bills, Miami Dolphins, Tennessee Titans, Green Bay Packers, Minnesota Vikings&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;big&gt;&lt;b&gt;NFC EAST&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/big&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1.  Philadelphia Eagles            &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Home:    Dallas Cowboys, New York Giants, Washington Redskins, Arizona Cardinals, San Francisco 49ers, Chicago Bears, New England Patriots, New York Jets&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Away:     Dallas Cowboys, New York Giants, Washington Redskins, St. Louis Rams, Seattle Seahawks, Atlanta Falcons, Buffalo Bills, Miami Dolphins&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2.  New York Giants                  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Home:    Dallas Cowboys, Philadelphia Eagles, Washington Redskins, St. Louis Rams, Seattle Seahawks, Green Bay Packers, Buffalo Bills, Miami Dolphins&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Away:     Dallas Cowboys, Philadelphia Eagles, Washington Redskins, Arizona Cardinals, San Francisco 49ers, New Orleans Saints, New England Patriots, New York Jets&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;3.  Dallas Cowboys                  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Home:    New York Giants, Philadelphia Eagles, Washington Redskins, St. Louis Rams, Seattle Seahawks, Detroit Lions, Buffalo Bills, Miami Dolphins&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Away:     New York Giants, Philadelphia Eagles, Washington Redskins, Arizona Cardinals, San Francisco 49ers, Tampa Bay Buccaneers, New England Patriots, New York Jets&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;4.  Washington Redskins       &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Home:    Dallas Cowboys, New York Giants, Philadelphia Eagles, Arizona Cardinals, San Francisco 49ers, Minnesota Vikings, New England Patriots, New York Jets&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Away:     Dallas Cowboys, New York Giants, Philadelphia Eagles, St. Louis Rams, Seattle Seahawks, Carolina Panthers, Buffalo Bills, Miami Dolphins&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;big&gt;&lt;b&gt;NFC NORTH&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/big&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1.  Chicago Bears                     &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Home:    Detroit Lions, Green Bay Packers, Minnesota Vikings, Atlanta Falcons, Carolina Panthers, Seattle Seahawks, Kansas City Chiefs, San Diego Chargers&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; Away:     Detroit Lions, Green Bay Packers, Minnesota Vikings, New Orleans Saints, Tampa Bay Buccaneers, Philadelphia Eagles, Denver Broncos, Oakland Raiders&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2.  Green Bay Packers             &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Home:    Chicago Bears, Detroit Lions, Minnesota Vikings, New Orleans Saints, Tampa Bay Buccaneers, St. Louis Rams, Denver Broncos, Oakland Raiders&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Away:     Chicago Bears, Detroit Lions, Minnesota Vikings, Atlanta Falcons, Carolina Panthers, New York Giants, Kansas City Chiefs, San Diego Chargers&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;3.  Detroit Lions                         &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Home:    Chicago Bears, Green Bay Packers, Minnesota Vikings, Atlanta Falcons, Carolina Panthers, San Francisco 49ers, Kansas City Chiefs, San Diego Chargers&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Away:     Chicago Bears, Green Bay Packers, Minnesota Vikings, New Orleans Saints, Tampa Bay Buccaneers, Dallas Cowboys, Denver Broncos, Oakland Raiders&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;4.  Minnesota Vikings              &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Home:    Chicago Bears, Detroit Lions, Green Bay Packers, New Orleans Saints, Tampa Bay Buccaneers, Arizona Cardinals, Denver Broncos, Oakland Raiders&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; Away:     Chicago Bears, Detroit Lions, Green Bay Packers, Atlanta Falcons, Carolina Panthers, Washington Redskins, Kansas City Chiefs, San Diego Chargers&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;big&gt;&lt;b&gt;NFC SOUTH&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/big&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1.  New Orleans Saints&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Home:    Atlanta Falcons, Carolina Panthers, Tampa Bay Buccaneers, Chicago Bears, Detroit Lions, New York Giants, Houston Texans, Indianapolis Colts&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Away:    Atlanta Falcons, Carolina Panthers, Tampa Bay Buccaneers, Green Bay Packers, Minnesota Vikings, St. Louis Rams, Jacksonville Jaguars, Tennessee Titans&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2.  Atlanta Falcons                    &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Home:    Carolina Panthers, New Orleans Saints, Tampa Bay Buccaneers, Green Bay Packers, Minnesota Vikings, Philadelphia Eagles, Jacksonville Jaguars, Tennessee Titans&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Away:     Carolina Panthers, New Orleans Saints, Tampa Bay Buccaneers, Chicago Bears, Detroit Lions, Seattle Seahawks, Houston Texans, Indianapolis Colts&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;3. Tampa Bay Buccaneers     &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Home:    Atlanta Falcons, Carolina Panthers, New Orleans Saints, Chicago Bears, Detroit Lions, Dallas Cowboys, Houston Texans, Indianapolis Colts&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Away:     Atlanta Falcons, Carolina Panthers, New Orleans Saints, Green Bay Packers, Minnesota Vikings, San Francisco 49ers, Jacksonville Jaguars, Tennessee Titans&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;4.  Carolina Panthers               &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Home:    Atlanta Falcons, New Orleans Saints, Tampa Bay Buccaneers, Green Bay Packers, Minnesota Vikings, Washington Redskins, Jacksonville Jaguars, Tennessee Titans&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Away:     Atlanta Falcons, New Orleans Saints, Tampa Bay Buccaneers, Chicago Bears, Detroit Lions, Arizona Cardinals, Houston Texans, Indianapolis Colts&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;big&gt;&lt;b&gt;NFC WEST&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1.  Seattle Seahawks                &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Home:    Arizona Cardinals, San Francisco 49ers, St. Louis Rams, Philadelphia Eagles, Washington Redskins, Atlanta Falcons, Baltimore Ravens, Cincinnati Bengals&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; Away:     Arizona Cardinals, San Francisco 49ers, St. Louis Rams, Dallas Cowboys, New York Giants, Chicago Bears, Cleveland Browns, Pittsburgh Steelers&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2.  St. Louis Rams                     &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Home:    Arizona Cardinals, San Francisco 49ers, Seattle Seahawks, Philadelphia Eagles, Washington Redskins, New Orleans Saints, Baltimore Ravens, Cincinnati Bengals&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Away:     Arizona Cardinals, San Francisco 49ers, Seattle Seahawks, Dallas Cowboys, New York Giants, Green Bay Packers, Cleveland Browns, Pittsburgh Steelers&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;3.  San Francisco 49ers          &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Home:    Arizona Cardinals, St. Louis Rams, Seattle Seahawks, Dallas Cowboys, New York Giants, Tampa Bay Buccaneers, Cleveland Browns, Pittsburgh Steelers&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; Away:     Arizona Cardinals, St. Louis Rams, Seattle Seahawks, Philadelphia Eagles, Washington Redskins, Detroit Lions, Baltimore Ravens, Cincinnati Bengals&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;4.  Arizona Cardinals                &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Home:    St. Louis Rams, San Francisco 49ers, Seattle Seahawks, Dallas Cowboys, New York Giants, Carolina Panthers, Cleveland Browns, Pittsburgh Steelers&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; Away:     St. Louis Rams, San Francisco 49ers, Seattle Seahawks, Philadelphia Eagles, Washington Redskins, Minnesota Vikings, Baltimore Ravens, Cincinnati Bengals&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="https://imgprx.livejournal.net/2934b73432c9fe705d3296c77a20c4478d6637f44fb81b42e9ab3164dbe9e1be/P2WlxyVijxKvg25s8MxSUUMdsf-ah7h01h3RCaZagcnD-huals6oRxh2UF12B0U_vFJS3iA:UvwSs-O4hQG_YpL9VuHYzg" border="0" alt="Image and video hosting by TinyPic" fetchpriority="high"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;aw shit son</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:ontd_touchdown:6856</id>
    <author>
      <name>lord grabiner stan</name>
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    <lj:poster user="hiisunshineee" userid="16641874"/>
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    <title>ontd_touchdown @ 2010-12-28T18:25:00</title>
    <published>2010-12-29T00:25:35Z</published>
    <updated>2010-12-29T00:25:35Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;center&gt; &lt;font style="background-image: url(https://imgprx.livejournal.net/bc22ec44072a9a3a1432a25c2122aeaf20a5d2659185e0d892023a01d5a917be/P2WlxyVijxKvg25s8MxSUUMdsf-ah7h01hrUCaZagcnD-huals6oRxt2GU1nRhwzqw:c77MKnBij5RGdjtpSx7n1w);" size="+5"&gt;2011 PRO BOWL ROSTER&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="https://imgprx.livejournal.net/943565b6caf5db72d6ff69ff292f22b5ee03925ccfae35df0168eb6c4b704f45/P2WlxyVijxKvg25s8MxSUUMdsf-ah7h01hvUCaZagcnD-huals6oRxh1ElF7CxQ_pkxS3iA:gb6sjnfypJQn6Zs-yWTK4g" border="0" alt="Image and video hosting by TinyPic" fetchpriority="high"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="https://imgprx.livejournal.net/88ddef3e3b4e8491dff517199848ad93984fd6438390d241256593b386d799aa/P2WlxyVijxKvg25s8MxSUUMdsf-ah7h01hvRCaZagcnD-huals6oR0QlGF95SgNhuEUXgQ:wgfPSEpdJ_ijf9Z82VgyKg" border="0" alt="Image and video hosting by TinyPic" loading="lazy"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Discuss. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/center&gt;</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:ontd_touchdown:6491</id>
    <author>
      <name>lord grabiner stan</name>
    </author>
    <lj:poster user="hiisunshineee" userid="16641874"/>
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    <title>Week 16</title>
    <published>2010-12-26T21:52:14Z</published>
    <updated>2010-12-26T21:58:23Z</updated>
    <category term="shit just got real"/>
    <content type="html">&lt;center&gt;&lt;img src="https://imgprx.livejournal.net/4a8580437dfc999ebea90d38b459aee28f629e0f658e2b941fcba5d8d0662482/P2WlxyVijxKvg25s8MxSUUMdsf-ah7h01hvWCaZagcnD-huals6oRxglEkZ8FRk_pkxS3iA:r_-NYyA3g-DutGiSoZmfgw" border="0" alt="Image and video hosting by TinyPic" fetchpriority="high"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;FINAL:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;THU, DEC 23&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Pittsburgh 27, Carolina 3 	  	  	 &lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;SAT, DEC 25&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Arizona 27, Dallas 26 	&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;SUN, DEC 26 	&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;New England 34, Buffalo 3 	&lt;br /&gt;Chicago 38, NY Jets 34 	&lt;br /&gt;Baltimore 20, Cleveland 10 	&lt;br /&gt;Kansas City 34, Tennessee 14 	&lt;br /&gt;St. Louis 25, San Francisco 17 	&lt;br /&gt;Detroit 34, Miami 27 	&lt;br /&gt;Washington 20, Jacksonville 17 &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://atdhe.net/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"&gt;Streams&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/center&gt;</content>
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    <title>So, week 15 is over...</title>
    <published>2010-12-21T21:34:59Z</published>
    <updated>2010-12-21T21:34:59Z</updated>
    <category term="are you ready for some football~"/>
    <content type="html">How has your season been going? Do you have hope? Are you ready to be put out of your misery?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I think this image sums it up for me:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="https://l-stat.livejournal.net/img/https_placeholder.png" fetchpriority="high"&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:ontd_touchdown:5985</id>
    <author>
      <name>livesamantha</name>
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    <title>Ravens vs. Texans</title>
    <published>2010-12-14T05:01:28Z</published>
    <updated>2010-12-14T05:01:28Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;p&gt;What a perfect ending! I live for games like this.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:ontd_touchdown:5641</id>
    <author>
      <name>Alyeese</name>
    </author>
    <lj:poster user="sjc_jackson" userid="16490892"/>
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    <title>JETS VS PATRIOTS</title>
    <published>2010-12-07T01:32:21Z</published>
    <updated>2010-12-07T01:32:21Z</updated>
    <content type="html">let's discuss, shall we?</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:ontd_touchdown:5506</id>
    <author>
      <name>+/- JAMIE</name>
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    <lj:poster user="mechanically" userid="8235497"/>
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    <title>ontd_touchdown @ 2010-12-03T23:36:00</title>
    <published>2010-12-04T05:37:03Z</published>
    <updated>2010-12-04T05:39:01Z</updated>
    <category term="purple rain~"/>
    <content type="html">This community needs a pick-me-up. And I thought to myself, "self, what better way it there to make people talk football than to post this wonderful fluff piece on the greatest punter in existence?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;h1&gt;Vikings' Kluwe does everything to his own beat&lt;/h1&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="https://imgprx.livejournal.net/fe66727e8220b4c1e1923ffd017afecc33ec38a3f9c4faf1ecb834ec0f17be64/P2WlxyVijxKvg25s8MxSUUMdsf-ah7h01hvUCaZagcnD-huals6oRxgiWRJmHBk_vFJS3iA:0NcmB3W2b_gNxyDzPIs3Zg" fetchpriority="high"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;On the field, in the locker room, in his band or on Twitter, Vikings punter Chris Kluwe is anything but ordinary.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Kickoff for the Packers game was roughly 19 hours away, but Chris Kluwe already had found his comfort zone. Not on the football field, but in a tiny room in a Minneapolis warehouse where his rock band practices three times a week.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Did you bring earplugs?" he asked a visitor during a break.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Here, Kluwe is the bass guitar player for Tripping Icarus, a four-member group that already has played First Avenue and is busy writing songs for its second CD.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In his day job, he is the Vikings punter and having the best season of his six-year career while leading NFC Pro Bowl voting for his position.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But to call Kluwe an NFL punter would be like describing the Vikings' season as eventful: Both are accurate but don't come close to capturing the truth.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Kluwe marches -- or tweets in some instances -- to his own beat.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"He's a Renaissance man," said his mother, Sandy.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"He's like a diamond -- there's a lot of facets to his being," Vikings special teams coordinator Brian Murphy said.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Definitely eclectic," long snapper Cullen Loeffler said.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Kluwe freely admits he wasn't exactly a dedicated student in school, but yet he recorded a perfect score on the verbal portion of the SAT without studying for the college admissions test and was recruited hard by Harvard and Dartmouth.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A talented violin player as a child, he learned to play bass guitar a few years ago after mastering the video game "Guitar Hero."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He's a voracious reader who has read hundreds, if not thousands, of books. A speed reader whose primary tastes are science fiction and fantasy, he knocks out a novel in a day or two.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He has also become so engrossed in the tabletop game Warmachine that he spends hours (often in the locker room) painting his miniature troops and hopes to compete in a national tournament someday.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Kluwe is the type of guy who can pick up a Rubik's Cube for the first time and solve it in 10 minutes.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"He's just naturally gifted," said his father, Ron.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He's also a pretty darn good punter. Kluwe has embraced the team's request to change his approach and focus more on hang time and placement rather than distance in order to help the coverage unit. The results are impressive: He ranks second in the NFL in net average and third in return yard average.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"He's willing to do the things that we need as a team," Murphy said. "I just can't say it enough, and it means so much to us as a team that he does that."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Child prodigy&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Kluwe's father is a chemical engineer, and his mother is the head of anesthesiology at a hospital in his hometown of Los Alamitos, Calif. His grandmother Lucy Woodward was an aerospace engineer and adventurer who climbed mountains all over the world, including Kilimanjaro at age 73. Woodward, who died in 2007, took Chris to Antarctica when he was 11.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Kluwes realized they had their hands full with their first child from an early age. At 5, he was reading "The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"My wife and I looked at each other and said, 'Well, how are we going to stay ahead of him?'" Ron said.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;That became a challenge at times. Kluwe devoured classes that intrigued him and ignored the ones that didn't.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"The classes that didn't interest me, I was kind of like, 'Ah, whatever, I'm going to read a book during class,'" he said.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He hated homework and preparing for tests. He had a standard reply for when his mom asked why he didn't study for tests.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"He would say, 'Why would I study? This way I can see if I learned anything in the class,'" Sandy recalled. "Isn't that annoying?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Kluwe graduated with a 3.5 grade-point average while mostly taking Advanced Placement classes as a senior at Los Alamitos High School. He scored a 1,490 on the SAT under the former scale, including that perfect score on the verbal. He missed a few math questions because, as he said, "I hadn't taken a math class in three years because I had graduated out of calculus my freshman year. I didn't really study for it. I've never been one for studying. I just go off common knowledge."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Headed for L.A.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;That approach was good enough to attract attention from some of the most prestigious schools in the country. But Kluwe had established himself as one of the nation's best punters and wanted to play Division I football at a high level, too.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"He came into the study one night and said, 'Dad, I just turned down Harvard,'" Ron said. "I said, 'Here's the deal, buddy: You're going to tell your mom that you turned down Harvard because I'm not telling her."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sandy, who attended medical school at Penn for two years before transferring to UCLA, initially wasn't crazy about his decision.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"I was most displeased," she said, able to laugh about it now.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Kluwe ultimately signed with UCLA and graduated with two degrees, history and political science. He also met his future wife, Isabel, who worked in the football office when he was a recruit and helped show him around campus.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"He was pretty clueless, to be quite honest," she said. "I didn't know he was a football player. I thought he was a soccer player."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Then his SAT scores arrived a few weeks later and caught her attention.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Those got passed around the office because you don't see those very often," she said.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Chris and Isabel have two daughters, the second born in October.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Punting and trouble&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Soccer and baseball were Kluwe's sports of choice as a kid. He didn't start football until high school -- and that was only because he needed something to do in the fall. The other options were cross-country and water polo.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But Kluwe was a natural from the start. He had a strong leg as a punter and nailed a state playoff record 60-yard field goal as a senior. USA Today named him an All-America punter as a senior, and he became a Ray Guy Award finalist as a senior at UCLA.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He signed with the Vikings as an undrafted rookie in 2005 after being released by the Seattle Seahawks at the end of training camp. He holds the team record for punts of 50-plus yards and is closing in on the record for punts inside the 20.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It hasn't all been smooth sailing. He kicked the final three games of his rookie season with a torn anterior cruciate ligament in his right knee and was the target of some heated comments by former coach Brad Childress after Saints punt returner Reggie Bush lit up the Vikings in 2008. Childress was so irate that Kluwe kicked the ball to Bush that he brought in four free-agent punters for a tryout a few days later.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;However, Childress repeatedly praised Kluwe's performance this season -- the punter signed a six-year, $8.3 million contract extension in 2007 -- and the team believes he deserves his first Pro Bowl invitation. Kluwe joked that the accolades feel much better than "I'll find four other guys."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;The unknown comic&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A whiteboard is near the entrance to the locker room. The team uses it to post messages about ticket requests, hotel arrangements and expected weather conditions for road games.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Kluwe uses it to deliver a punch line. He often scribbles jokes, illustrations and his own unique perspective on things that happen during the week or were said in a team meeting.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"There are a lot of people who look forward to coming in the locker room after the morning meetings on Saturdays to see what he conjured up on the whiteboard," former Vikings center Matt Birk said. "He never failed to deliver."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Birk, who signed with Baltimore before the 2009 season, said Kluwe's highbrow humor is something he misses.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"He is a funny, funny man," Birk said. "He strikes a chord with me. His sense of humor -- however you want to say it, quirky or dry -- that's right in my wheelhouse."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Kluwe is unpretentiously sarcastic with a dry sense of humor.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"He makes the locker room a lot of fun," Loeffler said.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Kluwe takes pride in his ability to make noted grump Steve Hutchinson laugh. "Hutch is a very deep, complex person," Kluwe said. "He's actually a really funny guy."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Kluwe uses Twitter as a comedic platform, and everything is fair game. He recently kept track of the number of times players cursed in the locker room after the team banned songs containing swear words in the weight room.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"We got to hear 'Put A Ring On It' by Alvin and the Chipmunks," Kluwe said. "That was pretty exciting."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Speed reader&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Kluwe seems equally adept at discussing Alvin as he is at Aristotle. Perhaps that's a byproduct of his love of books. His mother said he would take a John Grisham book to school and be finished by the time he got home.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"He can read a book in about 25 minutes," Murphy said. "The first time I saw him do it, I thought he was joking."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Said Loeffler: "It's really incredible how fast he reads. We'll go on a road [game] and he'll pick up three or four books that are like 300 to 500 pages each and he'll finish them all before we get back. When he's flipping through the pages, you're like, 'There's no way you're reading that book,' but he is."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Kluwe's fascination with video and tabletop games spawned new interests such as Warmachine, a tabletop miniature game he began playing six months ago. He competes against other players at Tower Games in Minneapolis. His expertise at "Guitar Hero" led him to the stage.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"One of the achievements I unlocked was, 'Buy a Real Guitar Already,' " he said. "So I figured, 'Well, I should probably buy a guitar."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He took lessons, ultimately switched to bass and helped form his rock band 2 1/2 years ago. Tripping Icarus has recorded one CD and played about 15 live shows. Kluwe said he felt more nervous for the gig at First Avenue than punting in a regular-season game.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"It's a new situation," he said. "I've been kicking the football for 16 years now. I'm pretty used to it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"If you hit a wrong note, you can tell. And you also have to worry about moving around and rocking out and everything. But it's a lot of fun. When you hear the crowd cheering, it's a blast."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.startribune.com/sports/vikings/111086614.html" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"&gt;By CHIP SCOGGINS, Star Tribune&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a name='cutid1-end'&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Maybe I'm biased. Maybe it's been a slow year for the Vikings. But I, for one, think he's pretty awesome. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Try to find another speed reading football player that's been to Antarctica. That's right, there aren't any. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;My next question is this: Who's your favorite player? Why?&lt;/b&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:ontd_touchdown:5292</id>
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    <title>Just because.</title>
    <published>2010-11-29T16:41:27Z</published>
    <updated>2010-11-29T16:41:27Z</updated>
    <category term="rex ryan demands pizzas"/>
    <content type="html">I finally finished NaNoWriMo, so here is an inspirational speech.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;lj-embed id="3" /&gt;</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:ontd_touchdown:5114</id>
    <author>
      <name>lord grabiner stan</name>
    </author>
    <lj:poster user="hiisunshineee" userid="16641874"/>
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    <title>In case you missed it...</title>
    <published>2010-11-28T23:25:27Z</published>
    <updated>2010-11-28T23:25:27Z</updated>
    <category term="shit just got real"/>
    <content type="html">SHIT GOT REAL, Y'ALL&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;lj-embed id="2" /&gt;</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:ontd_touchdown:4351</id>
    <author>
      <name>Alyeese</name>
    </author>
    <lj:poster user="sjc_jackson" userid="16490892"/>
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    <title>ontd_touchdown @ 2010-11-21T13:25:00</title>
    <published>2010-11-21T18:25:29Z</published>
    <updated>2010-11-21T18:25:29Z</updated>
    <content type="html">sorry I've been so MIA lately, hectic few weeks of moving into my apartment&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;but...football post?&lt;br /&gt;I think this place is dead though</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:ontd_touchdown:3995</id>
    <author>
      <name>lord grabiner stan</name>
    </author>
    <lj:poster user="hiisunshineee" userid="16641874"/>
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    <title>Monday Night Football</title>
    <published>2010-11-16T02:22:59Z</published>
    <updated>2010-11-16T02:22:59Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Idek, does anyone still come here? lol&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Who's watching the Eagles deliver an asskicking.</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:ontd_touchdown:3674</id>
    <author>
      <name>Creeper</name>
    </author>
    <lj:poster user="allagainst" userid="8635501"/>
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    <title>YOUR KING WOULD LIKE A WORD.</title>
    <published>2010-10-26T20:15:39Z</published>
    <updated>2010-10-26T20:15:54Z</updated>
    <category term="herp derp manning"/>
    <content type="html">&lt;img src="https://imgprx.livejournal.net/eb67887fb1e0ecb718a77ca1599372aae86f0eb574e8e38a05d10d5e0a881d3a/P2WlxyVijxKvg25s8MxSUUMdsf-ah7h0jRrMSrdXhtGd5w3Zl823RkkpDQhjC0BzulBqkDzJegRTDmUihEkq-0weiHnAadbUvQoergFmaA8:VkIYkbv4iFD_GKMJr42X-w" fetchpriority="high"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;CARRY ON.</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:ontd_touchdown:3400</id>
    <author>
      <name>Alyeese</name>
    </author>
    <lj:poster user="sjc_jackson" userid="16490892"/>
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    <title>ARE YOU READY</title>
    <published>2010-10-26T00:21:22Z</published>
    <updated>2010-10-26T00:24:14Z</updated>
    <category term="herp derp manning"/>
    <content type="html">&lt;font size="+3"&gt;FOR SOME FOOOOOTBALL?!?!?!?&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="https://imgprx.livejournal.net/2d5e0f02a0fd1dea964fe578a7b1bcfa2be3ca7126c33f1df007d10a47cd4ee1/P2WlxyVijxKvg25s8MxSUUMdsf-ah7h0yFmVCaZcn8TW_QKam8SxR102TUR4EFl0uFYaiS3SbAJBDh1ezUhisBdexFrANu2A9HRZoxl1DB3jB-GYus16nH9W8BhiZikE:-kkq-PkKTzz2rQagsAnPpw" fetchpriority="high"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;sub&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;a name='cutid1-end'&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/sub&gt;</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:ontd_touchdown:3197</id>
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    <title>ontd_touchdown @ 2010-10-24T14:39:00</title>
    <published>2010-10-24T19:39:16Z</published>
    <updated>2010-10-24T19:39:16Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;font size="6"&gt;YOUR WEEKLY POST&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;enjoy.</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:ontd_touchdown:3036</id>
    <author>
      <name>Alyeese</name>
    </author>
    <lj:poster user="sjc_jackson" userid="16490892"/>
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    <title>CAN WE JUST HAVE A HOT FOOTBALL PLAYERS POST?!</title>
    <published>2010-10-20T03:24:44Z</published>
    <updated>2010-10-20T03:33:04Z</updated>
    <category term="sexy can i"/>
    <content type="html">&lt;font size="+4"&gt;I say yes!&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="https://imgprx.livejournal.net/9155d079d11e19802b79ff291960871d838352a3a67157051b1eaa84dd86d70d/P2WlxyVijxKvg25s8MxSUUMdsf-ah7h02VuBTKtWjtje8grfhsCrC0IjGgljC0BzulAbnzLTLBNNEkYD0klppxZA3iaZbbrUtAkI60AuPgfhEe-LicpU3mdGpDVGeEdI4Um4-XZQbtU:Z9XRvQBQ4j2wULdZZ5dE6w" fetchpriority="high"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a name='cutid1-end'&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;sub&gt;spam spam spam away&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/sub&gt;</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:ontd_touchdown:2657</id>
    <author>
      <name>Alyeese</name>
    </author>
    <lj:poster user="sjc_jackson" userid="16490892"/>
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    <title>GAME DAY!!!</title>
    <published>2010-10-17T16:59:58Z</published>
    <updated>2010-10-17T17:02:08Z</updated>
    <category term="fuck you time warner"/>
    <content type="html">&lt;img src="https://l-stat.livejournal.net/img/https_placeholder.png" fetchpriority="high"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;add whatever tags&lt;/i&gt;</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:ontd_touchdown:2487</id>
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    <title>MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALLLLLL!!</title>
    <published>2010-10-12T00:31:42Z</published>
    <updated>2010-10-12T00:44:15Z</updated>
    <category term="purple rain~"/>
    <category term="grandpa favre"/>
    <category term="rex ryan demands pizzas"/>
    <category term="i need moar touches"/>
    <content type="html">&lt;font size="6"&gt;&lt;b&gt;VIKINGS VS JETS&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;WITH HOPEFULLY AT LEAST ONE AWKWARD REFERENCE TO &lt;a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner/post/Reports-Brett-Favre-offers-tearful-apology-to-t?urn=nfl-276199" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"&gt;BRETT-FAVRE'S-PEEN-GATE&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;LET'S DO THIS&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;ETA&lt;/b&gt;: Rain delay. For at least another 15 minutes or so. fffffuuuu....</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:ontd_touchdown:2115</id>
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    <title>ontd_touchdown @ 2010-10-10T12:08:00</title>
    <published>2010-10-10T17:08:12Z</published>
    <updated>2010-10-10T17:15:03Z</updated>
    <category term="aaron rodgers pornstache support zone"/>
    <category term="are you ready for some football~"/>
    <category term="serial killer smirk manning"/>
    <lj:music>Fiona Apple - Criminal | Powered by Last.fm</lj:music>
    <content type="html">&lt;font size="5"&gt;&lt;b&gt;GAME DAY POST!!!&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="https://imgprx.livejournal.net/47c71efd78e10b6f0e8041c715e6ad3d27aaa51658143c1bcc6071baf8d40ad8/P2WlxyVijxKvg25s8MxSUUMdsf-ah7h01hvUCaZagcnD-huals6oRxl3VV58EEY_pkxS3iA:skTgOnb5hJhLWkv3UA85XA" fetchpriority="high"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sorry this isn't pretty :P</content>
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