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sprinklebell — Thu, 24 May 2012 14:36:21 GMT

HAY

this is just a post to push down the autoplay video from the front page

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE DOG BREED?

please reply in pictures ty

this was weird

mikeismyname — Tue, 27 Mar 2012 00:30:27 GMT

i work front desk at a physical therapy clinic.

i went to wendys to get dinner. while i was waiting in line, the cashier, an older woman maybe in her 40's, was like... eyein me. she looked like an older version of selena, but chubby.

anyway, i got to the register and i ordered my food. she saw my shirt, which has our companys logo on it, and asked how long ive been working there. i told her a few months and the conversation went like this:

selena: oh a few months? i dont like getting massages from women, makes me uncomfortable
me: oh well, we have a few guys there, too! you should come by, they can really help you out.
selena: oh no, i dont want any of them....i want you to do it

all this happened while i ordered two jr cheeseburgers.

me: uhhh ohhh hahaha, no, im not a therapist, i work in the front
selena: well, it only takes a little bit to get your license, right? ill wait for you.

now, she didnt say this as a joke. she said this with a straight face. she was looking at me with stone-cold (steve austin hell yeah 3:16) look.
anyway, i then moved to where you get your food and went on my phone to look busy so she wouldnt talk to me. then, she came up to the counter, grabbed my cup (i had one from a gas station) and asked what was in it.

me: oh, i got diet dr pepper, but its ok, i dont want you to get in trouble
selena: too bad, we dont have diet. it's a shame, i wouldve have...topped you off...

at this point, i kinda lost my appetite. it wasnt that she was ugly or anything (i mean, she was kinda janky lookin but whatever), it was just so....weird. it must suck to be a chick bc that shit was fucking awkward. and ive never really been hit on before, so that too made it fucking awkward.

finally, she was putting my food in the bag and continued on

selena: yeah, i work as caretaker, too. when people ask me if i make enough money, i show them my 2011 ford focus and say, 'what do you think?'
me: yeah, cars are cool ok bye thanks

and i left

ruined someone's surprise engagement

mikeismyname — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 01:41:29 GMT

i work at a massage/spa clinic at the front desk. these two girls, around 26-28 came in for massages. they got their massages done and i was up front waiting for them to come out.

the first girl, ill call her glasses, came out first, alone. my boss was up front with me talking to a customer and i was getting ready to ring up glasses. while i was checking out glasses, she asked if we could do group sessions. i asked her how many people and she said around ten or so, for a bridal shower or whatever. i was like, "sure, we can do that"

then, her friend, i will call her blondie, came out of her session. she was like "wow, i need to get my bf to get my a gift card for valentines day here", so i i knew she didnt have any idea about the engagement.

she came up to my computer and i started ringing them up when i asked glasses "so did you wanna find out about that group session?" and she was like "OH NO no thanks hahaha." at that point, i was like OOOOH SHIT and tried to recover. then glasses turned to her friend and was like "for my parents and grandparets, yknow" and blondie was like "oh ok, cool whatever"

THEN my boss finished up with her customer and came up to us and said "oh, so i heard you mention you wanted to do something for a bridal shower??" and everything just stopped and got really awkward and quiet. glasses was like "uhhhh hahaha no, i was about my grandparents and stuff, to have them all come in ahaha" and blondie was like "oh my gaaaaaaaah" but like, to herself, under her breathe and i was like "eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee lemme go ahead and check you out"

then they left and i started laughing to the point of tears and explained to my boss what happened and she was like "i dont curr"

dolcetta — Fri, 06 Jan 2012 00:35:43 GMT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bO1PIauwBWs&feature=related
id like to make a response video tbh

mikeismyname — Fri, 30 Dec 2011 07:24:42 GMT

hey what was your personal album of the year? not necessarily something that just came out in 2011 (obv it can be), but an album you discovered this year that really stuck to you

sprinklebell — Thu, 29 Dec 2011 22:07:11 GMT

THROWBACK

sprinklebell — Tue, 13 Dec 2011 04:09:48 GMT

harasenaj — Fri, 11 Nov 2011 17:30:48 GMT

not_kosher — Tue, 08 Nov 2011 01:01:31 GMT

LOL i love how brenden and liz act like moderating ONTD is a real job

brenden - you are not perez hilton (although the resemblance is uncanny)

mikeismyname — Wed, 19 Oct 2011 05:59:17 GMT

i made this twitter account

i havent tweeted anyone besides just now. the first tweet was the only tweet there
i logged in and saw i had two mentions

what

mikeismyname — Mon, 10 Oct 2011 22:55:44 GMT

post here and lll give you your very own chris-chan

catalytically — Sat, 27 Aug 2011 04:57:47 GMT

hey guys! so it looks like we're spending another 6-9 months in mexico SO we might move to.....

cordoba, veracruz

irapuato, guanajuato

queretaro

I wouldn't mind taxco, guerrero tbh

Where should I go!? also my cousin is moving back to Acayucan, Veracruz (or Cordoba!)

poast poast

harasenaj — Thu, 18 Aug 2011 23:22:47 GMT

poast

answer honestly pls.

k_nkles — Mon, 15 Aug 2011 05:49:30 GMT

View Poll: 3 questions

mikeismyname — Fri, 05 Aug 2011 02:10:46 GMT

what do you think of chicks on tumblr like this one
http://beckyloves.tumblr.com/tagged/me/

ritsukacom — Thu, 16 Jun 2011 23:30:32 GMT

2 hot 2 handle.

HEY FATTIES!!! (RIP ontd_fatties)

catalytically — Thu, 10 Mar 2011 23:54:14 GMT

ok I just uploaded 3 Jillian Michaels videos, I know some ppl here have wanted to dl them so xoxo!!

Jillian and ontd_refuse lol jk ilu all xo

Jillian being a BA

DOWNLOAD

DOWNLOAD

DOWNLOAD

Also yes I know it's Thursday

catalytically — Sun, 19 Dec 2010 05:25:02 GMT

not_kosher — Mon, 13 Dec 2010 00:45:49 GMT

View Poll: #1656220

catalytically — Sat, 11 Dec 2010 05:14:57 GMT

2night's inspiration:
[22:54] [witches]: ("yeezy taught me" juicefromjesus) what is a chorizo
[22:54] [witches]: ("designer pussy" chrswith1eye) sausage~**~
[22:55] [witches]: ("yeezy taught me" juicefromjesus) official or just slang
[22:55] [witches]: (danceofdays67) nah its officially like meat
[22:55] [witches]: ("yeezy taught me" juicefromjesus) steve you are so gross
[22:56] [witches]: ("yeezy taught me" juicefromjesus) we would be great friends
[22:56] brizzlebrawleo: have you seriously never had chorizo
[22:56] brizzlebrawleo: like even i know what soul food is
[22:56] [witches]: (danceofdays67) uh oh
[22:56] brizzlebrawleo: jk ilu

take this fucking bolillo and cut it in half like burger bread, turn on your stove and use a fucking comal

put the two halves of bolillo face down, maybe add a LITTLE BIT of butter to the comal like, rub it on the comal etc and let the bolillo toast a little

take the chorizo out of the baggie and put that shit on a frying pan

do NOT add vegetable oil to this, the juice from the chorizo will work just fine

that's motherfucking chorizo just throw that shit in there and let it cook then throw some eggs in there and let it all mix the fuck up ok

don't forget about the bolillo set that shit aside ok and your scrambled eggs/chorizo will look something like this only not as ugly

if you WANT, you can add a little bit of black pepper, but i'd definitely suggest throwing some salt on there

get out some fucking mayonnaise and spread that shit on your bolillo where it got toasted

AND DON'T USE MIRACLE WHIP that shit's for pussy bitches and people who were obviously born with reversed taste buds

anyway now that your chorizo/scrambled eggs is all nice and cooked pour that shit in your bolillo then add some fucking AVOCADO SLICES

it is now a BREAKFAST TORTA

and no I wouldn't put tomato/lettuce in there wtf this shit isn't a fucking salasd BITCH
eat that shit UP and orgasm straight out of your mouth

catalytically — Tue, 23 Nov 2010 05:01:03 GMT

cocklover69: I would love to spend an afternoon in a museum with you, then have lunch, walk through the park, come home, and make mad, passionate love to you.
cocklover69: I can't wait to have you in my arms and to kiss you.

lol omg..... i'm just like oh sweet so where would you take me, spoil me etc lol jk about the spoil part........... but ya

pix for lols

he said he's a classically trained musician and that he conducts choirs and orchestras omg!! w o w look @ his successful ass