


there’s a holy war in minneapolis!
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by Rawclyde!
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One girl-soldier on my crew fought off
5 wanna-be rapists in her platoon
Killed them & did not get caught
Her blood-lust knew no bounds when it came to the Taliban
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500 mysteriously disappeared while she ranged around
Out of uniform for one month in northeast Afghanistan
After which she was promoted to Colonel
This included 3 Waziristan villages that she leveled
(Nobody knows how and, anyway, it’s just a rumor)
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She was assigned to nurture an ill-conceived outpost
Deep in the mountains, so deep it scratched the back
Of Pakistan & consequently was doomed until
She got there & winked at her suddenly happy soldiers
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They got so charged-up just looking at her
They paved a crumbling rock road with asphalt
For 100 miles before lunch time & without a break
Nobody but one village urchin knows where they got the asphalt
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Then one freezing morning she & her sparse gear were gone
The outpost fell into an endless & bottomless depression
Until they found a dead Talib with an arrow in his back
Suddenly they knew ~ the Colonel wasn’t gone at all
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Now the soldiers at this craven location pull guard duty
With smiles on their faces & joy in their hearts
‘Cuz every so often when least expected they catch a glimpse
Col. Sheena Johnson stalking Taliban in the snarky shadows…
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excerpt from
the
2014
epic
(free read)
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Holy Sophia
&
davy
cloyd
elvis
spitball
frank
dopey
&
rawclyde
!
and the movement to impeach
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Whose that fool lookin’ back at you
In the mirror of your mind
Could it be the one you see
Whose name you’ve often signed
Can you place the familiar face
You thought you left behind
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Take a real good look
In the mirror of your mind
Take a real good look
In the mirror of your mind
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Whose that clown that’s bringing you down
In the mirror of your mind
Whose the one that son of a gun
Who treats you so unkind
Open your eyes & realize
How long you have been blind
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Take a real good look
In the mirror of your mind
Take a real good look
In the mirror of your mind
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And realize that beauty lies
In the eyes of the beholder
And nobody is out to do you any harm
You can’t go on crying
On somebody else’s shoulder
When the helping hand is your other hand
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Things in all directions
Are only your reflections
Everywhere you go
You’ve got to reap just what you sow
All the world is about you
Is within & without you
The things that you have hated
They’re the things that you’ve created
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Hey!
Mirror mirror on the wall
Whose the scariest one of all
Mirror mirror in my mind
Won’t you won’t you help me find THE TRUTH
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I’d give everything I own
To find The Truth
Who I am & what I’m doing
What I am & why
Everything I touch I ruin
I don’t know why I try
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I keep lookin’ for The Truth
Won’t you
Won’t you
Won’t you
Help me find The Truth
People tell me come join the crowd
We think we’ve found the way
What they are shouts so loud
That I can’t hear what they say
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I’m talkin’ about The Truth
Where in the world do you go to find The Truth
Seems I heard somebody mention
I don’t know where or when
Switch a little part of your attention
From the outside to withinnnnnnn!
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Whose that fool lookin’ back at you
In the mirror of your mind
I wanna know
Could it be the one whose name you’ve often signed
Can you place the familiar face
You thought you left behind
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December 11, 2025
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Take a real good look
In the mirror of your mind
Take a darn good look
In the mirror of your mind
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Mirror mirror in my mind
Won’t you won’t you help me find
The Truth
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song written by Joe South
1940-2012
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post editor / rawclyde!